Things That Make You Chuckle

Oh shit a fellow new Englander … never knew you were up there … I’m a masshole myself

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I was born and raised there, didn’t leave until I enlisted at 19. I’m not there anymore because I naiively chose to pursue money in commiefornia, but I would like to move back one day

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“CBD suppositories, so you can calm your ass down.”

They actually exist! My inner Beavis & Butthead are chuckling their heads off.

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Hehe-hehe… Bunghoooole! Hehe-hehe.

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Back in high school, we had 2 guys that could do the beevis and butthead laughs almost perfectly. They would sit in the back of class waiting for the teacher to say anything that could be sexually (or otherwise) misinterpreted so they could do the laugh… it was so damn hard not to bust out laughing!
It’s one of those experiences where you don’t want to be the one to laugh because you’d bring attention to it - thus making it all the more funny.

It probably doesn’t come across the same in text, but those are for real some of the funniest memories I have of high school.

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“This Part Wouldn’t Be That Tough” literally took over a federal piece of property while armed to the teeth and low on snacks a few years ago

Yeah but they would welcome our commie invaders.

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I’m not sure you understand rural Oregon. The Bundys are on the far-right as is much of the PNW that isn’t in or around big cities.

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Haha goes from militantly woke/liberal to militantly far right militia in sub 10 miles around these parts haha. Oddly not well known though. That said, the map was a joke.

I only read that as applying to the San Francisco/northern california area.

The upper corner from the panhandle of Idaho to the coast then down to the oregon/cali border is the other section.

Nobody from Santa Cruz is fighting anybody, unless they’re a vampire.

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Lol. They have the most aggressive surf locals this side of Oahu. Santa Cruz isn’t what I think, you think it is. And the folks north of the bay area are either as redneck as it gets, or sticking an AR in your face to protect the crop while their 100lb pit ragdolls your leg.

Then again, just like everywhere else, the majority of folks in each place are normal hardworking nonviolent people.

I’ll be honest, i thought the entire population of oregon/washington was either a violently woke liberal, a vampire, or a werewolf.

Honorable mention: hippie stoner nihilists for anyone that didnt fit in the above categories.

No, it isnt.

I was only there during the daytime though.

Actualy was. Took a drive up US 1 to see that part of the coastal area from Monterey.

@The_Myth has a lot of good to say about the area.

I’m watching Mike Israetel’s “Getting exotically huge” and in the first like 30 seconds hes like “There’s LITERALLY no good reason to do it”.

I think I find it funny just because i’ve dedicated years to doing this in the sole pursuit of getting as big as i possibly can, and its 100% true that it’s for no good reason. fuck, im dumb :joy:

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Santa Cruz is a weird little town for sure, and I love it to death. The grit of the locals at Steamers is legit - but if you ask nice, they’ll let you catch a few waves.

My fifteen year old son loves it because we go to Ferrels for donuts in our jammies and nobody notices.

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