Marc knows what’s up! I’d love to have this conversation with my doc…
Talenti mint chip gelato is less than 700kcal/pint… and tastes like… gelato, not rotten bananas
Yes. KIND ice cream is the sneaky little “faux-low-cal” culprit I was kvetchin’ about. Talenti is good shit, and I don’t buy it because one of the weaselly little snack stealers in my house will filtch it.
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I have found away around the snack stealers - you have to hide the pint in a frozen broccoli or spinach bag.
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@samul @Chris_Colucci as the resident Italians,what do you guys make of this…
Gov. Mani Felici!
I hope Google translate got that right.
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I have literally no idea who that guy is °_°
To be fair, I identify more as a suburban NY’er, but still… he ain’t wrong (in what he said. The rest of the stuff, um, no comment.)
A third-generation American who in a typically American fashion that’s very perplexing to Europeans switches the respective meanings of “heritage” and “nationality”.
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Awapuhi is a plant which you can extract a natural shampoo from:
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Lol WTF did I just watch.
You watched the end of split ends and dry hair. The extraction process is a beautiful and natural thing
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Watching that makes me want to, uhm, get natural shampoo’d or something. Idk.
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I don’t get why this is funny
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Yeah @strongmangoals I would like to hear you explain this. 
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You’re more afraid of snakes than chimps? Wusses.
That’s some real Chuck Norris shit going down.
Actually, I’d rather go up against a chimp than a house cat. You can’t reason with a cat.
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I’m sorry if I’ve ruined anyone’s childhood.
Here’s a more contemporary one:
I make no apologies to DC fanboys. You wanted Zack Snyder. You got what you deserve.
“Wow the Jesus symbolisms are so deeep!”
10 fucking dicks waving at you in the opening scene and you didn’t catch that?
I think the joke is the shampoo works so well she will grow hair on her hand.