I saw a warf rat (their words, not mine) in New Jersey that had its own doghouse. That thing was huge! He knew to come out at lunchtime and the dock workers fed him.
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Fortunately the internet has brought you to me, an expert on these types of encounters.
It is true that most men will not fare well against an elephant in hand-to-hand combat. What can a man do in such a situation?
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Thatās how the fight started. The rat was eating the dogs food so the dog attacked it.
Rats are like little BJJ black belts with a mouth full of knives.
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No, they built the doghouse FOR the rat! Teach me to ask questions.
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I would be okay with taking on everything on the list except the King Cobra. Nope! Not gonna happen.
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Yes, it is.
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All you need now is an abandoned missile silo in North Dakotaā¦
A guy barbell curling in the squat rack today.
Thankfully there was one rack free that I grabbed (hence I could chuckle on the inside), otherwise this post would be in a different threadā¦
To his ācreditā he did 1x rep of OHP after a number of sets of BB curls, hahaā¦
Ah it never gets oldā¦
This was a fantastic post, haha.
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This was fantastic, haha.
A rat would have me at āhello.ā I canāt even look at them on television and avoid the rodent sections of pet stores.
No penguins in the survey?
What the actual f%*k?
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Agree with @SkyzykS here, this is an excellent strategy.
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Went down to my buildingās vending area today looking for a protein dense snack. I picked up a āKindā bar thatās labeled āProteinā. Okay. Flip it over and look at the macros:
F: 11g
C: 16 g
P: 4g
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Itās 3 bites. What did you expect? You will burn more calories than that trying to chew it!
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I mean, it DOES have protein ā¦ soā¦they aināt lyinā ā¦ just misrepresenting ā¦ thatās ā¦ not a lie?
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They make āice creamā, too. My wife thought it would be healthier than standard fareā¦ she did NOT read the label. One full pint runs about 860 CALORIES and is made with pear juice and chicory root. It tasted like it was made with bananas and had a similar texture to the rotten banana homemade ice cream. Did I say it had 860 FUCKING CALORIES?
Even breaking that down into 3 servings per pint it seems like youād be better off just breaking down on some full-fat gellato.
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I bought some fancy protein to have after training. My son was around when I was scooping some out. It wasnāt until he said āare you eating dog food?ā that I realised the packaging of my protein powder looks pretty similar to the dry Dog food we feed our dog (and I store them next to each other)
All fun and games until his carer at day care not so subtly asked me if I was eating dog food. āCrude protein is the most anabolic and it has a great crunchā is what I wanted to say but I have heard to many child services horror stories to chance it.
What have I become?
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