It’s settled then. Please tell me you’re not an American though. I am a big target and am not used to running around with weaponary.
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Hey I lived in Bayern!
Hardly knew any German though so I can’t back this statement. My high school German classes (that I took in Germany) taught me random words like elephant and not much conversational stuff.
Who is Dawn? She sounds like a lot of fun!
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Can you really describe someone with a crack so famous it is used as a landmark as fun?
These philosophical conundrums are for people who think with their brain. Not Me!
I mean, I just tried to wrangle some poor African scammer into car farts and bank robbery. The clay here, it does not form.
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So I’m sitting here doing an analysis and jotting notes in MS Word - I launch the program and go to “home” to put bullet points down.
These tacky motherfuckers decide to ADVERTISE that I am eligible for 30% off Office365 before letting me open my Home tab … bruh, I’m trying to work, not shopping for a home office upgrade … made me indignantly chuckle
Greatest thing ever:
Probably won’t do the cleaning product one but definitely avoid sitting down (and I already do the bar porn thing)
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Not so much the video but this comment:
“Imagine instead of the Germans and Brits harmonizing “Silent Night” during the Christmas truce, they all started doing this instead.”
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That’s not just funny, it’s very true.
I’ve sat weights in my own way so that you either have to pick them up or step over them to get to the couch. Then once it’s in your hand, well…
I’m also minus a couple of toenails at this point, but it worked!
I definitely get what he is getting at. I don’t believe I have ever fondled a bar repeatedly though to psych myself up. I have gone to the gym with no motivation and just walk around for awhile and gained the willpower to train.
I draw the line at germ killing chemicals near my eyes though…
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It’s just a little sting to wake up.
It’s not like smashing the nerve bundle at the base of the septum to induce a pain/panic response. 
But you can do that with your pointer finger middle knuckle, right between the roots of the eye teeth and the base of the septum.
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Yeah. It’s great for triggering berserker mode, but sucks when you sneeze at work and suddenly want to eat your co-workers soul.
Conditioned responses can be a bitch.
I got an unsolicited message from a hot Asian girl saying she was leaving for home tomorrow.
After seeing your stuff, I have a burning desire to respond…
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Do it! 
Tell her sHe can stay with you and you’ll send her shopping.
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Thanks SkyzykS,
I just saw this and burst out into an uncontrollable laughter! You made my day! Maybe we should make friends? Get together? LOL
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‘Nuff said.
(From an ‘08 thread.)
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