The 911 one sounds like my aunties, haha.
Lucky~
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Whoaā¦juicy story? Was it like a āStacyās momā type deal?
Well, if Stacyās mom was āMikeās and Angelaās Momā, sure, kinda.
And in hindsight, it was pretty creepy. She knew when I was legal (17) and attacked.
Basically, a very attractive neighbor lady was the mom of an older guy who went off to college. Dad was away a lot. I started doing chores at her house for spending money, then one day she said she liked how I had filled out and rubbed my chest, which promptly led to having bed-breaking sex every day after school my senior year.
She liked to hear stories about who I was dating and gave me sex tips.
Gym boss lady was just a pervert. She shot up in excess of 1g of test a week and left me with a little bit of a muscle fetish.
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If Ruffianās first name is Wayne this is going to go downhill fastā¦
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Iām definitely intrigued.
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Fuck could the world use a lot more Letterkenny. Best show on TV right now.
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Seen recently in Toronto.
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A man who gives no fucks
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Wife: So, if I accidentally kissed a guy, would you want me to tell you?
Me: What?
Wife: What I mean is, if a guy had kissed me, and I didnt stop him, would you want me to tell you, or would you not want to know?
Me: What?
Wife: In a book Iām reading, the wife was in a situation with a guy, and he had kissed her, and she didnt stop him, but now she feels guilty and is thinking of telling her husband.
Me: In a book you are reading?
Wife: Yea, so would you want to know?
Me: Ummm, no. I dont think so
Wife: Yea, I think it would be a bad idea too.
Me: Okay.
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My husband will wake up mad at me when I cheat on him in his dreams.
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Youāre a bad girl, Bethie
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Tren can do that.
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Thatās I believe Deborah, is who seduced an enemy general for the Israelites and then drove a nail through his skull while he was sleeping.
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No mention of seduction, she let himhide in her tent when he was fleeing a battle loss, where she fed him milk so that he fell asleep. Then she killed him.
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