Things That Make You Chuckle

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Shouldn’t laugh but how could you not? Most symbolic video of 2020:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CHCm_jihb7O/

This is crap my mom emails me. I laughed this time.

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I lived in that area of NYC for many years.

This is the 2nd video from that park/environs I’ve seen in the past few weeks.

The other video was about random people meeting up to armwrestle by connecting via an app.

Heh.

I would never eat that baby lamb, but I laughed anyway.

The Mexican one was absolutely hilarious.

Errr, how much truth is there in the 911 one???

Well, there is a reason I married a white girl.

Also a reason my sister’s husband (a nice white boy) will just leave the room when my sister is being a bitch.

We’re literally a warrior people. There was a POW camp here (Fort Stanton) that housed German prisoners from sunk boats during WWII. It used Apache guards. No walls. Just a lot of desert.

They referred to us as ā€œthe brown Vikingsā€, after a couple tried to run out through the desert and got their asses dragged back tied by the neck behind a horse.

Nobody else tried to run.

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Agree.

Great story.

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:joy::joy:

Is that any accurate?

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You forgot the white flags and pantry full of pasta
Also, where’s the old lady cooking in the background

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Hahaha yeah for some reason they didn’t include pasta and pizza in the image, which would have been far more representative than some of the things there

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What? You mean it isn’t?

I have to reevaluate all of my Italian stereotypes now.

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I think of Asia Argento. And large Cathedrals so the pic is somewhat accurate lol.


Watched most of her dad’s movies btw. But in badly dubbed English. Couldn’t find the Italian versions at the time.

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Isn’t Asia Argento a child predator? All that aside yeah she’s hot as fuck and I’ve watched all her dads movies as well. There’s something melodious about watching them in Italian - I’m pretty deaf and have to read subtitles anyway. Can’t watch dubbed versions because I’m reading lips and it doesn’t work.

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I didn’t know that when I was infatuated with her after watching that Vin Diesel movie lol. That was like in 2002. She was still hot in Mother of Tears, though.

He was 17. She was 37. If that’s rape, I was repeatedly raped by my neighbor and my boss at the gym when I was 17.

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I’m still trying to find the inaccuracy in the meme.

Crucifix not large enough? No hair on chest? A donkey for no reason?

I’m gonna replace old lady, black dress, wooden spoon with this.

Libidinous milf, beautiful Mediterranean features, pixie like body type.

Man, she has one of those Ed Hardy tattoos. That kinda ruins it.
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I asked if the meme is accurate, i.e. Is that what people think when somebody online (for example me) says they’re from Italy?

Sorry, my response was tongue-in-cheek. (That is, I was joking.)

To answer your question seriously, no, that’s not what I would think, especially if you are Northern Italian, who are 1/2 French to me.

But if you were Sicilian, the answer would be ā€œa littleā€.

And if you were an American who had a couple of Sicilian ancestors – and lived in New Jersey – the answer would be ā€œyesā€ – as they have developed a hyper-Italian stereotype that never really existed in Italy.

Bit like Olive Garden.

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