Nah. Pretty mundane and awkward. Middle aged suburban white guys hiding in the woods with their peckers out, getting startled by a hiker.
I’m always like Ah, I guess they can’t just do that home. Their wives would kill them! 
I can see it now:
“Honey, I’m so sorry but I have been having gay sex in the woods with randoms”
“Oh thank fuck, I thought you were going out to sun your perineum”
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You and @anna_5588 are making all my repressed trauma from the past resurface with all this shit lol.
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Should we tell @anna_5588 and @alex44938 that the worst is yet come?
Laplace and Fourier transforms?
…Evil Laughter…
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I never went past A levels for any of this so I never reached that level. Thank God lol.
I’d say this is the right thing to do (with a decent mask) but goddam it’s funny…I hope they start doing masked porn
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That’s next week 
You know it’s bad when the professor plans 1 class period for second order linear(it took 4) and 3 for Laplace
The Canadian government literally suggested glory holes, so idk we’re that far off
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I would be fucking astonished if “CoVid porn” isn’t already a thing.
In all seriousness, if you need math help drop a message in a my training log.
Laplace and Fourier can be tricky and really deserve their own class IMO.
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Wife: whatcha reading about?
Me: just my TNation friends
Wife: what are they talking about?
Me: ummm…sunning their buttholes and middle aged gay sex…
Wife: theFuk?
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My three no-no words are perineum, moist and soiled. Somehow my husband manages to torment me with all three at once.
So if I wiped out on my bike because the grass was moist with dew, soiled my fancy bike riding clothes, and punched my perenium off of the crossbar when my feet slipped off the pedals,
You wouldn’t want to hear about it, huh?
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I’ve just done the research for you. I can confirm that it is indeed A Thing. 
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Unsure if this is the right place to put this but on the weekend, I used a line trimmer to get our neglected grass under some kind of control.
Near our garage I disturbed some spiders. About a dozen came running out of the ground and up the wall.
Then the mother (father?) spider came out and was royally pissed. I am 1000x it’s size and have a blaring death stick but s/he was coming for me, aggressive little fuck but I couldn’t bring myself to kill it.
Anyway, son sees it and now I am continually dragging him away from that spot as he wants the spider to bite him so he can turn into Spiderman.
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Have you considered pointing out to him that spiderman is a skinny little runt and that he should really aim to be bitten by a Norse god or something?
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