When a girl you went to high school with has anal sex with her boyfriend on her parents’ white couch, ends up sharting all over it, and somehow forgets to clean up. After her parents come back from their vacation and find the mess, she blames the dog and her dad takes the dog out in the back yard and shoots it in the head.
@flappinit - the talk of dog’s licking reminded me of this story for some reason. Despite my general distaste of dogs I felt really bad for this one 