[quote]lothario1132 wrote:
hoosier: There is such as a thing as being tactless, but even the most PC ultra-liberal hippie in the world would hesitate before referring to someone from Zaire as an african-african. Good job on your restraint. Your teacher was and probably still is an ass. But an “african-american” one.[/quote]
This coming from an atheist-american.
-People who ask me what I’m eating and what I’m drinking every single day at lunch and then adding “You’re drinking creatine?”.
Everything I drink has to be creatine? I don’t even use creatine. How does Gatorade look like creatine? I can only imagine they think I come home and have to step over stockpiles of creatine cannisters as I head for my bed…which is shaped like a huge can of creatine…right before I hit the gym…in my creatine car.
ProX: What kind of mileage do you get in your creatine car? I was thinking of trading in my protein car for something else. The ladies here at work do the same thing to me because I bring in Low-Carb Grow! and keep it in the break room.
[quote]lothario1132 wrote:
ProX: What kind of mileage do you get in your creatine car? I was thinking of trading in my protein car for something else. The ladies here at work do the same thing to me because I bring in Low-Carb Grow! and keep it in the break room.[/quote]
But it would be wrong for me to ask, “So, whatcha drinkin’ there, Lard?” or “What’s for lunch, lovehandles, er, I mean, love pockets…uh, HOT pockets?!”
All kiddding aside, the moment you leave your seat and step into that situation you enter into the realm of the unknown. I was aware of that. If I harm any of the teens then I could have been arrested, or sued. If they harm me, well obviously that’s a negative. But, sometimes you just have to forget about all of that and do what’s right!
By the way, what bugs me the most is feminization of society! You can all think of your own examples.[/quote]
I"m a teen as well and reserve the right to beat the fuck out of ANYONE who interrupts my movie. (and subsequent grope fest on the hot girl i brought)
[quote]Professor X wrote:
But it would be wrong for me to ask, “So, whatcha drinkin’ there, Lard?” or “What’s for lunch, lovehandles, er, I mean, love pockets…uh, HOT pockets?!”[/quote]
Exactly.
These are the same ladies who complain about how they are gaining weight, etc., you know, the usual. So they ask me… I tell them how (it ain’t exactly brain surgery)… and then they don’t change their habits even a tiny little bit. I think some people just like to bitch, and can’t understand people like us who actually are capable of controlling ourselves.
There. That’s my next pet peeve: people who like to bitch to hear themselves bitch. Hey waitaminute! Is that what I’m doing right now?
All kiddding aside, the moment you leave your seat and step into that situation you enter into the realm of the unknown. I was aware of that. If I harm any of the teens then I could have been arrested, or sued. If they harm me, well obviously that’s a negative. But, sometimes you just have to forget about all of that and do what’s right!
By the way, what bugs me the most is feminization of society! You can all think of your own examples.
I"m a teen as well and reserve the right to beat the fuck out of ANYONE who interrupts my movie. (and subsequent grope fest on the hot girl i brought)
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Ha ha then you better have your three or four friends with you!
Motherfuckers that go to McDonalds and think they’re some model citizen or just plain hot shit because they substituted a McSalad for their french fries. “Look at me, look how healthy I am, I had the self-control to not get french fries and get a salad instead. Look at me!!!” BITCH! You’re eating a salad with a Big Mac and coke. You’re not fucking healthy. Once you step in those golden arches, you forfeit the right to say that you are a healthy person or have a spine for that matter.
On a similar note, cocksuckers who try to be healthy by drinking Diet Coke, Diet Pepsi, Diet Mountain Dew or whatever diet. Hey bitch!, water is good for you! Drink that! They think that simply because its diet that its not gonna rot their teeth and fuck up their bodies. And the thing is, when these people ask you how to get fit, you say “Well the first thing you need to do is stop drinking pop.” And they’re like “Oh I can’t do that.” THATS RIGHT BITCH! BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO SELF CONTROL! YOU HAVE NO SELF ESTEEM!
[quote]ToShinDo wrote:
When you use half a roll of toilet paper to wipe your ass, and you feel all raw and you realize 15 minutes later that you still didn’t get everything.[/quote]
This is by far the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Its so true too.
Uncreative busting. Guys who know eachother good, should bust on eachother for fun, great :). However, when every answer to everything ends with “but you know nothing!”, “you are hopeless”, “you don’t do shit”… blah blahblah…etc.
Or if I get a good one… “and so are YOU”, “but you are … uhm… even worse!”.
People that like to talk about how fucking great they are.
Sorry but get off your fucking brilliant ass and show the world how great you are.
These same stupid sons o’ bitches that think they impress the entire goddamn world with how many chicks they’ve banged, how good they look, how much money they make, how smart they are, how tough they are or how big their dick is.
Oh yeah and buying Sunflower oil packed tuna instead of the damn water packed. That shit pisses me off, and what bugs me more is the fact its always my own damn fault.
Well somehow its gotta be Wal-Mart’s fault to. You can blame them for all of this shit.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
chrismcl wrote:
They think that simply because its diet that its not gonna rot their teeth and fuck up their bodies.
-People who don’t know that diet sodas won’t rot your teeth.
Cavities are formed by bacteria, carbohydrates, and oral hygeine....period, for anyone who cares.[/quote]
Meh, whatever. Its still not good for them.
Another thing that sucks is when you buy a shitload of yogurt, you get it home and realize that its gay Carb Watchers yogurt. This hasn’t happened to me yet, it happened to my roomate. But if it did happen to me, I’d blow a fucking gasket.
[quote]ToShinDo wrote:
White suburban kids who think they’re thugs from the 'hood. Right, you wear FUBU and your visor upside down and backwards, and have cheap ass bling from Spencer’s on, you’re bad-ass. Here’s a tip: if you drive Mommy’s BMW to school, you’re not from the 'hood. I’ll drop your asses off in Over the Rhine and then we’ll see how “phat” and “kewl” you are.
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LOL! I live on Main Street in Over The Rhine.
You got to love the guard rail they put up on 13th street to keep the suburbanites out of our area.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
I can only imagine they think I come home and have to step over stockpiles of creatine cannisters as I head for my bed…which is shaped like a huge can of creatine…right before I hit the gym…in my creatine car.[/quote]
Damn, I think “LOL” is overused, but picturing a creatine bed (shaped like the can so it’s like a loft) and a giant creatine can with wheels and a little window showing you turning a steering wheel . . . that made me LOL.
About cavities. I thought another cause was lacking of vital minerals in our diet, which causes our body to leach these minerals from our bones.
About cavities. I thought another cause was lacking of vital minerals in our diet, which causes our body to leach these minerals from our bones.[/quote]
-people who change the topic of a thread.
Oops.
Lacking vitamins/minerals has nothing to do with the enamel in your teeth unless it is in relation to flouride or calcium (most important when those teeth are being formed long before erupting). Once formed, that enamel is there unless you wear it away or allow bacteria to destroy it. Lacking flouridated water can lead to an increase in cavities, however by decreasing the strength of the enamel and its ability to withstand minor assaults by bacteria. If anything, some prescription drugs that decrease the amount of saliva (xerostomia) can provide a better environment for bacteria to take hold. Either way, those three factors are the only way that you can get cavities. Bacteria, fermentable carbohydrates, and oral hygeine. This is why you shouldn’t send kids to bed with bottles of milk in their mouths. It will cause their front teeth to rot quicker…if they have teeth.
My girlfriend getting all pissed if I mention something about it being blow job week. Every other week she gets off at least six times more then I do. She should drop to her knees and err thank me. She’s shut down for maintenance anyway so she might as well try to repay me for what I’ve given her.
They say great minds think alike and I’m in agreeance with most of these gripes.
My contribution:
Foreign taxi drivers that can’t speak english or let alone know where they’re driving you to. How did they get their licence in the first place? Most street signs are in english. You won’t see me driving in a foreign place where the street signs are written in dots and squiggles!
Rubber neckers at accidents. If you want to have a decent look, get out and help!
Guys that walk up to the mirrors at gyms and proceed to squeeze their zits all over them. It’s a bit like picking your nose and wiping the booger under the bench.
Church ministers that own million dollar homes, sports cars, boats and harleys because apparently in the bible it said they can. Bullshit. I’m not a religious person by any means, but I do know that apparently Jesus walked the streets in roman sandals and not a horse drawn limousine.
And continuing from the above gripe, those people who are so gullible to contribute to such extravangance because at some point in their life they were vulnerable and desperate because they were unable to say no that got them to that lowest point in the first place.
Girls that proceed to talk to you while you’re at the bar waiting to get some drinks in an effort to get you buy them one as well. When you don’t, they pout and walk off and weren’t in line to buy a drink anyway. I hate scabs!
Those guys at team trainings that all of a sudden are inflicted by excruciating calf strains, pulled hammies, prolapsed discs etc. All I can say is that you guys are soft and weak and should take up pussies game …
…whats up with these soccer players that roll around on the ground as if they were shot or run over. I’d like to bitch slap you all. Try and stop a 200 - 300+kg monster running at you with a oval ball in his hands and get true satisfaction that you sat his ass on the ground.
No weapons of mass destruction. I’m not from the states, but I’m not really liking this George Bush guy either.
Old fashioned ettiquette. We got to move with the times. Women want equality and to be treated the same. So for all those girls out there that have wanted to walk up to a guy and ask for uncomplicated sex but were afraid to because it was unlady like, go ahead you’ll be suprised that you may get your wish.
And while I’m at it, buy me a beer, put down the toilet seat, fart if you have to (give it a rating out of 10 as well), piss in the shower, but whatever you…don’t pretend that you’re fucking anyone else except for the guy that’s inside you.
