[quote]chrismcl wrote:
ToShinDo wrote:
When you use half a roll of toilet paper to wipe your ass, and you feel all raw and you realize 15 minutes later that you still didn’t get everything.
This is by far the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Its so true too.[/quote]
This kind of toilet humor is like being afraid to ask a stupid question in class, if you’re thinking of it, chances are somebody else is and they’re probably just waiting for somebody else to ask so they don’t feel embarassed.
By the way, whats even worse than using half a roll of TP and thinking you’re good when you’re really not is using half a roll of TP and still don’t have it cleaned off. I’ve tried to arrange my pooping schedule right before my usual shower in the morning incase this happens. Sometimes I wish I had a b’day (or however the hell you say it).
[quote]Grnak wrote:
People that wear fake Live Strong bracelets and try to argue with you about them being real…
I cant believe people are actually wearing these as fashion statements. [/quote]
i didnt know they even made fake livestrong bracelets
ex-gf’s that supposedly hate you but keep in contact and annoy the living daylights out of you, even tho you’ve made it clear that you want nothing to do with them
case in point my ex annoyed the shit out of me for the first half of the colts game at the RCA dome, asking me where I was sitting, why I was there (im not a big colts fan as she knows) and who I was with. I got so damn annoyed I turned off my phone.
…whats up with these soccer players that roll around on the ground as if they were shot or run over. I’d like to bitch slap you all. Try and stop a 200 - 300+kg monster running at you with a oval ball in his hands and get true satisfaction that you sat his ass on the ground.
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Try this and you’ll be rolling on the ground as if you were shot or run over, too:
Run a full 100 metre sprint and have someone push you / trip you just before the finish line.
Remember that in football there’s a lot more padding, and the big guys are usually not the ones running after you 'cause they’re too slow.
Sure, sometimes soccer players are pussies. But I wanna see you get up after someone tripped you while you were running at full speed.
…whats up with these soccer players that roll around on the ground as if they were shot or run over. I’d like to bitch slap you all. Try and stop a 200 - 300+kg monster running at you with a oval ball in his hands and get true satisfaction that you sat his ass on the ground.
Try this and you’ll be rolling on the ground as if you were shot or run over, too:
Run a full 100 metre sprint and have someone push you / trip you just before the finish line.
Remember that in football there’s a lot more padding, and the big guys are usually not the ones running after you 'cause they’re too slow.
Sure, sometimes soccer players are pussies. But I wanna see you get up after someone tripped you while you were running at full speed.[/quote]
you have obviously never played football, i would like you to run 100 meters and trip and fall, then i would like you to try running with a football, all padded up, and have Roy Williams or Sean Taylor or Ray Lewis or John Lynch nail you running full speed. Tell me which hurts worse then.
my senior year of highschool i was tripped in the semi’s of the 100 at our state meet, about 70 into it too so I was at my peak speed.
oh it hurt, but it didnt nearly hurt as bad as my sophmore year, when my school scrimmaged Fork Union military academy, who had a certain post graduate by the name of Ahmad Brooks. For those who don’t know, Ahmad Brooks is the starting linebacker for the University of Virginia, a Butkus award finalist, all-ACC team, and projected to go in the 1st or 2nd round after next season. 3rd play of the game, I caught a long 40 yard pass and was hollern and hootin like I was something special. He just looked at me and smiled. The next play I caught a slant over the middle and he hit me so hard snot litterally came flying out of my nose. I blacked out, and had headaches for weeks afterwards.
I’ll take tripping while running the 100 any day of the week.
I have played football/rugby and I know how rough it can get. I’ve been knocked off my feet as well.
I simply wanted to mention that soccer players can get knocked down pretty hard, too. Especially when you’re trying to focus on the ball in front of you and you’re not expecting to get knocked off your feet (it’s a foul in soccer, whereas it’s part of the game in football).
The guy that sits around the weightroom shirtless. I hate that guy. He is a fatty with the comical barbed wire tat running around his fat upper arm. I have only seen this guy lift actual weights once, and he was doing tricep kickbacks…way to work dumb ass. Put a fucking shirt on you fat silly bastard.
Try this and you’ll be rolling on the ground as if you were shot or run over, too:
Run a full 100 metre sprint and have someone push you / trip you just before the finish line.
Remember that in football there’s a lot more padding, and the big guys are usually not the ones running after you 'cause they’re too slow.
Sure, sometimes soccer players are pussies. But I wanna see you get up after someone tripped you while you were running at full speed.[/quote]
I hear what you’re saying and my gripe was a generalisation of what I witness on tv regarding english soccer players. Some of these guys are either pussies or deserve a nomination in the upcoming Oscars. How many times do you see a player that has hardly been touched during a tackle roll around on the ground screaming or a players fall on the ground because the soccer ball has hit him on the head? I’ve seen plenty. I don’t really like the game, but I do admire their skills and some of the goals they score.
My point is clear, gridiron players will not feign injuries on the field (I hope not) and rugby league and rugby would be chastised by other players, spectators etc. if they did the same.
Watch a game of rugby league one day. Similar size athletes to gridiron, no padding, no helmets, similar dynamics of game (oval ball to other end of field).
Running 100 metres and your shoe laces come undone causing you to trip up and fall.