Things That Bug Me

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Okay, I’m noticing a lot of people asking a lot of silly questions on the forums lately. It’s starting to bug me…

Cy, I have a seven inch dick and will it be okay if I take product X?

Yes, it is okay to take if you have that condition.

Cy, what about me? I have a seven and a half inch dick. Can I take product X too? Should I take it before yanking or after yanking?

This size of your dick makes no difference. Use the product as you normally would.

Cy, if I yank it more than once a day, can I still use product X? And what if my dick is shorter than seven inches?

None of these conditions matter. Use the product as indicated on the label.

Cy, can I yank my dick and take product X, if my dick is over seven inches, and I want to take product Y. Should I take product Y at 300mg per day or maybe 400mg per day, and does the dose depend on how much I yank it?

Product X and product Y operate under different mechanisms of action, you can take both X and Y as directed on the label, either concurrently or seperately.

Cy, I’ve been taking Y at 250mg per day and I’m thinking of upping it to 300mg per day, as the other question asked, but I yank it three times, yes, three times a day. Is it safe at that dose? Also, can I take product Z if my dick is only five inches? I’ve seen the answer for X and Y, but nobody has asked about this in relation to Z yet.

Product X, Y and Z have no interaction and do not in any way depend upon dick size. Take any or all in combination as per directions on the respective labels.

Cy, I take product A directly after workouts, then I get horny and yank it a couple times. I think my dick is lengthening too. Should I take product B transdermally?

Product B has been designed for oral administration. Take it as per label directions.

Cy, I’m a female, and I have big tits, can I take product X as well?

Yes.

Cy, should I divide dosages over the day based on my yanking behavior? If I yank in the morning, should I take more in the morning?

Use the product as per label instructions. Doses are not designed on yanking schedules, thus yanking should have no impact on your dosing decision.

IMO Cy is saint and has the patience of Job for putting up with all these inane questions. Of course, I used this area as an example, but the question sequence is widespread on all topics.

People, use the search engine, please. Use your minds. Don’t make everyone tell you the basics over and over again when a little thinking or investigation should do the trick.

Even though it bugs me, at least it is funny to watch at times…

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Vroom -

Don’t you remember the HOT-ROX debut? If I had a penny for every stupid question asked about HOT-ROX, I’d be retired.

It is going to be the same way with Carbolin-19. Granted, supp hasn’t even been released yet and the questions are already starting, but expect them to get plumb stupid before the tide recedes.

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Vroom,

That was great.

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[quote]vroom wrote:

IMO Cy is saint and has the patience of Job for putting up with all these inane questions. Of course, I used this area as an example, but the question sequence is widespread on all topics.

People, use the search engine, please. Use your minds. Don’t make everyone tell you the basics over and over again when a little thinking or investigation should do the trick.

Even though it bugs me, at least it is funny to watch at times…[/quote]

I was thinking the same thing. I personally would have called a few people a dumbass by now, but apparently, judging by how few of my posts are actually posted on this board after I send them through, this is not seen as appropriate on this board. Either way, Cy deserves much credit for dealing with it like he has.

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Zeb,

I’m sorry to be the one to crash you down to reality. This is the unfortunate side to trying to play hero. Sometimes the “bad guys” in these minor situations are ACTUAL bad guys.

I’m a movie buff and I’ve taken it upon myself to try to quiet people down a few times myself, but luckily the worst I’ve received in return is being pegged in the head with popcorn.

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John K:

All kiddding aside, the moment you leave your seat and step into that situation you enter into the realm of the unknown. I was aware of that. If I harm any of the teens then I could have been arrested, or sued. If they harm me, well obviously that’s a negative. But, sometimes you just have to forget about all of that and do what’s right!

By the way, what bugs me the most is feminization of society! You can all think of your own examples.

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[quote]ZEB wrote:
John K:

All kiddding aside, the moment you leave your seat and step into that situation you enter into the realm of the unknown. I was aware of that. If I harm any of the teens then I could have been arrested, or sued. If they harm me, well obviously that’s a negative. But, sometimes you just have to forget about all of that and do what’s right!

By the way, what bugs me the most is feminization of society! You can all think of your own examples.[/quote]

Absolutely, Zeb! The last part in particular. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhgggghhhhh! Can it get any worse? So many pussies, so little time! Now that I have a son (2 y/o) I tend to pay attention to other kids’ dads. I don’t expect them to be offensive linemen or anything but I’ll tell you, it’s not just the teens that are feminine! The 30 year olds are mostly whimps as well. What kind of example are these dads setting for their boys?

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Bitches who develop life philosophies based on hip hop music. Nothing wrong with hip hop and I listen to it often, but just because you listen to G Unit doesn’t mean you’re gangster.

These are the types that change their personalities with the beat.

Some people take that shit way too seriously.

If you want to get “crunk” by listenin to Lil’ Jon, get “crunk” with me and see if I don’t bust your fuckin head.

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[quote]ToShinDo wrote:
bandgeek wrote:
People who talk on cell phones while taking a dump in a public restroom. Not only do I have to smell them, I have to hear them too. Gad!

Yeah, I hate this too. And you have to wonder what the person on the other end is thinking when they hear “So, hey man, what’s grunt going groooan on with splash you?”[/quote]

HA!!! I know. Like that is supposed to be helping their business/social/whatever life…

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Vroom:

Someone had to say it. Thanks for stepping up. Nicely done, sir!

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I ran into something that really pissed me off this weekend…slow drivers in the fast lane. WTF?

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Girls that after one date feel the need to have a “talk” to tell me that they don’t have time for a serious relationship. I honestly didn’t know how to respond to this, “lets be friends” unless you mean “friends with benefits” with benefits being I don’t have to date you to hook up with you, don’t talk to me.

Not being able to hookup with all the hotties at work. You think it’s bad where you work? I only see these girls in bathing suits.

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[quote]freejury wrote:
The old bitch who setup her piss ball… er swiss ball no more then 3 feet from my nutsack while im doin leg presses and then basically aiming her face right at them. I know its large and impressive but have some dignity old lady.[/quote]

dude, you could get some granny poonani:)

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[quote]John K wrote:
I think Thora Birch in “Ghost World” is one of the sexiest things ever.

[/quote]

wow, im not the only one.

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vroom, that was a stroke of genius.

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the pussification of the nfl.

people who think that barry sanders isn’t the greatest rb ever.

nfl recievers turning into basketball players.

mike holmgren for not benching darrel jackson (not to mention the other receivers).

paul newman not being the coolest motherfucker alive anymore.

people who think just because they like something they think its good.

people who haven’t seen schindlers list yet condemn it.

people who ask my advice on movies yet don’t take it.

people running on treadmills.

people who can’t laugh at dirty jokes.

people without a sense of humor.

people who can’t make me laugh.

people who think what they believe is fact.

me being a motherfucking moron and letting others get me down.

this. thread. rocks. you. guys. are. awesome.

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PETA

and those PETA people who stand on the sidewalk with flatscreens hanging from their necks, PETA propaganda spewing from the speakers.

Oh god I love the taste of cooked animals… especially the endangered ones.

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PEOPLE WHO TALK ON THERE CELL PHONES AT THE GYM!!! GO THE FUCK OUTSIDE!!!

The dumbasses who put a ton of weight on the bar and do like 6 half-ass retarded reps then leave it on the bar when there done so everyone can see.

The old guy at my gym who like makes up his own exercises and when he does real ones he fucks them up…and then walks around like he’s Steve Reeves brother…I hate that fucker…

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[quote]Xen Nova wrote:

  1. White people (I’m white) telling me a story that involves a black person and looking around paranoid-like before saying “black guy” like he’s saying a swear word or something. It’s ok to say “black guy” or “black girl” in public. Really, it wont make you a racist.

Don’t worry, black people hate when white people do that too. Or beat around the bush when they want to say something involving race. It’s ok to say it, don’t be ultra-politically correct…Respect me as I respect you.

I’m black…an American.
You’re White…an American.

I’m honestly not ‘afro-american’…cause I’ve never been to africa motherfucker.

You’re not Irish/italian/blah blah-American…cause you’ve never been their either.

Why can’t we just be American’s.

-Xen

ps, excellent use of the term ‘fuck nut’.[/quote]

true story, i had an ethics teacher in high school that was offended by my use of the word black person (he was bi-racial, I am white). I looked him dead in the eye and asked him, “what would you call a black person in europe then?”

he cooly replied “african-european”

he was dead serious

so i asked him, “then what would you call a black person in africa? by that logic you can’t call him just african, there are white africans.”

he thought for a moment, then looked me dead in the eye and said “african-african will do”

it took everything in me to not deck him

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hoosier: There is such as a thing as being tactless, but even the most PC ultra-liberal hippie in the world would hesitate before referring to someone from Zaire as an african-african. Good job on your restraint. Your teacher was and probably still is an ass. But an “african-american” one.