Things That Bug Me

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Being denied a credit card because I’m not enrolled in a university/college program, but I have over seven thousand in GICs and a thousand in my savings account at your bank.

Parents who complain about me as a swimming instructor when I did everything I possibly could to teach your children and enable them to complete.

Having to go to church, serve as at church, say grace at the diner table when I’ve made it clear to my family my views on religion.

My relatives insulting my little brother who’s overweight. Yes, he’s overweight. You are too. Fuck Off.

While visiting said relatives having to miss a double date with a girl that’s into me and a birthday party with my closest friends who I won’t be able to see for weeks.

Doing the same thing everytime with my friends, no I don’t want to play video games or watch a movie. Why can’t we find some vixens and go out with them.

Parents not supporting my training/eating habbits because they don’t understand. “Dad, you met JB, he’s a doctor too, why can’t I follow his recommendations?”

Not having a motorcycle.

Friends & Family telling me motorocycles are dangerous.

Manufactured music. I will listen to anything, rap, hip-hop, classical, death metal, etc. but I can’t stand manufactured music.

People who think that because a person is brown that they’re a terrorist. Have you people completely forgotten about the IRA?

People who fail to realize that every race will be racist against others.

Gender bullshit

Getting raped extra hard when I buy music because I’m not buying off the top 20 list. You wonder why I download?

Instant messenging, dstrying ta engrish language 1 wrd at a time, LOL.

TV, RADIO, or any commerical medium.

Paying 13.50 to see a movie and seeing advertisements. I swear, if I ever find the bastards that allowed that to happen I will beat the life out of you with a clubbell.

Girls asking asking my opinion about them while they’re cheating on their boyfriends.

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Don’t worry, black people hate when white people do that too. Or beat around the bush when they want to say something involving race. It’s ok to say it, don’t be ultra-politically correct…Respect me as I respect you.

I’m black…an American.
You’re White…an American.

I’m honestly not ‘afro-american’…cause I’ve never been to africa motherfucker.

You’re not Irish/italian/blah blah-American…cause you’ve never been their either.

Why can’t we just be American’s.

-Xen

ps, excellent use of the term ‘fuck nut’.

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Xen Nova… Just wanna make sure you got my point. To clarify, if I was watching a TV show, say Fear Factor and wanted to say how hot one of the contestants was… I would have to specify “black girl” because there were three or four female contestants and one was black. Otherwise, YEAH! We are Americans first! Good point!

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Drew Bledsoe. For being a fucking horrible quarterback against Pittsburgh’s second and third string defenders.

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yea i get you derek…

apparently boyle and i have a few of the same issues :stuck_out_tongue:

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I know this ones been used a lot, but I cant stand when im changing in the locker room and the stereotypical naked old guy comes and starts asking me bout shit, like the other day demonstrating to me how he does the lat tower… fuckin disgusting

People at work commenting on my protein drinks/protein bars/“a turkey sandwich on wheat again?”… shut the fuck up and let me eat my food.

The fat sales clerk at GNC arguing with me about the benefits of a PWO shake…
or any out of shape person arguing with me about anything fitness related for that matter.

The old bitch who setup her piss ball… er swiss ball no more then 3 feet from my nutsack while im doin leg presses and then basically aiming her face right at them. I know its large and impressive but have some dignity old lady.

The old fat nurses at my work calling me pet names everytime they see me, No I dont like being called “dolly” wtf leave me alone you stupid bitch!

I hate roommates that feel the need to leave lil fukin post it notes on everything, get some balls and tell me what u think to my face I dont wanna come home and have to read your thoughts on some stupid piece of yellow paper stuck on my door.

While on the roommates… How about when they call you AT WORK bitchin about some stupid shit that coulda waited to read on a post it note on my door, leave me the fuk alone I dont care if you think i ate your green beans or left some dishes on the table.

I hate when I have to buy some offbrand of cottage cheese and come to find out it tastes like salty buttermilk with pastey chunks, as if the normal stuff dont taste bad enuf as it is.

I cant stand overly aggresive guys who DO end up with the girl. makes me think if I had acted like a stupid fucknut all night grabbin and touchin everything in sight and makin stupid comments maybe ide of gotten her.

Anything WET thats not supposed to be, like the Exit knob from a public bathroom, the bread on my tuna fish sandwich i packed for lunch, my toothbrush handle that I KNOW ihavent used in atleast 12 hours.

ahh… thats enuf for now =]

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Great posts people.
A few things that bug me.

  1. Gyms that don’t have a power cage or squat rack, but proudly proclaim they have a smith machine instead.

  2. Instructors/gym staff who are incompetent, rude or don’t like the use of chalk in a gym-“it means i’ll have to clean it up”. Gee, that would sound like actual work, not standing behind a desk.

  3. Parents who obviously couldn’t give a rats ass about their kids and treat them like shit. I know one lady where I work (childcare), who obviously spends more time on her hair than helping her kid with her reading, then puts her down. The kid is about 8yo and has no self-confidence.

4.Parents who have instilled no discipline in their kids whatsoever and cave completely into their child’s incessant demands.

  1. Guitar strings that break or will NOT stay in tune.

  2. Girls with a great rack and a low cut top who scowl when they catch you looking-like they weren’t out attract guys’ attention with what they were wearing!

  3. The slow destruction of the ‘iron dungeon’ type gym. I’m so sick of the growth of shiny chrome gyms that cater to pumpers and toners. I tell ya, that home gym is looking amazingly appealing about now.

  4. Societal values that promote gross materialism as being equated with success and the attainment of the almighty dollar as being the reason for existence. I’m not saying we should all go and meditate under a bohdi tree, but a bit of balance would be a good thing.

  5. People don’t smile or laugh much anymore. Go walk down a street in rural India. The people don’t have shit, but always seem to be laughing or joking about something. Have a look next time you go for a walk down a major metropolitan street. Everyone looks as if someone just died.

  6. People like myself, who type in long rant things cause they’re bored:)

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  1. People don’t smile or laugh much anymore. Go walk down a street in rural India. The people don’t have shit, but always seem to be laughing or joking about something. Have a look next time you go for a walk down a major metropolitan street. Everyone looks as if someone just died.

–Excellent point.

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-Bitches

-Bitches who dress like skanks and then get all grossed out when you gawk and stare.

-Bitches who think theyre god’s gift to man

-Bitches being so fucking selective

-Bitches needing their man to be perfect in every fucking way

-Bitches who lead you on

-Bitches who want to be friends

-Bitches with bitch boy friends

-Bitches who get selected over you cuz they’re hot

-trendy kids who work their asses off to make sure that they are in sink with the latest trends

-paris hilton - what a prostitute of a woman

-nepotism

-dudes who walk around like their bad asses with mean looks on their faces acting like theyre ready to do it up whenever, where ever just so they can be “tough guy”. they fight for no reason at all, just for the sake of being hard.

-loud mouth ass hole frat kids, who wouldnt and couldnt do shit ONE ON ONE.

-followers who act like leaders

-people who are 4 years out of highschool, but still act and think like its high school

-people who are afraid to try new things

-bitches who tell you about all their problems

-bitches who get rid of you when you treat them too well

-spending money on bitches

-bitches who eat cheetos and drink red bull all day

-the entire bitch nation

-bitches who expect you to be john fucking travolta on the dance floor

-louis vaton purses

-people who upon seeing the strictness of your diet start asking you questions like: “are you really happy with your life?”

-people who get pissed off cuz you eat so healthy

-fuckin brown noser kids who beg for a better grade AFTER the class is over and AFTER you just worked your ass off, and end end up getting a better grade than you

-easily influenced professors

-assholes who have to say some asshole comment on watever it is you do

-bitches who tell you that their feet hurt when you ask them to dance

-thats it for now… PEACE BROTHA

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i take it nate has a thing against bitches…???

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I think Thora Birch in “Ghost World” is one of the sexiest things ever.

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  1. People at work that ask me how can I eat broccoli for breakfast or how can I eat the same thing everyday, then they buy a honeybun from the vending machine and pour 1/2 cup of sugar into their coffee.

  2. The 400 pound guy at work that started eating protein bars at work to lose weight but still goes out and gets 3 big bites with chili from 7-11 for lunch and says every so often that he needs to start exercising.

  3. The gym being packed with new year’s resolutionaries over the next couple of months, at least they usually just use the machines.

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People who can’t merge in traffic in a civilized way. It’s not a race, there’s no prize for getting ahead of me…
People who don’t have their money ready at the checkout. You mean I have to pay???
Fat people in spandex. It should be like the airport carry-on rule. If you can fit into this…
The same commercial on 400 times during a sporting event. If I didn’t run out and buy Miller beer the first time, I’m not going the 347th time…

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-my bitch once told me that “Ghost World” was a good movie, I know now not to watch it.

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When you use half a roll of toilet paper to wipe your ass, and you feel all raw and you realize 15 minutes later that you still didn’t get everything.

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that is absolutely disgusting

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People who use the word “just” as a lame ass qualifier.

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  • Girls who like skinny rockstar type guys

  • ANYTHING EMO

  • Obnoxious hollister/a&f kids, who are loud and absolutely foolish.

  • Ghetto ass kids who are fucking loud in the movie theatre, and think they’re badass by ruining the movie experience for everyone including themself.

  • Getting kicked out of said theatre for beating the ass of said obnoxious ghetto child for interrupting my movie. (we were the same age…he was bigger than me too…but yes, I take my movies fucking serious)

  • Girls who go to a club but don’t want to dance, just stand around and look pretty. Bitch if you came to a DANCE club,then you should probably DANCE. I don’t care if u wore fucking high heels…you probably payed approx 20 to get in here. Shake that shit.

  • Girls who go to a club just to dance…

BY THEMSELF. (wtf mate)

Or with their gf’s and no guys. Look ho- it’s simple, you’re at a club, a meat market, a place where EVERYONE should be looking for action. Now I know i’m a prime cut piece of man meat, i might not be that tall(5’9)…but I only hit on girls below 5’5…so you- short slut, should be groveling at my feet. FUCK this “i’m just here to dance” shit.
Just get in the motherfucking car.

  • My guy friends that want to do nothing but pick up chicks. Ok its fun, I love that, and I love to be around girls. But when you show up to my house like “Come on dude lets get some chicks”… like it’s a fuckin breakfast cereal… ya…we’re gonna roll down to wal-mart. “Hi what aisle are the chicks on? 23? thanks!” Come on guys are you really that fucking desperate? Jesus. Masturbate or somethin.

  • People who politicize everything. DAMMIT. I do not fucking care if bugs bunny is a liberal democrat. Just watch him smash elmer fudd with something.

  • The current state of children programming/Entertainment. WHAT THE FUCK IS A POKEMON? WHAT THE FUCK IS CARD CAPTORS???

Now kids are outside (IF they’re outside) playing wannabe versions of online poker? WHAT THE BLOODY FUCKING HELL!!!

what happened to Nerf?? Water Guns? Toy Swords?? FUCKING WAR GAMES! Battleship! Chess! I used to strategize so fucking much I read Sun Tzu’s “Art of War” when I was 8 just to beat the neighborhood kids in our little battles.

Jesus Hubert Christ…

What happened when hero’s were named BATMAN- not Yu-gi-Oh.

  • What happened to neighborhoods?
    Why is it that I walk down the street now, and kids aren’t playing. They’re inside online, or surgically attached to a Xbox. Is it cause the parents want you inside anyway so they don’t have to… oh you know… PARENT.

What happened to having neighborhood friends? I still remember showing up at my friends house with a wooden sword, a nerf bow and arrow, two water pistols, my bike, and a lance (yes king arthur type jousting lance) with face paint on asking if my friend could come out to play.

By the time I knocked on the door he’d be on his bike already outside going “lets go!”. Then we’d proceed to beat the fuck outta each other, and any other neighborhood kid who was LUCKY enough to get outside.

What happened to He-Man?? The Master’s of the Universe!!!

Whatever.

As long as I still have the power of castle gray skull.

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[quote]CROMSANVIL wrote:
8. Societal values that promote gross materialism as being equated with success and the attainment of the almighty dollar as being the reason for existence. I’m not saying we should all go and meditate under a bohdi tree, but a bit of balance would be a good thing.

  1. People don’t smile or laugh much anymore. Go walk down a street in rural India. The people don’t have shit, but always seem to be laughing or joking about something. Have a look next time you go for a walk down a major metropolitan street. Everyone looks as if someone just died.

  2. People like myself, who type in long rant things cause they’re bored:)[/quote]

Can’t help but wonder if these are related???

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  • People who complain too much