I hate that my husband has cancer at the young age of 55.
Just thought I’d put things in perspective.
In keeping with DeterminedNate’s post:
- Bitches (male or female) that get everything they want in life just by being bitchy. What the hell happened to good Karma???
- Really honest-to-god nice guys dating a girl/bitch that treats them like a butler, or a piece of shit, or an ATM, or an anything less than a nice guy. Don’t they realize that leaves a disporportionate number of dickweeds for the rest of us to choose from while ruining a good one for the future? (sorry- ranting a bit)
-Other, non-bitches related pet-peeves:
- clumpy protein shakes.
- Hearing “You work out like a man!” in an accusatory tone. You’re damn right I do- you wanna try?
3)People thinking that I’m a yokel because my hometown is small and rural. - People who are rude to service people- be it wait staff, hotel or store clerks, or even phone operators. They are just doing their jobs, working hard, and probably earning a more honest living than the people giving them shit. Tip them well and thank them for helping your helpless ass out.
- People who do not even display a modicum of common courtesy.
- People who don’t pull over for an ambulance or fire truck.
- Splinters.
- Charley-horses: especially the ones in your calves that wake you up at night.
- Arrogance.
- Bigotry, racism, and any close-minded judgement people make about another.
- Reality TV.
- Cell phones.
- Tags that always stick out of your shirt, no matter how many times you tuck them in.
- Olives. They give me the willies.
- Puppets. Also, the willies. “Mr. Marbles??”
I guess that’s it- but I’m sure I could come up with more. In short, the world would be a much nicer place if everyone just tried to be kinder, more thoughtful, and less fake. Also, if we killed all the puppets and their evil, evil olives.
When you’re taking a huge test in college and the room is totally quiet except for one person who’s sitting there snorting and sniffling with a runny nose because they didn’t think to bring tissues.
Coming back to school after Christmas break and finding your apartment flooded because your college is too cheap to hire people who can properly assemble plumbing.
Having an enormous ball of snot in your nose when you have no access to tissues.
People who muffle their sneezes so that they sound like a mouse that is being sat upon.
People that don’t cover their mouths when they sneeze…thanks, your phlegm looks great all over my face.
Teacher’s pets- they’re usually smart enough to make it through class without brown-nosing, but they’ve always got their noses squarely in the teacher’s ass as soon as class begins.
People in sports cars that pass you during a blizzard.
People on the interstate that drive with their brights on all the time.
[quote]Boyle wrote:
Not having a motorcycle.
Friends & Family telling me motorocycles are dangerous.
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It never fails! Everytime I tell someone I ride a sport motorcycle, they come up with the worst injury/death/dismemberment story they’ve ever heard. It’s like I don’t realize that riding a motorcycle is a risky hobby. I realize it’s risky. That’s why I like it. =)
mispeled werds reely pis mhee awf…
fuc, fuk, phuk, fuuk, fuq…
dam u awl too hel wit ur cumplanin aan shiit!
Anyone, anywhere, who refers to “policy” instead of giving you a straight answer.this makes me want to rip their throat out and re-write the policy in their blood.
[quote]LittleJohn wrote:
Boyle wrote:
Not having a motorcycle.
Friends & Family telling me motorocycles are dangerous.
It never fails! Everytime I tell someone I ride a sport motorcycle, they come up with the worst injury/death/dismemberment story they’ve ever heard. It’s like I don’t realize that riding a motorcycle is a risky hobby. I realize it’s risky. That’s why I like it. =)
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That is why my family has yet to know I have a motorcycle. I had one guy email me pictures of some guy who had his head smashed in after being hit by a truck while on his bike. Would it have been right for me to email everyone I know with a car a few pics of the internal organs plastered all over the dash of a few wrecked Kia’s and Volkswagon bugs?
-People who don’t look in their rear view mirrors or even attempt to notice anyone on a motorcycle as they jump three lanes of traffic. Is there a target painted on the front of my bike?
People who call 2 stroke engines or oil 2 cycle engines/oil. There is no such thing as a 2 cycle engine.
I love these posts!!
1.) When the seafood counter at the grocery closes before I get off work.
2.) haveing to dig thru the shitty shrink wrapped leftovers that are in the meat case after the seafood counter closes
3.) The asshole on the stationary bike beside me this morning swinging his arms about trying to stretch his pecs, almost hitting me in the process. He thought it was cool untill i started practicing trap and counter everytime his arm came into view.
4.) people on the stationary bike that crank the resistance up to 20, but only turn 20 rpm’s
5.) Bike assholes who wear their bicycling tights and shoes to a spinning class.
6.) Customers that send me shitty drawings that I have to spend 2 hours on decyphering before I can produce the part.
7.) women who would be better off with a gay boyfriend than a husband.
8.) friends who move to a big city and suddenly become to cultured for there country friends (who helped them move to the big city).
9.) Those skinny-fat punks Abercromby sticks out in front of there stores in a santa hat and no shirt for christmas. I just want to break them.
10.) Women who come to the gym and hire a personal trainer so they have someone to talk to while they “work out”.
11.) fittness trainers who point me out and tell their “client” all the thinkgs i’m doing wrong. Yes, I DO arch my back when I bench. No, I won’t have back problems because i train my lower back. If I want the oppinion of a Barbee doll I’ll go to a toy store.
Wheww!! I feal Better
La’
Redsol1
two words:
WOMEN DRIVERS!
(prove me wrong ladies, prove me wrong)
[quote]JohnnyChainsaw wrote:
People who call 2 stroke engines or oil 2 cycle engines/oil. There is no such thing as a 2 cycle engine.[/quote]
That reminds me of another one, when people refer to “engines” as “motors”.
Static electricity is something else that should have made my list.
Oh, and no one has mentioned Dr. Phil’s weight loss book yet.
(Note to anyone that thinks this thread is unconstructive: It is just for fun! Also, while some pet peeves are obviously ridiculous and don’t matter, some of the stuff listed here ? for instance how parents raise their children these days - are valid things to be upset about!)
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When someone flies the flag of another country.
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When someone from canada bitches about how the weather in Florida sucks.
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People who ride my ass at 80mph. Heres a tip. I’m crazy by todays standards. I have no problem killing you or myself. So avoid the little grey elantra.
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Having to go to 5 stores to find Worlds of Warcraft month after release.
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Seeing it on store shelves in gross prior to 12/24
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I’m atheist stop trying to convert me. If anything I would go bhuddist if it meant I could smash your head in.
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Being banned from the new movie theater with its stadium style seats. If you want to act thug and yell during a movie go to a movie I’m not in.
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Having to have 2 sets of phones because they only hold 3 phones per base supplied.
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My phone base picking up when I have its answer machine off and the one in the kitchen on.
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Recieving a new couch only to find a 1/2 inch rip on it 5 minutes after they drop it off.
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Idiots who hate the french for no reason and those who started to do so with freedom fries.
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Fast food places.
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Macarnoni grill for taking off sugo bianco
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Olive Gardens for always being full.
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My cousins 5’ 1" 180lb ass wearing hip hugger jeans, cut off shirt and a high riding thong.
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People who keep calling me shrek.
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Anyone who tries to push their views on me. Thats fucking great. You don’t see me throwing meat, anti-god, anti-war bullshit in your face now do you?
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Losing my Knuckle Dusters.
[quote]ChemicalD wrote:
two words:
WOMEN DRIVERS!
six words :
\Truck drivers
(f#ck you you a##clown loser/redneck/retard. Every time you piss me off on the road I think of my friend who sells tr#cks raping you on financing your big rig)
Asian drivers
(Yup, another stereotype)
Young reckless drivers
(You’re not invincible)
Good posts, I agree with many of them.
Re: yield signs and highway merges: AMEN brother!
[quote]ChemicalD wrote:
two words:
WOMEN DRIVERS!
(prove me wrong ladies, prove me wrong)[/quote]
Come to Jersey- We’ll race, punk!
(jk, but I wil race ya if you want…)
Entire neighborhoods of people that spend every waking day congregated on the front lawn drinking beer (as opposed to…oh, say, WORKING, maybe?), and then have the unmitigated audacity to get all politically active every election cycle, supporting, of course, those candidates who will keep the freebies coming. Seriously, they only get off their asses every two years! Unfreakinbelievable!
Oh, and Miami drivers (all genders qualify).
Speed limits
Stop Signs
Friend of mine who says “I’m taken” whenever he’s dating a girl, and refusing to fly wingman as well.
Same friend of mine who says “It’s too late” when a girl calls me about a booty call and has girlfriend with her as well at roughly midnight.
Parties where there is alcohol and weed but drinking and smoking doesn’t start for hours after the party begins.
T-shirts that say “People who read T-shirts are idiots” etc.
Fashion
Technology
Individuals who don’t read. It’s not an accomplishment.
Insurance companies
Girls with more facial/body hair than me. I’m not disgusted, just jealous.
People who only have hair on their heads naturally.
For dummies/idiots/dolts books because they never provide enough information
Soft Core Porn
Stroke Mags, does anyone actually pay for pornography?
Girls who give their e-mail address but not their phone numbers. I know this is the internet age, and instant messaging rules with teenagers but I don’t have to enjoy it
Acoustic performances
Belief in angels, fairys and other fluffy bullshit but not in cool things like leprachauns, goblins, trolls, etc.
People who think cigs. and cigars are the same thing. You’re wrong.
People who identify themselves through a university.
People who think Anne Rice and Ayn Rand are similar in quality.
Pasty white colour skin.
Canadians who bitch about U.S. politics but don’t have a clue about Canadian politics. Here’s the thing, your vote counts in Canada not in the U.S. morons.
People who bitch constantly about George W. Bush
Not being allowed to nap in class. Why not? I don’t snore and you still get paid.
The terror alert system or whatever it’s called
Comedians who aren’t funny
Not having a teacher student boxing league. If I could call out teachers and teachers could do the same it would be awesome.
Disfunctional Families
Confusion
Waiting for rugby to start
Unfunny comic strips such as for better or for worse, family circus, etc.
Humidity, the single worse weather condition ever.
Having sensitive skin
All show and no go in anything in life
Trying to get CD’s open.
[quote]amym4981 wrote:
ChemicalD wrote:
two words:
WOMEN DRIVERS!
(prove me wrong ladies, prove me wrong)
Come to Jersey- We’ll race, punk!
(jk, but I wil race ya if you want…)[/quote]
Ooh, you don’t want a piece of my '91 Chrysler now do you?
HA!
[quote]lothario1132 wrote:
5. Personal Injury lawyers. If you are one of these, kill yourself now. Suck a tailpipe, take a bunch of pills, drive off a cliff – I don’t care how, just get 'er done.
- Fucking girls here at work, and then having it not work out, and then having to pretend that we’re still friends. Damn it, why do I do this to myself? After the last one, I promised myself that I wouldn’t bang any more hospital chicks, but… I’m an idiot. So I did it anyway.
“It hurts to pee!”
Call 911 for that? Ya know, there’s all kinds of people in this world.[/quote]
LOL.
Can totally relate.
Never had an experience with a personal injury lawyer, but nonetheless, lawyers are still the pimples on the ass of society.
Also:
-People who come by ambulance for a broken nail, yeast infection or toe abrasion; while others walk into the ER with an active heart attack and systolic blood pressure of 60 saying not much is wrong, or person arriving by private car unconscious/in cardiac arrest, driven to the ER because all the ambulances were “tied up” (with the aforementioned complaints- who simultaneously arrive.)
-Viciously selfish people who seem always in a hurried rush to backstab or one up others- get a grip.
-Bigoted people. (see below)
-Idiots. (see below)
-Stupid people. (see below)
-People who treat the likes of a nationally acclaimed Hawaiian scholar and his well educated family like ignorant barbarians; or any hawaiians; simply because their skin color, cultural ways or heritage is different than theirs and they are so ignorant themselves that they mistake humble, kind, peaceful, non-pretentious people for being unintelligent. Sorry this one is a rant.
Otherwise, the rest of the world is hunky-dory… 