People who politicize everything! Some issues are just issues and they don’t need party lines attached.
People who think the left lane of the freeway is their own personal cruising lane. It is for passing!
I also don’t want to see girls wearing low-rise jeans and tight t-shirts with their stomachs rolling over the top.
My husband channel surfing when I am in the middle of a show.
Britney Spears! Isn’t her fifteen minutes of fame up, yet?
[quote]HHH wrote:
Some of my hates:
Guys that look at me and tell me im on steroids when they have a beer in one hand and a smoke in the other.
1 big zit in the middle of my forehead and people say do u know u have a pimple and im like NAH really?? well ill be fucked so i have.
Fat ass woman that say OH but ur a health freak(like its a bad thing)when i say i go to the gym.
fat boy at the gym who brings in his 2 lire bottle of coke and loads the bench up with 350 pounds and does 1/4 rep bench presses.
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Dude, this is some funny ass shit. well ill be fucked so i have… bwwahhaahaha
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People who say “oh you HAVE to see ____” whatever movie or hear whatever song.
Motherfucker I don’t have to do shit except pay taxes and die. And I’m working on avoiding both of those.
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Girls who wear Uggs in 90 degree weather with a skirt on and a spaghetti strap shirt.
Look bitch…this is not a pilot series about a confused eskimo in malibu. This is not a cross between the OC and Fear Factory.
YES your feet look like they’re wrapped in a sheep skin rug. Yes you look like you’re about to hunt a bear.
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People in general (white black whatever) who are NOT raised in the hood but try to pretend that they were or act different than they are. Look jackass, your dad is a doctor and your mom is a lawyer. Your name is Theo Huxtable.
I KNOW white guys who were raised in tough neighborhoods and have gang tats and listen to tupac, and have thug life tattoos. But I would never bring up shit to these motherfuckers cause they’re real.
Just cause you wear a sean john shirt and can say “GGGGGG G-UNIT” really loud DOES NOT MAKE YOU A THUG.
I"m sorry that your white girlfriend prefers black guys. I"m sorry that she likes the fact that I’m not scared of shit and will not hesitate to beat someone’s ass in defense of her.
You want that?
Move out…lead a hard life… gain character by doing…not acting.
Poseur.
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People who misspell poseur as poser. No real animosity, just irks me.
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People who can’t accept the fact that I’m smart (-er than they are).
“Oh, so how did you get into this school, what sport do you play?”
Bitch I’m here because my cumulative GPA is higher than your IQ… My SAT score is higher than Keith Richards in Thailand.
Yes, I like to wear my hat sideways but:
one, Your daughter likes it.
two, Talk to me for one minute and come to realize that I’ve based my life on being a renaissance man. And I’ve lived up to that so far.
three, Your daughter keeps licking her lips when she looks at me.
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Girls who won’t even make eye contact with you cause their head is so far up their own ass.
Look cunt slut… your friend is cuter. Anyway, I’m here playing wingman. Just shut up and fucking smile Jabba.
“iky wiikey me?”
Ya iky wiikey YOU bitch.
I got enough tequila to make you look beautiful.
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People who think your cocky when you’re just confident.
Don’t blame me because I believe in myself…despite any odd’s.
So look ass hole- don’t call me a dick, unless u want to get fucked (up).
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People who flake.
You shitfaced motherfuckin rainbow lover… You don’t have to lie to kick it. If you want to hang out…just fucking say so. If you don’t, SAY SO.
Stop with this fear shit.
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People who don’t do their research.
Don’t even talk to me unless you can spell what the fuck you’re trying to pronounce… shit lick.
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People who act like they know what they’re saying. Motherfucker, its obvious to anyone with half a clue that you’re oblivious to any real fact in regard to the subject at hand. The more your voicebox vibrates, the stupider you sound. Stop while you’re ahead you FUCK.
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When I misspell shit. I usually end up writing that shit 20x just to correct it. It irks the living fuck out of me.
[quote]Xen Nova wrote:
“iky wiikey me?”
Ya iky wiikey YOU bitch.
I got enough tequila to make you look beautiful.[/quote]
That made me spit my bedtime protein shake all over my monitor. If I were a tad more motivated, I’d clean that stuff up.
My hates:
Getting my license renewed. I did this four years ago, and as yet have not pulled a Grand Theft Auto-style Insane Stunt off of that fat old lady that always gets in front of me on the highway, so I don’t see why I need to pay $21 to have an ugly-ass picture taken.
People who new me when I was 145lbs and call me “fat” when they see me now at 200lbs. Bitch, I’m %15 bodyfat. I’ve been training for 6 fucking years. If we weren’t at fucking church, I’d pull off my shirt, grind your face on my sharp-ass abdominals and make you lick the unsightly stretch marks on my biceps. Praise the Lord.
Injuries. They keep me out of the gym and out of the dojo, and that pisses me off.
The salesperson at GNC who swears to the fuckin’ Lawd that NO2 helped him strip off every bit of excess fat AND helped him lay 50lbs on his bench AT THE SAME TIME. First dude, don’t get between me and the Hot-Rox when I’ve got money in my hand - I don’t want to lose it down your shit-coated throat when I reach down to pull out your colon. Second, just stand behind the counter and punch the clown to Muscle and Fantasy whilst I do my shopping.
People who call me a bitch for not buying Biotest. First, I do buy Biotest - just not all the time. I don’t have a credit card, and I have only sporadic access to my friend’s.
Not being able to buy from Biotest all the time.
Having to eat food with flavor - God help me, I’ve fallen in love with the taste of bland.
The fact that I should be in bed.
Guys that spend more money on designer gym pants, sweatsuits, sneakers and Armani Exchange t-shirts to work out with, than they do on their entire gym membership, food and supplement expenses. These are usually the same dicks that come into the gym to spend an entire hour and 20 minutes working their biceps on the hammer strength machines and covertly flexing in front of the mirror in between sets to monitor their tremendous growth.
Guys that use the word Bro excessively and indiscriminately. See above.
Guys that ask ?how much ya bench??
Guys that ask ?how much ya curl??
Vegans
Soy
The words Low Fat
The words Low Carb
People who make a fetish of avoiding all carbohydrates and replace them with awful chemical concoction substitutes that are better suited for cleaning toilets.
Unnecessary phone calls over 1 minute in duration.
People who spend time downloading musical rings for their cell phones.
Girls who have the words ?Yield to the Princess? printed below their license plates.
Girls who have Key-chains reading: ?Being a Princess is a Tough Job but Someone?s Gotta do it!? A key to a brand new BMW or Infiniti that her father bought her is usually attached to such a key chain.
Women who point to the swaying flab hanging off the back of their arms and ask me if doing extra sets on the cybex seated triceps extension machine will burn it off.
People who have absolutely no intention whatsoever of using my advice about diet and exercise, who nonetheless make it a point to ask me for it.
People who glory in their own stupidity and avoid enlightening themselves, reading, writing and speaking articulately out of fear of being labeled ?smart?.
The cock suckers/chicken heads who plaster their vehicles with Support Our Troops magnets yet have never written a goddamn letter to their congressman, don?t even know who their congressmen or other elected officials are, and generally haven?t a fucking clue as to what supporting our troops really entails.
When you go out of the way to park your muscle car or any other badass car away from people and they get so close you need a can opener to get in your car.
People that order prime cuts of beef like a filet or T-bone then asked for it well done and smuther it with ketchup, order a piece of cardboard instead you dumb F*&K
Tuner cars with cantaloup catcher exhaust do you actually think that sounds good?
The lady infront of you on the highway that keeps jumping on her brakes because shes on the phone
So called Yankee fans or any other popular sports team and cant name a single player on the team but its their favorite, just because they win
People with STRONG opnions on politcs, religon etc. but you ask them simple questions and they actually know nothing about the subject, only what was on the news.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
makkun wrote:
Loud motorcycles.
People who don’t like loud motorcycles.[/quote]
Eek!
Guys with masks - I feel threat… err - or not. 
Makkun
Good lists everybody! Sorry I can’t add anything, but… okay, here’s a few:
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250lb guys whining like little babies when I stick a tiny needle in their arm.
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Getting yet another urine specimen in which the lid wasn’t put on all the way.
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Finding this out by spilling said urine specimen all over the counter and the floor and myself. Goddammit!!!
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People who come in to my ER at 3am, with absolutely nothing wrong with them that they couldn’t have waited another couple of hours to go to their doctor for.
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Personal Injury lawyers. If you are one of these, kill yourself now. Suck a tailpipe, take a bunch of pills, drive off a cliff – I don’t care how, just get 'er done.
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Fucking girls here at work, and then having it not work out, and then having to pretend that we’re still friends. Damn it, why do I do this to myself? After the last one, I promised myself that I wouldn’t bang any more hospital chicks, but… I’m an idiot. So I did it anyway.
Okay, I’m done for now.
I lied. I’m not done. Some girl just called the ambulance because:
“It hurts to pee!”
Call 911 for that? Ya know, there’s all kinds of people in this world.
bwhahahaha. this thread makes me smile
I know this has been said many times before, but guys that hog the only legit squat rack in the gym while they “superset” four different exercises. This guy kept the rack tied up for over an hour. Oh yeah, and he was doing too much weight and his form sucked as well. Pathetic.
Hollister. Abercrombie & Fitch. American Eagle. Old Navy. These stores are fucking bullshit. Even worse than the stores are the fuckin douchebags that shop there. I swear to God, some kids at school wear so much of this bullshit that if I didn’t know better I’d think they were sponsored by these mothafuckas. This kid in my sports science class, no lie, every article of clothing he wears says Hollister. Hes so fuckin smug too. Its like he thinks that the more Hollister bullshit he wears, the more chicks will like him. Fuck that shit.
Almost every commercial ever produced. I absolutely hate commercials. Stop trying to be funny. I’m not buying your shit.
In the last couple of years, the huge number of fat actors on these stupid commercials trying to be funny. You’re not funny, you’re very fat, I hate you and I hate this commercial you fat fuck.
Spam
Someone admiring a fellow employee because he’s skinny and asking me to join in the praise. I felt like saying "yes, I guess from your fat ass perspective this guy is fucking hercules to you. News flash, it’s not that fucking hard to be skinny-fat with no muscle, dumbass.
Everyone always commenting on what the hell I’m eating, food that I’m carrying with me, the half gallon of water I’m carrying, etc. Pay no attention to me or my eating habits whatsoever. I look 10 times better than you. Shut the fuck up.
People trying to talk to me at the gym at 5:30 in the morning. Especially the happy, chipper ones. Get the fuck away from me before I rip off your head and shit down your neck. I don’t like talking to anyone during a workout, nevermind at O’dark thirty in the morning bitch. I’m not a morning person and I may just throw a dumbell at your face if you approach me, fuck nut. I’m here to build muscle, not make friends.
People who eat once a day and are very fat.
Fat people in general. I just think you’re a lazy piece of shit with not an ounce of discipline.
Light beer commercials that show women and men with ripped abs either rollerblading over concrete ramps during lunch or swimming really fast in a pool or running around a track and then sucking down light beer. 99.99999% of people who pour beer down the pie hole are fat fucks you misleading piece of shit advertising agency.
People who superset at the gym but leave a piece of equipment for over ten minutes between each set because their talking so damn much to everyone else. You leave, it’s mine, numbnuts. And by the way, shut the fuck up.
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Kids on Star Search, etc. I hate your whining singing voices and hey, get back to the playground and climb the fucking monkey bars like a normal KID, dammit!
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Entertainers believing they are military strategists… “Shut up and Sing” or act or whatever (Dems or Repubs both though the Repubs are much less common or vocal)
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“Wiggles” PBS tv show. Is it really ok to teach our children that it’s normal for grown men to run around in gay outfits singing and dancing like that?
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NBA “stars” that resemble windmills when “fighting”. How 'bout reviewing some old Boston Bruins fight tapes and learning how to throw a punch?
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Abercrombie & Fitch… I went in (WHY???) and tried on a XXL shirt. I honestly had a bitch of a time getting it over my head! Then when it snapped over my ears, nearly tearing them from my head, it was so friggin’ tight I could see the dots on my nipples through it. I thought I walked into Gap Kids for a second!
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White people (I’m white) telling me a story that involves a black person and looking around paranoid-like before saying “black guy” like he’s saying a swear word or something. It’s ok to say “black guy” or “black girl” in public. Really, it wont make you a racist.
7)Tsunamis and my future sister-in-law who when asked what she thought about the tsunami, she asked “tsunami? Where is that?” like it was a place not an event and then said that she hadn’t heard anything about it (four days after it hit).
[quote]randman wrote:
Almost every commercial ever produced. I absolutely hate commercials. Stop trying to be funny. I’m not buying your shit.
In the last couple of years, the huge number of fat actors on these stupid commercials trying to be funny. You’re not funny, you’re very fat, I hate you and I hate this commercial you fat fuck.
Spam
Someone admiring a fellow employee because he’s skinny and asking me to join in the praise. I felt like saying "yes, I guess from your fat ass perspective this guy is fucking hercules to you. News flash, it’s not that fucking hard to be skinny-fat with no muscle, dumbass.
Everyone always commenting on what the hell I’m eating, food that I’m carrying with me, the half gallon of water I’m carrying, etc. Pay no attention to me or my eating habits whatsoever. I look 10 times better than you. Shut the fuck up.
People trying to talk to me at the gym at 5:30 in the morning. Especially the happy, chipper ones. Get the fuck away from me before I rip off your head and shit down your neck. I don’t like talking to anyone during a workout, nevermind at O’dark thirty in the morning bitch. I’m not a morning person and I may just throw a dumbell at your face if you approach me, fuck nut. I’m here to build muscle, not make friends.
People who eat once a day and are very fat.
Fat people in general. I just think you’re a lazy piece of shit with not an ounce of discipline.
Light beer commercials that show women and men with ripped abs either rollerblading over concrete ramps during lunch or swimming really fast in a pool or running around a track and then sucking down light beer. 99.99999% of people who pour beer down the pie hole are fat fucks you misleading piece of shit advertising agency.
People who superset at the gym but leave a piece of equipment for over ten minutes between each set because their talking so damn much to everyone else. You leave, it’s mine, numbnuts. And by the way, shut the fuck up.
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Its like poetry, except better.
Here are a few things that bug me:
The sign at my local grocery store above the apple pies that reads: “Embrace a healthy lifestyle ? top your pie with a scoop of frozen yogurt”
The “Hallelujah” diet. If you don’t know what that is consider yourself lucky
Girls with permanent bitchy sneers plastered on their faces
The movie “Ghost World”
All art house films
Hollywood activism
When people defend abortion
People who respond to everything I say to them with a story about themselves
Passive-aggressive people
Liberalism
Socialism
Shania Twain
12 year old girls who hang around the malls acting and dressing like whores
Renee Zellweger’s lips
The word “Lite” in front of a food
[quote]JPBear wrote:
People who respond to everything I say to them with a story about themselves
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During a fishing trip in southern Galveston as a young boy, my grandfather told me that people have the right to defend abortion if they see fit. Therefore, based on years and years of contemplation…aw screw it.
I also hate women who are clearly in amazing shape yet post a picture in their avatar of themselves taken at a range of 5,000 feet away so that no finer details can be made out.
[quote]JPBear wrote:
Girls with permanent bitchy sneers plastered on their faces
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I really hate this one too. There are a lot of them unfortunately.
LOL Damn, there are some angry ass residents in T-Nation. Remember, only take the MAG-10 and Alpha Male as directed…