They're Trying to Beat Us into Submission

just a thought i had…

with the government’s recent criticism of steroids and GROSSLY (SP) over-exaggerated tales of steroid side effects, the medical circle’s retarded dietary recommendations, gun laws, lack of actual reform to the fast food industry, etc…

it seems to me there is a conspiracy to keep us from being able to fight an opression minded government/dictator. they want us fat, weak, and unable to mount an offensive. add up the pieces. it’s all there if you really think about it. (and have a bunch of free time to think about retarded crap) lol

…i’ve been watching too many movies i think.

You’re just now coming to this realization?

since i’m a drone (in the military), but not a very obedient one, lol, i think i may have been blind to the fact.

I knew people around the country would start waking up…

I’m glad to see a fellow T-man aware to the cold, grim reality that is our dark age.

to do my part i’m about to go train squats, MAX EFFORT DAY! keep the fight alive!

Not only do squats cure cancer, get you laid, and make you HYYYUGE, but now they can bring world peace.

[quote]matathedestroyer wrote:
since i’m a drone (in the military), but not a very obedient one, lol, i think i may have been blind to the fact.[/quote]

LOL.

[quote]funkhauser wrote:
Not only do squats cure cancer, get you laid, and make you HYYYUGE, but now they can bring world peace.[/quote]

LMFAO!

Someone said “conspiracy”. Zap Branigan is going to come in here and say something about how stupid you are just so you know.

[quote]funkhauser wrote:
Not only do squats cure cancer, get you laid, and make you HYYYUGE, but now they can bring world peace.[/quote]

its true. how many times do you guys think Obama/Hillary have skipped their ME box squat sessions?

i heard good ol g-dubbya trains with kettlebells and you’ve all seen where that’s lead us so far… just sayin! LOL

Fat, weak and stupid. Line up for your soilent green people. I read yesterday you are as like to die in a terrorist attack as you are by being killed by a falling vending machine. I about peed myself I was laughing so hard.

Turn on your idiot boxes party people and get in line. Can you smell what corporate America is cookin!!!

[quote]RWElder0 wrote:
Turn on your idiot boxes party people and get in line. Can you smell what corporate America is cookin!!![/quote]

haven’t caught the whiff all the way out in Texas. Is Bush puttin on a good ole fashioned American backyard cookout for his last act in office? some burgers and brat’s perhaps?

[quote]matathedestroyer wrote:
…i’ve been watching too many movies i think.
[/quote]

That’s the least of your problems, hombre.

[quote]anonym wrote:
matathedestroyer wrote:
…i’ve been watching too many movies i think.

That’s the least of your problems, hombre.
[/quote]

please elaborate…

[quote]matathedestroyer wrote:
anonym wrote:
matathedestroyer wrote:
…i’ve been watching too many movies i think.

That’s the least of your problems, hombre.

please elaborate…[/quote]

Schizophrenia…PsYcHo.

Does your toothepaste have nanobots in it too, that go down your throat and work their way into your brain to monitor your thoughts and beam then to the department of Homeland Security Megabrain?

actually in all honesty, i agree, with what you’re saying.

I agree entirely, they are trying to emasculate us and turn us into wierd loser pig people.

[quote]Guerrero wrote:
matathedestroyer wrote:
anonym wrote:
matathedestroyer wrote:
…i’ve been watching too many movies i think.

That’s the least of your problems, hombre.

please elaborate…

Schizophrenia…PsYcHo.

Does your toothepaste have nanobots in it too, that go down your throat and work their way into your brain to monitor your thoughts and beam then to the department of Homeland Security Megabrain?

actually in all honesty, i agree, with what you’re saying.

I agree entirely, they are trying to emasculate us and turn us into wierd loser pig people.[/quote]

all i’m sayin is, we need view what’s being forced down our throats for what it is.

[quote]matathedestroyer wrote:

all i’m sayin is, we need view what’s being forced down our throats for what it is. [/quote]

A penis? Shit man I hope not. If so I’m with you. (You’re against that right?)

JK JK, I agree with what you’re selling completely. Project “American Pussy” is in full effect.

just for the record… i am completely against penis down the throat. (down mine at least.)

[quote]matathedestroyer wrote:
just for the record… i am completely against penis down the throat. (down mine at least.)[/quote]

Thank the lord. I don’t know how much faith I would have in a gay leader in the fight against the pussification of America.

“America is turing us into sheep, Come on all you musclely men get behind me!”

See, it just isn’t the same.