Doctors that deal with that shit deserve every penny they make and more.
I’m about to go find the nearest Dr and buy that fucker a beer just for the sake of it.
I still think one of the best threads ever WOULD BE Derek’s work adventures.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
I still think one of the best threads ever WOULD BE Derek’s work adventures.[/quote]
I save those for party’s, sadly the last 4 years of doing occupational medicine have left me with no more new stories.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
I still think one of the best threads ever WOULD BE Derek’s work adventures.[/quote]
I save those for party’s, sadly the last 4 years of doing occupational medicine have left me with no more new stories.[/quote]
Yeah, but before that you have a ton of good ones!
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Viva La Pancakes.
And I dare you all to google Blue Waffle with safe search off.[/quote]
Some of us have seen and smelt it in real life, the internet is nothing. [/quote]
Fuck. You win this round, DT. Time to go spray some kittens with a water hose.[/quote]
Hahahahahaahhahhahahahahahahaha
Let me tell you time I did a pelvic exam on a 400 pound woman, you ever had cellulite resting on your ear? [/quote]
You remember when I told you that I do not envy you for your (former) job?
Yeah…
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
I still think one of the best threads ever WOULD BE Derek’s work adventures.[/quote]
I save those for party’s, sadly the last 4 years of doing occupational medicine have left me with no more new stories.[/quote]
Yeah, but before that you have a ton of good ones!
[/quote]
Yes, yes I do. Midgets on the handle bars of bicycles and STD’s among family members, good times, good times.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
I still think one of the best threads ever WOULD BE Derek’s work adventures.[/quote]
I save those for party’s, sadly the last 4 years of doing occupational medicine have left me with no more new stories.[/quote]
Yeah, but before that you have a ton of good ones!
[/quote]
Yes, yes I do. Midgets on the handle bars of bicycles and STD’s among family members, good times, good times.[/quote]
Ooooh! Midget stories!!!
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
I still think one of the best threads ever WOULD BE Derek’s work adventures.[/quote]
I save those for party’s, sadly the last 4 years of doing occupational medicine have left me with no more new stories.[/quote]
Yeah, but before that you have a ton of good ones!
[/quote]
Yes, yes I do. Midgets on the handle bars of bicycles and STD’s among family members, good times, good times.[/quote]
Ooooh! Midget stories!!!
[/quote]
Yep we even had a midget hooker in the town I practiced in.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
I still think one of the best threads ever WOULD BE Derek’s work adventures.[/quote]
I save those for party’s, sadly the last 4 years of doing occupational medicine have left me with no more new stories.[/quote]
Yeah, but before that you have a ton of good ones!
[/quote]
Yes, yes I do. Midgets on the handle bars of bicycles and STD’s among family members, good times, good times.[/quote]
Ooooh! Midget stories!!!
[/quote]
Yep we even had a midget hooker in the town I practiced in.[/quote]
That’s for dudes who just want a little sex on the way home.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
I like how the first page of the thread is totally different than the last page of the thread.[/quote]
All arguments come to a screeching halt when the subject of pussy comes up.
Pussy = The Peace Maker
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
I like how the first page of the thread is totally different than the last page of the thread.[/quote]
All arguments come to a screeching halt when the subject of pussy comes up.
Pussy = The Peace Maker[/quote]
Or causes war. Im looking at you Helen of Troy?
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Viva La Pancakes.
And I dare you all to google Blue Waffle with safe search off.[/quote]
NO NO NO NO NO NO, I will not do it. Every time someone suggests googling something I always do and it never works out well for me, so this time I will not do it.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
I like how the first page of the thread is totally different than the last page of the thread.[/quote]
All arguments come to a screeching halt when the subject of pussy comes up.
Pussy = The Peace Maker[/quote]
Or causes war. Im looking at you Helen of Troy?[/quote]
That’s some serious pussy power right there.
[quote]Dr.Matt581 wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Viva La Pancakes.
And I dare you all to google Blue Waffle with safe search off.[/quote]
NO NO NO NO NO NO, I will not do it. Every time someone suggests googling something I always do and it never works out well for me, so this time I will not do it.[/quote]
Good for you.
Its the worst thing that can happen to a vagina short of growing teeth.
And I read a complete book on dermatology.
I have something to compare it with.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
I like how the first page of the thread is totally different than the last page of the thread.[/quote]
All arguments come to a screeching halt when the subject of pussy comes up.
Pussy = The Peace Maker[/quote]
Or causes war. Im looking at you Helen of Troy?[/quote]
That’s some serious pussy power right there.[/quote]
Didnt we talk about this the other day on G+?
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Doctors that deal with that shit deserve every penny they make and more.
I’m about to go find the nearest Dr and buy that fucker a beer just for the sake of it.[/quote]
Sit in the waiting room of your average gyno… I’d rather shovel shit then have that job…
[quote]Dr.Matt581 wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Viva La Pancakes.
And I dare you all to google Blue Waffle with safe search off.[/quote]
NO NO NO NO NO NO, I will not do it. Every time someone suggests googling something I always do and it never works out well for me, so this time I will not do it.[/quote]
Never take an internet dare… I will live my whole life not knowing what the hell a blue waffle means, and will be happy still.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
I like how the first page of the thread is totally different than the last page of the thread.[/quote]
All arguments come to a screeching halt when the subject of pussy comes up.
Pussy = The Peace Maker[/quote]
It always brings us to our knees. Humiliating really, considering our female counter parts brag about how much dick they turn down on a regular basis.
[quote]pat wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
I like how the first page of the thread is totally different than the last page of the thread.[/quote]
All arguments come to a screeching halt when the subject of pussy comes up.
Pussy = The Peace Maker[/quote]
It always brings us to our knees. Humiliating really, considering our female counter parts brag about how much dick they turn down on a regular basis.[/quote]
Can you blame them? Look at what turns out as “men” these days.