The Younger Generation Can't Shock Us

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
bald>landing strip>trimmed bush>masturbation>natural forest[/quote]

I agree with everything but the bald part.

I need a tiny bit of hair on that pelvic area, otherwise it’d feel like I’m about to fuck a child.
[/quote]

Yeah, I’ve never had that issue, but some people do.

I’ve had people tell me watching birth would change my view on vagina. Nope, I can still seperate the two activities the vagina is designed to do, and I watched every second of it.

Landing strips are a nice change up to the norm, like a pitcher with a good slider to compliment a hard fastball.

Regarding vagina, I do believe that variety is the spice of life. No two are alike, after all and when you add in the variety of landscaping and hedge artistry then you have something with a truly exquisite potential.

I like 'em hairy AND bald - I’ll bury my face in either one!

[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Regarding vagina, I do believe that variety is the spice of life. No two are alike, after all and when you add in the variety of landscaping and hedge artistry then you have something with a truly exquisite potential.

I like 'em hairy AND bald - I’ll bury my face in either one![/quote]

I like mine disease free.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Regarding vagina, I do believe that variety is the spice of life. No two are alike, after all and when you add in the variety of landscaping and hedge artistry then you have something with a truly exquisite potential.

I like 'em hairy AND bald - I’ll bury my face in either one![/quote]

I like mine disease free.[/quote]

What HPV is God’s French tickler. ahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahahahaha

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]BriThompson wrote:

Your women had hairy muffs. [/quote]

I just want to point out that by the time I was old enough to be having sex, hairy muffs were far and away out of style.

That is just… Gross.[/quote]

Yeah, I think people are mistaken how far back we are going… I am talking late 80’s, mostly '90’s…The venerable Gen X, at the oldest for being in your prime,… In other words, we were born in the 70’s, not the '40’s and ‘50’s… Those are the people who got ass-whippin’s all the time and thought they were raised better than us, except the current fucked up state of the world is their fault…I guess gettin’ asswhippin’s all the time didn’t help that much after all?

I never did consider myself a “Gen X’er” but I am that age group…

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
bald>landing strip>trimmed bush>masturbation>natural forest[/quote]

I agree with everything but the bald part.

I need a tiny bit of hair on that pelvic area, otherwise it’d feel like I’m about to fuck a child.
[/quote]

I thought that was the point? The role play thing?

Anyway, the problem with bald is the growing back will give you a rash… But it’s fun to eat bald pussy, no doubt about that…

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Regarding vagina, I do believe that variety is the spice of life. No two are alike, after all and when you add in the variety of landscaping and hedge artistry then you have something with a truly exquisite potential.

I like 'em hairy AND bald - I’ll bury my face in either one![/quote]

I like mine disease free.[/quote]

Picky-picky…geez…

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Regarding vagina, I do believe that variety is the spice of life. No two are alike, after all and when you add in the variety of landscaping and hedge artistry then you have something with a truly exquisite potential.

I like 'em hairy AND bald - I’ll bury my face in either one![/quote]

I like mine disease free.[/quote]

You mean you’re not gonna go for the blue waffle? C’mon, X! LOL

[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Regarding vagina, I do believe that variety is the spice of life. No two are alike, after all and when you add in the variety of landscaping and hedge artistry then you have something with a truly exquisite potential.

I like 'em hairy AND bald - I’ll bury my face in either one![/quote]

Like the sign says: “Eatin’ ain’t Cheatin’!”

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:
Always thought Morris Code should be taught in the schools.

Eh, maybe not, but it seems like a really great skill to have.[/quote]

My neighbor teaches Morse Code and Latin to her kids. Talk about messing with your teachers, the teachers have no clue what their kids are saying and have no idea when the kids are passing notes because they are just taping on the desk.[/quote]

The important question is, is she HOT?

[quote]pat wrote:
I thought that was the point? The role play thing?

Anyway, the problem with bald is the growing back will give you a rash… But it’s fun to eat bald pussy, no doubt about that…[/quote]

Ehehe, don’t get me wrong. I love eating bald pussy. Clean and smooth. DE-LI-CIOUS.

I was mainly talking about the pubic bone, you know, the landing strip area. I prefer some hair there. Not a fucking jungle of course. Neat. Tidy. Sexy. Just as I keep mine.

Of course, we don’t get to see the landing strip during doggy style but I still want a bit of hair there. It’s a big turn on for me.

I like how the first page of the thread is totally different than the last page of the thread.

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
I like how the first page of the thread is totally different than the last page of the thread.[/quote]

I just KNEW that any mention of waffle would bring you here!

[quote]angry chicken wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
I like how the first page of the thread is totally different than the last page of the thread.[/quote]

I just KNEW that any mention of waffle would bring you here![/quote]

Viva La Pancakes.

And I dare you all to google Blue Waffle with safe search off.

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Viva La Pancakes.

And I dare you all to google Blue Waffle with safe search off.[/quote]

Some of us have seen and smelt it in real life, the internet is nothing.

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Viva La Pancakes.

And I dare you all to google Blue Waffle with safe search off.[/quote]

Some of us have seen and smelt it in real life, the internet is nothing. [/quote]

Fuck. You win this round, DT. Time to go spray some kittens with a water hose.

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Viva La Pancakes.

And I dare you all to google Blue Waffle with safe search off.[/quote]

Some of us have seen and smelt it in real life, the internet is nothing. [/quote]

Fuck. You win this round, DT. Time to go spray some kittens with a water hose.[/quote]
Hahahahahaahhahhahahahahahahaha

Let me tell you time I did a pelvic exam on a 400 pound woman, you ever had cellulite resting on your ear?

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Viva La Pancakes.

And I dare you all to google Blue Waffle with safe search off.[/quote]

Some of us have seen and smelt it in real life, the internet is nothing. [/quote]

Fuck. You win this round, DT. Time to go spray some kittens with a water hose.[/quote]
Hahahahahaahhahhahahahahahahaha

Let me tell you time I did a pelvic exam on a 400 pound woman, you ever had cellulite resting on your ear? [/quote]

Fucking gross man.

Just… gross.

I want to burn my eyes out with molten spoon just reading your last two posts.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Viva La Pancakes.

And I dare you all to google Blue Waffle with safe search off.[/quote]

Some of us have seen and smelt it in real life, the internet is nothing. [/quote]

Fuck. You win this round, DT. Time to go spray some kittens with a water hose.[/quote]
Hahahahahaahhahhahahahahahahaha

Let me tell you time I did a pelvic exam on a 400 pound woman, you ever had cellulite resting on your ear? [/quote]

Fucking gross man.

Just… gross.

I want to burn my eyes out with molten spoon just reading your last two posts.[/quote]

hahahahahaha the things I dont miss from the ER and family medicine.