The World of Terry

This is my fucking world and I will tell you about it while I take a dump on the toilet. Why am I writing this on the toilet? Because it is my FUCKING world!

Terry eats the same FUCKING way everyday and makes a slight FUCKING change when he is gonna hit the gym. Here is his FUCKING daily menu for maintenance. I hover around 193 lbs.

FUCKING BREAKFAST
2 egg omelette with brocolli and green peppers
2% natural shredded cheese
1 cup oatmeal
2 Flameout capsules
1 multivitamin

FUCKING LUNCH
2 slices HIGH PROTEIN whole grain bread
1 8oz chicken breast
1 slice 2% cheese
Spinach leaves
Smart Balance mayo with Omega 3s

FUCKING DINNER
1 8 oz Steak
Mixed Veggies
Spinach Salad
Flax oil and Apple Vinegar dressing (homemade)
2 Flameout capsules

FUCKING SNACKS

  1. Mixed Nuts
  2. Smart Balance Natural Peanut Butter with OMEGA 3s
  • On non workout days I have some whey protein with my PB or a can of Tuna with my nuts
    ** I repeat either 1 or 2 on non workout days a second time for 3 total snacks

FUCKING WORKOUT MEALS

PRE and POST
1 scoop protein powder and 1/2 quart gatorade powder mixed in 8oz. chocolate milk with 3-5 g BCAAS and 3 g glutamine mixed in (3-5g creatine post)

340 cals 4 Fat 57 Carb 25 Pro

DURING (only on heavy days or I will puke)
1 scoop protein with 3-5 g BCAAS 3 g glutamine with 1/2 quart gatorade powder in water

200 cals 1.5 fat 32 carb 17 protein

Thats right! I only have carbs at breakfast, lunch and workout. Why? Because Men eat sandwiches for lunch and oatmeal in the morning thats fucking why!

Now here’s some FUCKING questions!

  1. How the FUCK does my world look?

  2. Is it important to have a P+C meal 2 hours post workout if I am cutting?

  3. Are the calories in my workout meals too high? I read that they should be from 200-300 calories and compared it to Surge calories

  4. I do not have fruits because of my multi-vitamin and trying to keep carbs down (relatively). Is this okay? Would Superfood qualm my worries?

  5. I workout 4 days a week! I do Heavy Chest and Back, Circuit training chest and back, and the same for legs! I do steady state for 20 minutes after the circuit training and on heavy chest and back day I do sprints in the evening (It is essentially CT’s destroying fat with some tweaks regarding my weaknesses.

But heavy days are usually around 10 sets per body part in the 4-6 rep (primary exercise) 6-8 rep (secondary exercise) but I do only primary exercises for my back since I have an imbalance (I may bump back to 12 sets). I do 2-3 circuits 3 times each (if I can finish them). Does my workout meals allow for this level of activity? 3rd law of muscle says only time eating matters is before during and post workout so I figure that will get me through.

Sorry for all the FUCKING cursing and length!

Eat moar
Milk and Squats

Seriously though, 2 egg omelette for breakfast? Add some bacon or sausage to that omelette and 4 more eggs.

Wow. Your fucking breakfast, fucking lunch, and fucking dinner would get me through my fucking day until about quarter-after fucking Noon.

Eat moar

That was awesome…

Fuckidy fuckle fuck!

You forgot to ALLCAPS your first “fucking.”

And I agree with the others: You eat very little… Seriously, 2 eggs for breakfast?

Wow, you’ve got no FUCKING clue how to eat there buddy -lol

A whole TWO EGG omlette for breakfast?! Man, when I’m not dieting, I’m throwing in 6 eggs with 1/2 lbs of turkey breast and cheese, then have a side of oatmeal with some natty PB in it for fats and more cals. You’ll never get big eating like a bird bro.

S

seems like you’re FUCKING constipated!!

Qualm your worries?

Da fuck?

YOU WEIGH 193?!?!?!?
Dude, you eat slightly more than my girl.
How the fuck are you 193 with that!?!?!?

LOL at this thread.

How tall are you? You better be 5’6 or you have NO business cutting. Also eat more.

Men don’t eat sandwiches and oats. Previous hunter gatherers of our ancient past did not have access to these sources of nutrients.

Not eating fruits because of vitamins is like not eating meat because of protein. Both Poor substitutes at best. Eat your damn vegetables.

What are your lifts like?

Squat, Bench, Deadlift

that was fucking funny lol

man, one day I ate a two egg omelette and an hour later I was so hungry that when some guy asked me for the time, I did a piledriver on him and yelled “ITS FUCKING TIME TO EAT BITCH.” I then flexed my biceps at him, causing his FUCKING head to explode from all the FUCKING awesomeness.

Spadesofaces, THATS HOW YOU FUCKING DO IT! Also, I guess that it more of a cutting maintenance diet. It is around 2300 cals which I am told is the lowest I can go without salvaging muscle. Why am I FUCKING cutting? Because of FUCKING Summertime! I have a little bit of fat and I am NOT FUCKING HAVING IT! And if anybody could answer one of the FUCKING questions that would be sweet. FUCK!

I like the energy in this thread.

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