The Walking Dead Season 2

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[quote]Christine wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Christine wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Chris Colucci wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I had a dream that I boned Lori.

It was awesome. [/quote]
Because she is a bone.[/quote]
^.

[quote]WWCD-LINY wrote:
If baby dies, zombie in utero?[/quote]
What, you haven’t seen the Dawn of the Dead remake? Question answered.

I told my girlfriend, as soon as Shane drove up to Andrea after the log shooting scene, “These two have just got to do it already.” So, yeah, I guess we can add “Well, go on then” to the list of effective pick-up lines. Right up there with “Don’t just stare at it. Eat it.” and “Suck me, beautiful.”

And that chick’s little pep talk to Glen, “You’re a leader and you don’t know it.” No, he isn’t. And I think he’s smart enough to know that.

Other than that, pretty good episode in terms of setting the stage for the action to pick up, finally. Next week should be a crazy way to leave off before break. Predictions: Walkers get out of the barn. Shane kills Herschel. Carol accepts that they won’t find Sophia, bangs Daryl, and becomes walker chow soon thereafter.[/quote]

OK am I the only one that thought that Andrea was throwing the PUSSY at Daryl the “Bionic Redneck” with that “can I do anything for you…anything” line. He lost a point from me on that one. [/quote]

She was just trying to apologize for shooting his ass. She wasn’t hitting on him at all!

Just because a woman talks to a guy, doesn’t mean she wants to sleep with him! What kind of bitch would she be if she didn’t apologize? [/quote]

WTF does want have to do with it. She didn’t Want to shoot him but she did. It’s the end of the world her options are small who knows what she would have did if he would have asked.
[/quote]

Well, I guess that crazy redneck is a better man than you then?

You really expect him to ask for sex? Hey, babe. Since you almost killed me and all, can I tap that ass?

[/quote]

You do know this is some end of the world Shit, right. Her ass would be heading to jail but that is not the world they live in anymore.

Better man…hahaha ah fuck that he can keep that better man BS we know live in a world with a hand full of guys and even less women if you think they are still playing by the Dating Game rules your wrong.

Hell yeah ASK I didn’t say rape her ass.

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[quote]Christine wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Christine wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:
Ok I’m having a hard time with how Rick took that news. FUCK THAT!!![/quote]

I would just like to point out that a woman wrote this episode … that’s how a woman would WANT a man to react :)[/quote]

How the fuck was he supposed to react?

Hit her?

He yelled at her. He didn’t give her any comfort. He was basically an ass. What more do you guys want?[/quote]

Yell?? Rick was in shock, he almost had the look of a guy about to pass out. Hell he even helped her with her excuse “I know, you thought I was dead, the world was ending you felt comfort with Shane”

What guy YOU know would give his woman a premade excuse for fucking his best friend?

I would have asked did you know this motherfucker was alone with me with a gun???[/quote]

Oh, he knew. Watch the scene again. He knew. He knows that the crotch-spawn might be Shane’s too.

Shane is, supposedly, his best friend. Why would either of them think that Shane is crazy enough to kill Rick.

(I think that Shane and Lori were bumping pre-zombies, that is when the shit is gonna hit.)[/quote]

Makes sense, I’m hating the idea that Rick is dumb enough not to see Shane is slipping. Hell as much as I want to tell Pops to shut the fuck up he see how Shane is or becoming.

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[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Christine wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Christine wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Chris Colucci wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I had a dream that I boned Lori.

It was awesome. [/quote]
Because she is a bone.[/quote]
^.

[quote]WWCD-LINY wrote:
If baby dies, zombie in utero?[/quote]
What, you haven’t seen the Dawn of the Dead remake? Question answered.

I told my girlfriend, as soon as Shane drove up to Andrea after the log shooting scene, “These two have just got to do it already.” So, yeah, I guess we can add “Well, go on then” to the list of effective pick-up lines. Right up there with “Don’t just stare at it. Eat it.” and “Suck me, beautiful.”

And that chick’s little pep talk to Glen, “You’re a leader and you don’t know it.” No, he isn’t. And I think he’s smart enough to know that.

Other than that, pretty good episode in terms of setting the stage for the action to pick up, finally. Next week should be a crazy way to leave off before break. Predictions: Walkers get out of the barn. Shane kills Herschel. Carol accepts that they won’t find Sophia, bangs Daryl, and becomes walker chow soon thereafter.[/quote]

OK am I the only one that thought that Andrea was throwing the PUSSY at Daryl the “Bionic Redneck” with that “can I do anything for you…anything” line. He lost a point from me on that one. [/quote]

She was just trying to apologize for shooting his ass. She wasn’t hitting on him at all!

Just because a woman talks to a guy, doesn’t mean she wants to sleep with him! What kind of bitch would she be if she didn’t apologize? [/quote]

WTF does want have to do with it. She didn’t Want to shoot him but she did. It’s the end of the world her options are small who knows what she would have did if he would have asked.
[/quote]

Well, I guess that crazy redneck is a better man than you then?

You really expect him to ask for sex? Hey, babe. Since you almost killed me and all, can I tap that ass?

[/quote]

You do know this is some end of the world Shit, right. Her ass would be heading to jail but that is not the world they live in anymore.

Better man…hahaha ah fuck that he can keep that better man BS we know live in a world with a hand full of guys and even less women if you think they are still playing by the Dating Game rules your wrong.

Hell yeah ASK I didn’t say rape her ass.[/quote]

I know that the normal rules not apply any more.

And if blondie gets preggers, it’s her fault, right? Hormones are raging and, in normal circumstances, birth control is the last thing on the minds of horny people.

But, I still think that guilting someone into fucking is an asshole move.

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[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Christine wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Christine wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:
Ok I’m having a hard time with how Rick took that news. FUCK THAT!!![/quote]

I would just like to point out that a woman wrote this episode … that’s how a woman would WANT a man to react :)[/quote]

How the fuck was he supposed to react?

Hit her?

He yelled at her. He didn’t give her any comfort. He was basically an ass. What more do you guys want?[/quote]

Yell?? Rick was in shock, he almost had the look of a guy about to pass out. Hell he even helped her with her excuse “I know, you thought I was dead, the world was ending you felt comfort with Shane”

What guy YOU know would give his woman a premade excuse for fucking his best friend?

I would have asked did you know this motherfucker was alone with me with a gun???[/quote]

Oh, he knew. Watch the scene again. He knew. He knows that the crotch-spawn might be Shane’s too.

Shane is, supposedly, his best friend. Why would either of them think that Shane is crazy enough to kill Rick.

(I think that Shane and Lori were bumping pre-zombies, that is when the shit is gonna hit.)[/quote]

Makes sense, I’m hating the idea that Rick is dumb enough not to see Shane is slipping. Hell as much as I want to tell Pops to shut the fuck up he see how Shane is or becoming.[/quote]

There is so much shit going on, Rick still thinks of Shane as the partner he was. So does Lori for that matter. Pre-zombies, neither one would think that Shane would be capable of killing an innocent person.

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[quote]Christine wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Christine wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Christine wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Chris Colucci wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I had a dream that I boned Lori.

It was awesome. [/quote]
Because she is a bone.[/quote]
^.

[quote]WWCD-LINY wrote:
If baby dies, zombie in utero?[/quote]
What, you haven’t seen the Dawn of the Dead remake? Question answered.

I told my girlfriend, as soon as Shane drove up to Andrea after the log shooting scene, “These two have just got to do it already.” So, yeah, I guess we can add “Well, go on then” to the list of effective pick-up lines. Right up there with “Don’t just stare at it. Eat it.” and “Suck me, beautiful.”

And that chick’s little pep talk to Glen, “You’re a leader and you don’t know it.” No, he isn’t. And I think he’s smart enough to know that.

Other than that, pretty good episode in terms of setting the stage for the action to pick up, finally. Next week should be a crazy way to leave off before break. Predictions: Walkers get out of the barn. Shane kills Herschel. Carol accepts that they won’t find Sophia, bangs Daryl, and becomes walker chow soon thereafter.[/quote]

OK am I the only one that thought that Andrea was throwing the PUSSY at Daryl the “Bionic Redneck” with that “can I do anything for you…anything” line. He lost a point from me on that one. [/quote]

She was just trying to apologize for shooting his ass. She wasn’t hitting on him at all!

Just because a woman talks to a guy, doesn’t mean she wants to sleep with him! What kind of bitch would she be if she didn’t apologize? [/quote]

WTF does want have to do with it. She didn’t Want to shoot him but she did. It’s the end of the world her options are small who knows what she would have did if he would have asked.
[/quote]

Well, I guess that crazy redneck is a better man than you then?

You really expect him to ask for sex? Hey, babe. Since you almost killed me and all, can I tap that ass?

[/quote]

You do know this is some end of the world Shit, right. Her ass would be heading to jail but that is not the world they live in anymore.

Better man…hahaha ah fuck that he can keep that better man BS we know live in a world with a hand full of guys and even less women if you think they are still playing by the Dating Game rules your wrong.

Hell yeah ASK I didn’t say rape her ass.[/quote]

I know that the normal rules not apply any more.

And if blondie gets preggers, it’s her fault, right? Hormones are raging and, in normal circumstances, birth control is the last thing on the minds of horny people.

But, I still think that guilting someone into fucking is an asshole move.[/quote]

So she lost the ability to say No??

Hey you take your chances when you fuck an insane person. HA Lori did. Maybe Shane is trying to make his own Nation?

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[quote]four60 wrote:
Maybe Shane is trying to make his own Nation?[/quote]

Well, the best way to insure that your genes get passed on is by procreating with as many people as possible.

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[quote]Christine wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:
Maybe Shane is trying to make his own Nation?[/quote]

Well, the best way to insure that your genes get passed on is by procreating with as many people as possible.[/quote]

The wife of fat guy that Shane killed would be next. That chicken leg breaking thing was kinda Hot.

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[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Christine wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:
Maybe Shane is trying to make his own Nation?[/quote]

Well, the best way to insure that your genes get passed on is by procreating with as many people as possible.[/quote]

The wife of fat guy that Shane killed would be next. That chicken leg breaking thing was kinda Hot.[/quote]

LOL.

Would suck for a woman in that group. The choices are limited to Shane, and uh, Shane, and then there is Shane…

Hmmm… Not Fair!

I don’t get why she had to break their legs though. Too fast otherwise?

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[quote]Christine wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Christine wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:
Maybe Shane is trying to make his own Nation?[/quote]

Well, the best way to insure that your genes get passed on is by procreating with as many people as possible.[/quote]

The wife of fat guy that Shane killed would be next. That chicken leg breaking thing was kinda Hot.[/quote]

LOL.

Would suck for a woman in that group. The choices are limited to Shane, and uh, Shane, and then there is Shane…

Hmmm… Not Fair!

I don’t get why she had to break their legs though. Too fast otherwise?
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Ha, The guys have it worse. Trying to hold onto humanity and not get all crazy rapey what are the options.

Left hand right hand. Chicken killer or Andrea…

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Christine’s obsession with Shane is equal to our combined hatred of Rick’s wife
(I refuse to call her by name)

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This week was pretty boring. I was hoping for something more sinister than the guys wife and step son in the barn. They are really dragging out the missing little girl. They need more killing and less talking…

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[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Christine’s obsession with Shane is equal to our combined hatred of Rick’s wife
(I refuse to call her by name)

[/quote]

Her name is Lori and she’s freakin perfect.

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[quote]Colin Wilson wrote:
This week was pretty boring. I was hoping for something more sinister than the guys wife and step son in the barn. They are really dragging out the missing little girl. They need more killing and less talking…[/quote]

Sorry man, this show will always have more talking than killing. Even the books drag on for pages and pages without even a zombie in sight.

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[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Ok, if it is the Virus, then it must be bad news. Rick doesn’t seem to have as much hope as he used to in the first season. And if he did have good news, he’s told no one.[/quote]

This. Rick vaguely mentions it in the beginning scene. Prolly something along the lines of “There is no cure. We are doomed”.

Also, lol @ using the morning after pill (which apparently comes in 2-piece value packs?! for the redneck skanks) to try and kill a week/month old fetus.

And yeah, fuck that old man. Most useless fucker in the group. Let’s not forget he didn’t see a zombie herd coming from miles away… Now he’s just mad because Shane banged his pseudo-daughter.

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[quote]Dre the Hatchet wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Ok, if it is the Virus, then it must be bad news. Rick doesn’t seem to have as much hope as he used to in the first season. And if he did have good news, he’s told no one.[/quote]

This. Rick vaguely mentions it in the beginning scene. Prolly something along the lines of “There is no cure. We are doomed”.

Also, lol @ using the morning after pill (which apparently comes in 2-piece value packs?! for the redneck skanks) to try and kill a week/month old fetus.

And yeah, fuck that old man. Most useless fucker in the group. Let’s not forget he didn’t see a zombie herd coming from miles away… Now he’s just mad because Shane banged his pseudo-daughter.[/quote]

sheeeeeeet, pops wants that azz. He is playing the old man shit a little hard. Getting into everyones shit. But I did like how he didn’t blink with Shane…"BRING IT YA YOUNG FUCKER, IVE BEEN TO NAM’

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[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Dre the Hatchet wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Ok, if it is the Virus, then it must be bad news. Rick doesn’t seem to have as much hope as he used to in the first season. And if he did have good news, he’s told no one.[/quote]

This. Rick vaguely mentions it in the beginning scene. Prolly something along the lines of “There is no cure. We are doomed”.

Also, lol @ using the morning after pill (which apparently comes in 2-piece value packs?! for the redneck skanks) to try and kill a week/month old fetus.

And yeah, fuck that old man. Most useless fucker in the group. Let’s not forget he didn’t see a zombie herd coming from miles away… Now he’s just mad because Shane banged his pseudo-daughter.[/quote]

sheeeeeeet, pops wants that azz. He is playing the old man shit a little hard. Getting into everyones shit. But I did like how he didn’t blink with Shane…"BRING IT YA YOUNG FUCKER, IVE BEEN TO NAM’[/quote]

Didn’t back down? Shane owned that old man…

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Dre the Hatchet wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Ok, if it is the Virus, then it must be bad news. Rick doesn’t seem to have as much hope as he used to in the first season. And if he did have good news, he’s told no one.[/quote]

This. Rick vaguely mentions it in the beginning scene. Prolly something along the lines of “There is no cure. We are doomed”.

Also, lol @ using the morning after pill (which apparently comes in 2-piece value packs?! for the redneck skanks) to try and kill a week/month old fetus.

And yeah, fuck that old man. Most useless fucker in the group. Let’s not forget he didn’t see a zombie herd coming from miles away… Now he’s just mad because Shane banged his pseudo-daughter.[/quote]

sheeeeeeet, pops wants that azz. He is playing the old man shit a little hard. Getting into everyones shit. But I did like how he didn’t blink with Shane…"BRING IT YA YOUNG FUCKER, IVE BEEN TO NAM’[/quote]

Didn’t back down? Shane owned that old man…[/quote]

A Threat only works if it puts fear in the other guy. If not its just a bunch of words. That old fart is like 3x Shane age and he gave him the crazy old man eye and didn’t budge. “do it ya young fuck…do it” hahahahaha

Why I give this old guy credit for that scene only.

1- He knows Shane was at least THINKING of shooting Rick, hell he had rick in his sights.
2- He suspects Shane had more to do with otis not coming back
3-He TOLD SHANE HE KNOWS ALL THE ABOVE, and still told him to fuck off.

say what you want about that nosey old fuck he is not scared of Shane.