The Walking Dead Season 2

[quote]four60 wrote:

What am I missing…Oh yeah FUCK Lori!! Wtf was that BS she was saying " how can you keep this from me" when she found out Rick knew the old man wanted them gone. Yeah it’s break her leg throw her in with the Zombies time.
[/quote]

This shit made me chuckle … what a hypocritical bitch … I was on the fence about her and her past behavior until this episode and specifically when she let this flaming pile of donkey dicks escape her dick suckin’ whore’s lips

[quote]Christine wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]Christine wrote:
Fuck ya’ll and the Lori hate. How would you fucktwats behave if you were pregnant during the zombie apocalypse?
[/quote]

Simple, I wouldn’t get pregnant during the zombie apocalypse.

[/quote]

Easy for you to say.[/quote]

And easy for any rational human being to do.

We wouldn’t have to deal with her manipulative bullshit if she would have just said “Rick, I’m pregnant” or “Rick, I don’t want to get pregnant and bring a baby into this horrible world”.

Plain and Simple.

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]Christine wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]Christine wrote:
Fuck ya’ll and the Lori hate. How would you fucktwats behave if you were pregnant during the zombie apocalypse?
[/quote]

Simple, I wouldn’t get pregnant during the zombie apocalypse.

[/quote]

Easy for you to say.[/quote]

And easy for any rational human being to do.

We wouldn’t have to deal with her manipulative bullshit if she would have just said “Rick, I’m pregnant” or “Rick, I don’t want to get pregnant and bring a baby into this horrible world”.

Plain and Simple.[/quote]

How about “Rick, I was sleeping with Shane when I thought you were dead/never coming back. It was a crazy week. I broke it off once you showed back up. By the way, he is a bit unhinged/conflicted and made an attempt at forcing himself on me when we were all blitzed on wine at the CDC before the smartest remaining Dr. in world decided we would all be better off going JonesTown via fuel air explosives. I really WANT the baby to be yours, but I’m not sure if I want the YOUR baby at all. As a plus I am no longer burning through (what we can only assume to be) a dwindling supply of feminine hygiene products…and we’re out of seasoned salt.”

Regards,

Robert A

[quote]Robert A wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]Christine wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]Christine wrote:
Fuck ya’ll and the Lori hate. How would you fucktwats behave if you were pregnant during the zombie apocalypse?
[/quote]

Simple, I wouldn’t get pregnant during the zombie apocalypse.

[/quote]

Easy for you to say.[/quote]

And easy for any rational human being to do.

We wouldn’t have to deal with her manipulative bullshit if she would have just said “Rick, I’m pregnant” or “Rick, I don’t want to get pregnant and bring a baby into this horrible world”.

Plain and Simple.[/quote]

How about “Rick, I was sleeping with Shane when I thought you were dead/never coming back. It was a crazy week. I broke it off once you showed back up. By the way, he is a bit unhinged/conflicted and made an attempt at forcing himself on me when we were all blitzed on wine at the CDC before the smartest remaining Dr. in world decided we would all be better off going JonesTown via fuel air explosives. I really WANT the baby to be yours, but I’m not sure if I want the YOUR baby at all. As a plus I am no longer burning through (what we can only assume to be) a dwindling supply of feminine hygiene products…and we’re out of season salt.”

Regards,

Robert A[/quote]

Ditto.

AGHHHH wtf did the CDC guy tell him!!!

[quote]four60 wrote:
AGHHHH wtf did the CDC guy tell him!!![/quote]

We will never know.

My vote is it is either a.) baby or b.) has to do with the virus/cause of zombies.

Regards,

Robert A

Ok, if it is the Virus, then it must be bad news. Rick doesn’t seem to have as much hope as he used to in the first season. And if he did have good news, he’s told no one.

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Ok, if it is the Virus, then it must be bad news. Rick doesn’t seem to have as much hope as he used to in the first season. And if he did have good news, he’s told no one.[/quote]

The look on his face when the CDC guy whispered was total defeat.
That was not good news.

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Ok, if it is the Virus, then it must be bad news. Rick doesn’t seem to have as much hope as he used to in the first season. And if he did have good news, he’s told no one.[/quote]

The look on his face when the CDC guy whispered was total defeat.
That was not good news.[/quote]

“Rick…I boned your wife as well…”

[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Ok, if it is the Virus, then it must be bad news. Rick doesn’t seem to have as much hope as he used to in the first season. And if he did have good news, he’s told no one.[/quote]

The look on his face when the CDC guy whispered was total defeat.
That was not good news.[/quote]

“Rick…I boned your wife as well…”[/quote]

At least he got a few meals, some booze, and hot water out of that.

Regards,

Robert A

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Chris Colucci wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I had a dream that I boned Lori.

It was awesome. [/quote]
Because she is a bone.[/quote]
^.

[quote]WWCD-LINY wrote:
If baby dies, zombie in utero?[/quote]
What, you haven’t seen the Dawn of the Dead remake? Question answered.

I told my girlfriend, as soon as Shane drove up to Andrea after the log shooting scene, “These two have just got to do it already.” So, yeah, I guess we can add “Well, go on then” to the list of effective pick-up lines. Right up there with “Don’t just stare at it. Eat it.” and “Suck me, beautiful.”

And that chick’s little pep talk to Glen, “You’re a leader and you don’t know it.” No, he isn’t. And I think he’s smart enough to know that.

Other than that, pretty good episode in terms of setting the stage for the action to pick up, finally. Next week should be a crazy way to leave off before break. Predictions: Walkers get out of the barn. Shane kills Herschel. Carol accepts that they won’t find Sophia, bangs Daryl, and becomes walker chow soon thereafter.[/quote]

OK am I the only one that thought that Andrea was throwing the PUSSY at Daryl the “Bionic Redneck” with that “can I do anything for you…anything” line. He lost a point from me on that one. [/quote]

She was just trying to apologize for shooting his ass. She wasn’t hitting on him at all!

Just because a woman talks to a guy, doesn’t mean she wants to sleep with him! What kind of bitch would she be if she didn’t apologize?

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]Christine wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]Christine wrote:
Fuck ya’ll and the Lori hate. How would you fucktwats behave if you were pregnant during the zombie apocalypse?
[/quote]

Simple, I wouldn’t get pregnant during the zombie apocalypse.

[/quote]

Easy for you to say.[/quote]

And easy for any rational human being to do.

We wouldn’t have to deal with her manipulative bullshit if she would have just said “Rick, I’m pregnant” or “Rick, I don’t want to get pregnant and bring a baby into this horrible world”.

Plain and Simple.[/quote]

I say the obvious answer is to allow only gay sex during the first stages of the zombie apocalypse. This way no one has to worry about pregnancy.

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:
Ok I’m having a hard time with how Rick took that news. FUCK THAT!!![/quote]

I would just like to point out that a woman wrote this episode … that’s how a woman would WANT a man to react :)[/quote]

How the fuck was he supposed to react?

Hit her?

He yelled at her. He didn’t give her any comfort. He was basically an ass. What more do you guys want?

[quote]Christine wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:
Ok I’m having a hard time with how Rick took that news. FUCK THAT!!![/quote]

I would just like to point out that a woman wrote this episode … that’s how a woman would WANT a man to react :)[/quote]

How the fuck was he supposed to react?

Hit her?

He yelled at her. He didn’t give her any comfort. He was basically an ass. What more do you guys want?[/quote]

um…

Anal rape?

h/k-------

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Christine wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:
Ok I’m having a hard time with how Rick took that news. FUCK THAT!!![/quote]

I would just like to point out that a woman wrote this episode … that’s how a woman would WANT a man to react :)[/quote]

How the fuck was he supposed to react?

Hit her?

He yelled at her. He didn’t give her any comfort. He was basically an ass. What more do you guys want?[/quote]

um…

Anal rape?

h/k-------[/quote]

That way she couldn’t get pregnant.

Oh… wait…

[quote]Christine wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Chris Colucci wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I had a dream that I boned Lori.

It was awesome. [/quote]
Because she is a bone.[/quote]
^.

[quote]WWCD-LINY wrote:
If baby dies, zombie in utero?[/quote]
What, you haven’t seen the Dawn of the Dead remake? Question answered.

I told my girlfriend, as soon as Shane drove up to Andrea after the log shooting scene, “These two have just got to do it already.” So, yeah, I guess we can add “Well, go on then” to the list of effective pick-up lines. Right up there with “Don’t just stare at it. Eat it.” and “Suck me, beautiful.”

And that chick’s little pep talk to Glen, “You’re a leader and you don’t know it.” No, he isn’t. And I think he’s smart enough to know that.

Other than that, pretty good episode in terms of setting the stage for the action to pick up, finally. Next week should be a crazy way to leave off before break. Predictions: Walkers get out of the barn. Shane kills Herschel. Carol accepts that they won’t find Sophia, bangs Daryl, and becomes walker chow soon thereafter.[/quote]

OK am I the only one that thought that Andrea was throwing the PUSSY at Daryl the “Bionic Redneck” with that “can I do anything for you…anything” line. He lost a point from me on that one. [/quote]

She was just trying to apologize for shooting his ass. She wasn’t hitting on him at all!

Just because a woman talks to a guy, doesn’t mean she wants to sleep with him! What kind of bitch would she be if she didn’t apologize? [/quote]

WTF does want have to do with it. She didn’t Want to shoot him but she did. It’s the end of the world her options are small who knows what she would have did if he would have asked.

[quote]Christine wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:
Ok I’m having a hard time with how Rick took that news. FUCK THAT!!![/quote]

I would just like to point out that a woman wrote this episode … that’s how a woman would WANT a man to react :)[/quote]

How the fuck was he supposed to react?

Hit her?

He yelled at her. He didn’t give her any comfort. He was basically an ass. What more do you guys want?[/quote]

Yell?? Rick was in shock, he almost had the look of a guy about to pass out. Hell he even helped her with her excuse “I know, you thought I was dead, the world was ending you felt comfort with Shane”

What guy YOU know would give his woman a premade excuse for fucking his best friend?

I would have asked did you know this motherfucker was alone with me with a gun???

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Christine wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Chris Colucci wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I had a dream that I boned Lori.

It was awesome. [/quote]
Because she is a bone.[/quote]
^.

[quote]WWCD-LINY wrote:
If baby dies, zombie in utero?[/quote]
What, you haven’t seen the Dawn of the Dead remake? Question answered.

I told my girlfriend, as soon as Shane drove up to Andrea after the log shooting scene, “These two have just got to do it already.” So, yeah, I guess we can add “Well, go on then” to the list of effective pick-up lines. Right up there with “Don’t just stare at it. Eat it.” and “Suck me, beautiful.”

And that chick’s little pep talk to Glen, “You’re a leader and you don’t know it.” No, he isn’t. And I think he’s smart enough to know that.

Other than that, pretty good episode in terms of setting the stage for the action to pick up, finally. Next week should be a crazy way to leave off before break. Predictions: Walkers get out of the barn. Shane kills Herschel. Carol accepts that they won’t find Sophia, bangs Daryl, and becomes walker chow soon thereafter.[/quote]

OK am I the only one that thought that Andrea was throwing the PUSSY at Daryl the “Bionic Redneck” with that “can I do anything for you…anything” line. He lost a point from me on that one. [/quote]

She was just trying to apologize for shooting his ass. She wasn’t hitting on him at all!

Just because a woman talks to a guy, doesn’t mean she wants to sleep with him! What kind of bitch would she be if she didn’t apologize? [/quote]

WTF does want have to do with it. She didn’t Want to shoot him but she did. It’s the end of the world her options are small who knows what she would have did if he would have asked.
[/quote]

Well, I guess that crazy redneck is a better man than you then?

You really expect him to ask for sex? Hey, babe. Since you almost killed me and all, can I tap that ass?

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Christine wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:
Ok I’m having a hard time with how Rick took that news. FUCK THAT!!![/quote]

I would just like to point out that a woman wrote this episode … that’s how a woman would WANT a man to react :)[/quote]

How the fuck was he supposed to react?

Hit her?

He yelled at her. He didn’t give her any comfort. He was basically an ass. What more do you guys want?[/quote]

Yell?? Rick was in shock, he almost had the look of a guy about to pass out. Hell he even helped her with her excuse “I know, you thought I was dead, the world was ending you felt comfort with Shane”

What guy YOU know would give his woman a premade excuse for fucking his best friend?

I would have asked did you know this motherfucker was alone with me with a gun???[/quote]

Oh, he knew. Watch the scene again. He knew. He knows that the crotch-spawn might be Shane’s too.

Shane is, supposedly, his best friend. Why would either of them think that Shane is crazy enough to kill Rick.

(I think that Shane and Lori were bumping pre-zombies, that is when the shit is gonna hit.)