The Tool Thread

[quote]That One Guy wrote:
Are we still listing tools?

Lil Wayne[/quote]

AGREED

He, along with Rihanna, are the specific reasons why I don’t listen to my local rap station. They are both in every other song… but Lil Wayne is the bigger tool, I wanted to punch him after one of his interveiws. I can’t beleive I used to like the guy’s music.

That crazy blonde singer chick who used to be hot but then turned into the trailer trash she was always supposed to be.

Britney Spears.

—>Everyone involved with “Bromance”!!

also, people who eat waffles.

ugh.

Everybody on American Idol is a tool for the record company and the tv station and the winner makes an album or two and is never heard from again.

If that ain’t a tool I don’t know what is.

[quote]B rocK wrote:
also, people who eat waffles.

ugh.[/quote]

You gonn’ pay for that.

[quote]thrasher wrote:
Everybody on American Idol is a tool for the record company and the tv station and the winner makes an album or two and is never heard from again.

If that ain’t a tool I don’t know what is.[/quote]

I would think that promoting Thrasher magazine by using their logo as your avatar makes YOU a tool.

lol

jk.

I used to love Thrasher. Haven’t seen an issue in 20 years, but I still skate!

[quote]Vicomte wrote:
DANE COOK

Where did my generation go wrong?

And people say I have poor taste.[/quote]

Agreed I hate him. He is actually the least funny thing I have ever seen in my life.

[quote]AngryVader wrote:
Doug Adams wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
roybot wrote:
Mark Steven Johnson (for burying two of the most promising comic book adaptations)

'Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer - these sadistic tools inflicted Scary Movie and its variants on us (that’s right! They are responsible for them all)…

Excellent choices. The Friedbert & Seltzer combo have caused me to waste several hours of my life and simultaneously killed a few brain cells as well.

Award for ‘most promising fledgling tool’ goes to Channing Tatum.

heheh…you hate Channing Tatum almost as much as Doug Adams hates Paul Walker. :slight_smile:

I just watched another terrible Channing Tatum movie last weekend. He’s quickly rising to the top of my list.

Believe me, my radar is honed in on the possible bogey known as Channing Tatum. If he does a poor job in G.I. Joe…

However, I’m not claiming him, or even Paul Walker, or even shudder Hayden Christensen to be tools. “The media” is not propping these guys up. They have their fans and studios are banking on the fact that those fans will see the movies, along with people who don’t know any better. These facts do not make them tools.

David Caruso, OTOH, IS a tool.

This is true. I haven’t really seen those three do anything that would make me call them out for being a tool. The stuff Christensen’s been guilty of would definitely qualify him as being a pussy or a baby though (chasing a fan down the street for saying he ruined Star Wars, asking Lucasfilm lawyer to sue Kevin Smith for saying he sucked).

Tatum and Walker are definitely guilty of being bad actors though.[/quote]

Did I mention that Channing Tatum used to be an Abercrombie model?

Man, you guys brought up names I hadn’t even heard of in years.

I think I should be angry at you guys for that.

Oh, and carrot top.

[quote]roybot wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
Doug Adams wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
roybot wrote:
Mark Steven Johnson (for burying two of the most promising comic book adaptations)

'Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer - these sadistic tools inflicted Scary Movie and its variants on us (that’s right! They are responsible for them all)…

Excellent choices. The Friedbert & Seltzer combo have caused me to waste several hours of my life and simultaneously killed a few brain cells as well.

Award for ‘most promising fledgling tool’ goes to Channing Tatum.

heheh…you hate Channing Tatum almost as much as Doug Adams hates Paul Walker. :slight_smile:

I just watched another terrible Channing Tatum movie last weekend. He’s quickly rising to the top of my list.

Believe me, my radar is honed in on the possible bogey known as Channing Tatum. If he does a poor job in G.I. Joe…

However, I’m not claiming him, or even Paul Walker, or even shudder Hayden Christensen to be tools. “The media” is not propping these guys up. They have their fans and studios are banking on the fact that those fans will see the movies, along with people who don’t know any better. These facts do not make them tools.

David Caruso, OTOH, IS a tool.

This is true. I haven’t really seen those three do anything that would make me call them out for being a tool. The stuff Christensen’s been guilty of would definitely qualify him as being a pussy or a baby though (chasing a fan down the street for saying he ruined Star Wars, asking Lucasfilm lawyer to sue Kevin Smith for saying he sucked).

Tatum and Walker are definitely guilty of being bad actors though.

Did I mention that Channing Tatum used to be an Abercrombie model?

[/quote]

I didn’t know that about him. It certainly doesn’t help his cause. In fact, I think that’s two strikes in my book. If he sucks in G.I. Joe, then that will be third.

I was hoping for a thread about tools…

[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
rock27 wrote:
ctschneider wrote:
Vicomte wrote:

Have you seen the South Park with Bono? It’s one of my favorites.

Best. Episode. Ever.

How can somebody who gives so much to charity still be the biggest shit in history!

He IS the record.

It kills me every time he comes into a room… “yeah yeah yeah yeah yyyeeeeeaaaaahhhh”[/quote]

LOL hahahaha that south park was so fuckin funny.

[quote]rock27 wrote:
Jay Leno - I find hime incredibly un-funny
Rob Scneider
Adam Sandler
Ben Affleck
Mark Wahlberg
[/quote]

How ya doin mr goat? Say hello to your mutha for me

Michael Moore
Cher
Matt Damon
Rosie O’Donnell
Oprah
Blink 182

[quote]UB07 wrote:
rock27 wrote:
Jay Leno - I find hime incredibly un-funny
Rob Scneider
Adam Sandler
Ben Affleck
Mark Wahlberg

How ya doin mr goat? Say hello to your mutha for me[/quote]

“L O fucking L”

That skit was so funny! But yeah, he became a tool in my book after he threatened to beat up the actor. Laugh at yourself once, fuck.

He’s still a badass actor, though.

[quote]blaque.ops wrote:
Keira Knightly, Ne-Yo, Lil Wayne, Reese Witherspoon, Audrey Harrison, and Michael Phelps.[/quote]

How could I forget Michael Phelps?

I’d seriously consider putting my fist through his face if I ever see him.

Seriously.

[quote]Vicomte wrote:
blaque.ops wrote:
Keira Knightly, Ne-Yo, Lil Wayne, Reese Witherspoon, Audrey Harrison, and Michael Phelps.

How could I forget Michael Phelps?

I’d seriously consider putting my fist through his face if I ever see him.

Seriously.[/quote]

You DO know he would just eat it, right?

And follow it up with some fried-egg sandwiches, a couple of hamburgers, Prof X, and some swimming.

[quote]Otep wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
blaque.ops wrote:
Keira Knightly, Ne-Yo, Lil Wayne, Reese Witherspoon, Audrey Harrison, and Michael Phelps.

How could I forget Michael Phelps?

I’d seriously consider putting my fist through his face if I ever see him.

Seriously.

You DO know he would just eat it, right?

And follow it up with some fried-egg sandwiches, a couple of hamburgers, Prof X, and some swimming.[/quote]

Ha! I laughed at that one.