[quote]rock27 wrote:
ctschneider wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
Have you seen the South Park with Bono? It’s one of my favorites.
Best. Episode. Ever.
How can somebody who gives so much to charity still be the biggest shit in history![/quote]
He IS the record.
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
rock27 wrote:
ctschneider wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
Have you seen the South Park with Bono? It’s one of my favorites.
Best. Episode. Ever.
How can somebody who gives so much to charity still be the biggest shit in history!
He IS the record.[/quote]
It kills me every time he comes into a room… “yeah yeah yeah yeah yyyeeeeeaaaaahhhh”
[quote]SSC wrote:
Why the fuck since that ONE interview does everyone hate on Zach Braff so much? I guarantee without that, no one would have even thought of him. Extremely stupid.
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It wasn’t the interview that did it. It’s the fact that he has built an entire career on being girly. Watch Garden State, which he wrote and directed, and tell me this guy isn’t a tool.
[quote]rock27 wrote:
ctschneider wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
Have you seen the South Park with Bono? It’s one of my favorites.
Best. Episode. Ever.
How can somebody who gives so much to charity still be the biggest shit in history![/quote]
Because apparently not liking a celebrity automatically makes that celebrity a tool. rolls eyes
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
rock27 wrote:
ctschneider wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
Have you seen the South Park with Bono? It’s one of my favorites.
Best. Episode. Ever.
How can somebody who gives so much to charity still be the biggest shit in history!
He IS the record.
It kills me every time he comes into a room… “yeah yeah yeah yeah yyyeeeeeaaaaahhhh”[/quote]
That had me crying every time.
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
RSGZ wrote:
Otep wrote:
Wait a minute, Fred Durst? How far back does this list go? I mean, can we implicate Marie Antoinette? Nero?
I thought there was a time horizon on this or something.
Hey, guess what?
Limp Bizkit have announced they’re getting back together.
I just wish Wes and Lethal would form their own band, the world can do without Durst. And since Lincoln Park basically took the whole genre, pussied it up and ran with it what else would Limp have to offer?
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You heard Black Light Burns, with Borland as the lead vocalist?
[quote]timbofirstblood wrote:
SSC wrote:
Why the fuck since that ONE interview does everyone hate on Zach Braff so much? I guarantee without that, no one would have even thought of him. Extremely stupid.
It wasn’t the interview that did it. It’s the fact that he has built an entire career on being girly. Watch Garden State, which he wrote and directed, and tell me this guy isn’t a tool.
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Garden State is redeemed by Natalie Portman. I would act like Braff to pull trim like that, if I had to.
But really, I just want to rip his lips off his face and stomp on them.
Does that make me a bad person?
I think every person featured in any given week of Us Magazine is probably a tool.
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
Garden State is redeemed by Natalie Portman. I would act like Braff to pull trim like that, if I had to.
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I love Natalie Portman but had a hard time getting over her decision to do whatever it was she did with Braff. I prefer to pretend nothing (including the movie) ever happened.
Are we still listing tools?
Lil Wayne
I’ll second Stephen Seagal
Matt Damon gets on my wick
Dr. Phil
David Caruso - I want to punch myself in the face when I see him.
[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
David Caruso - I want to punch myself in the face when I see him.[/quote]
LOL!
I’ll add
Ashton Kutcher (sp)
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
I think every person featured in any given week of Us Magazine is probably a tool.[/quote]
I love that you said that … On that topic Paris Hilton and those little “celebutants” … I want to round them all up, put them on a space probe and aim it for the sun … You could call it a shed with all those damn tools on board
I agree with most of the names said so far. Especially Dane Cook and Fred Durst. I’ll add to the list:
Brody Jenner
The entire cast of Hills.
Freddie Prince Jr.
Bam Margera
Just about everyone that’s been on The Real World or Road Rules.
Just about everyone that’s been on a VH1 reality show.
Hell, just about everyone that’s been on any reality show.
Everyone else…
…and Hugh Jackman.
(That last one was a joke. I’m channeling Dr. Cox.)
Tom Green
Russell Brand
Matthew McConaughey
Russell Crowe (strictly for off-camera antics)
Enrique Iglesias
Ricky Martin
Mark Steven Johnson (for burying two of the most promising comic book adaptations)
'Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer - these sadistic tools inflicted Scary Movie and its variants on us (that’s right! They are responsible for them all)…
Award for ‘most promising fledgling tool’ goes to Channing Tatum.
[quote]roybot wrote:
Mark Steven Johnson (for burying two of the most promising comic book adaptations)
'Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer - these sadistic tools inflicted Scary Movie and its variants on us (that’s right! They are responsible for them all)…[/quote]
Excellent choices. The Friedbert & Seltzer combo have caused me to waste several hours of my life and simultaneously killed a few brain cells as well.
heheh…you hate Channing Tatum almost as much as Doug Adams hates Paul Walker. 
I just watched another terrible Channing Tatum movie last weekend. He’s quickly rising to the top of my list.
Keira Knightly, Ne-Yo, Lil Wayne, Reese Witherspoon, Audrey Harrison, and Michael Phelps.
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
roybot wrote:
Mark Steven Johnson (for burying two of the most promising comic book adaptations)
'Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer - these sadistic tools inflicted Scary Movie and its variants on us (that’s right! They are responsible for them all)…
Excellent choices. The Friedbert & Seltzer combo have caused me to waste several hours of my life and simultaneously killed a few brain cells as well.
Award for ‘most promising fledgling tool’ goes to Channing Tatum.
heheh…you hate Channing Tatum almost as much as Doug Adams hates Paul Walker.
I just watched another terrible Channing Tatum movie last weekend. He’s quickly rising to the top of my list. [/quote]
Believe me, my radar is honed in on the possible bogey known as Channing Tatum. If he does a poor job in G.I. Joe…
However, I’m not claiming him, or even Paul Walker, or even shudder Hayden Christensen to be tools. “The media” is not propping these guys up. They have their fans and studios are banking on the fact that those fans will see the movies, along with people who don’t know any better. These facts do not make them tools.
David Caruso, OTOH, IS a tool.
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
[i][u]Brody Jenner
The entire cast of Hills.[/u][/i]
Freddie Prince Jr.
Bam Margera
Just about everyone that’s been on The Real World or Road Rules.
Just about everyone that’s been on a VH1 reality show.
Hell, just about everyone that’s been on any reality show.[/quote]
I wish I could add more emphasis… although I do find a select few reality shows to be entertaining, like Rob & Big(duck and cover!)
[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
roybot wrote:
Mark Steven Johnson (for burying two of the most promising comic book adaptations)
'Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer - these sadistic tools inflicted Scary Movie and its variants on us (that’s right! They are responsible for them all)…
Excellent choices. The Friedbert & Seltzer combo have caused me to waste several hours of my life and simultaneously killed a few brain cells as well.
Award for ‘most promising fledgling tool’ goes to Channing Tatum.
heheh…you hate Channing Tatum almost as much as Doug Adams hates Paul Walker.
I just watched another terrible Channing Tatum movie last weekend. He’s quickly rising to the top of my list.
Believe me, my radar is honed in on the possible bogey known as Channing Tatum. If he does a poor job in G.I. Joe…
However, I’m not claiming him, or even Paul Walker, or even shudder Hayden Christensen to be tools. “The media” is not propping these guys up. They have their fans and studios are banking on the fact that those fans will see the movies, along with people who don’t know any better. These facts do not make them tools.
David Caruso, OTOH, IS a tool.
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This is true. I haven’t really seen those three do anything that would make me call them out for being a tool. The stuff Christensen’s been guilty of would definitely qualify him as being a pussy or a baby though (chasing a fan down the street for saying he ruined Star Wars, asking Lucasfilm lawyer to sue Kevin Smith for saying he sucked).
Tatum and Walker are definitely guilty of being bad actors though.