Celebrities You'd Like to Dropkick

I know this is childish of me, but I no longer care.

Old tv show tunes and digital camera commercial jingles were ringing in my head most of the day yesterday, and I couldn’t figure out why. So I hummed the song to myself to try to figure it out. My answer was then painfully revealed.

I had seen/heard Ashton Kutcher 7 seperate times yesterday:

  1. That 70’s show commercial, I think it plays on 3 fucking networks
  2. Shitty Camera Commercial with ugly chicks hanging off of him
  3. Went over my fiance’s house and that shitty B movie with him and Camron Diaz’ was on
  4. Came home and the Camera commercial was on again… Grrrr…
  5. Family member was watching dude where’s my car when i got home from the gym
  6. Kid at the gym had a Punk’d T shirt on with his fucking face on it.
  7. THE FUCKING CAMERA COMMERCIAL AGAIN!

Understand, I very rarely sit down and watch TV. Rarely meaning almost never.

He is EVERYWHERE! I hope he slowly fades into the black like that stupid from home improvement or Macaulay Culkin or the Olsen Twins or OD’s on heroin and Reefer like the rest of those fucks. It’s driving me insane and I would gladly dropkick him down a cascading valley if it were not to draw even more media attention to him.

Overall, he’s probably a nice guy, besides being a So-Cal douche, and not being funny. I wish the best for him, but seriously, get the fuck out of my life.

Childish at best, whatever.

Anyone else sick of constant celebrity bombardment?

Oprah.


Maggie Gyylenhal!

Not only does she have a face to make a train take a dirt road,but apparently she’s arrogant and keeps putting her foot in her mouth.
And she looks like she’s from that Twilight Zone episode where it’s normal to be ugly:

OMG YES! I was so happy she fell off that building in The Dark Knight!

Keep em Coming!

[quote]Sarev0k wrote:
OMG YES! I was so happy she fell off that building in The Dark Knight!

Keep em Coming![/quote]

She didn’t fall off a building - she got blown up.

Taylor Swift!!!

She has no business singing and I can’t beleive she can’t hear herself on her award shows singing off key. She doesn’t even deserve to share the same stage as some of the artists she won awards over… Ridiculous!!!

Gillian McKeith. Fucking bitch.

Imma let ya’ll finish, but Kanye is the all time most deserving of a dropkick. Of all time!

[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
Imma let ya’ll finish, but Kanye is the all time most deserving of a dropkick. Of all time![/quote]

5 minutes earlier and your post would have been bang on timing wise.

Fucking drag.

[quote]Jereth127 wrote:
Gillian McKeith. Fucking bitch.[/quote]

Yes!

Jordan/Katie Price.

Right in the funbags. Slag.

x10 to Taylor Swift!

FUCK!!! My coworker listens to a local country station and I hear “You belong with me” at least 3 times a day. Popular is one thing, but the same song every 3 hours? I’m losing my goddamn mind.

Oh, and the Rock. For his Tooth Fairy movie that my kid says ‘looks so funny!’ Ugh.

Childish or not, epic thread imho.

[quote]RSGZ wrote:

[quote]Jereth127 wrote:
Gillian McKeith. Fucking bitch.[/quote]

Yes![/quote]

Gillian McKeith AKA Skeletor

[quote]Nards wrote:
Maggie Gyylenhal!

Not only does she have a face to make a train take a dirt road,but apparently she’s arrogant and keeps putting her foot in her mouth.
And she looks like she’s from that Twilight Zone episode where it’s normal to be ugly:[/quote]

Id have to agree here, but to add yet another doucher “Ellen Pompeo”!!! Again another botox victim with the mouth of a duckbilled platapus!! Id love to kick her down a steep flight of stairs!!!

[quote]Rational Gaze wrote:

[quote]RSGZ wrote:

[quote]Jereth127 wrote:
Gillian McKeith. Fucking bitch.[/quote]

Yes![/quote]

Gillian McKeith AKA Skeletor[/quote]

gillian mckeith looks like that part in the movie “the howling” when the guy starts to change into the werewolf and his bone structure alters ROFL!!!

[quote]Nards wrote:
Maggie Gyylenhal!

Not only does she have a face to make a train take a dirt road,but apparently she’s arrogant and keeps putting her foot in her mouth.
And she looks like she’s from that Twilight Zone episode where it’s normal to be ugly:[/quote]

That episode is called “Eye of the Beholder”

[quote]LJ4174 wrote:
Taylor Swift!!!

She has no business singing and I can’t beleive she can’t hear herself on her award shows singing off key. She doesn’t even deserve to share the same stage as some of the artists she won awards over… Ridiculous!!![/quote]

Oh god I know, shes awful, I watched per perform on good morning America or some shit, and she sounded horrible and no one cared. Digitally enhancing your music a little is one thing, but giving you an entirely different voice is another.

Outside her, Christian bale, I used to think he good, until the backstage crap happened, and then after that how he acted with some interview with GQ, ill give you the short story, the douche bag levels he has incurred go on par with bono.

There are probably a few, but the first to pop in my head is Matthew Mcounaghey [sp?]. My oldest brother and a good friend each met him on two seperate unrelated occasions and both say he’s a world class cocksucker. He’s one of those people who I don’t understand how he got famous and he comes across as unbearably douchey. He deserves a Texas sized beating.

All those Twilight douchebags.

[quote]SkyNett wrote:

[quote]Sarev0k wrote:
OMG YES! I was so happy she fell off that building in The Dark Knight!

Keep em Coming![/quote]

She didn’t fall off a building - she got blown up. [/quote]

Thats right, my memory is off, she was saved by batman when she fell if i am correct (this time)