[quote]Chushin wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
NICEST POSTER(S): Cushin, Pat, IH.
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Aww, thanks Jen.
Means a lot to me.
But PLEASE learn how to spell my damn name!!! :-)[/quote]
He’s only nice until you spell his name wrong.
[quote]Chushin wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
NICEST POSTER(S): Cushin, Pat, IH.
[/quote]
Aww, thanks Jen.
Means a lot to me.
But PLEASE learn how to spell my damn name!!! :-)[/quote]
He’s only nice until you spell his name wrong.
[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
[quote]Chushin wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
NICEST POSTER(S): Cushin, Pat, IH.
[/quote]
Aww, thanks Jen.
Means a lot to me.
But PLEASE learn how to spell my damn name!!! :-)[/quote]
He’s only nice until you spell his name wrong.
[/quote]
boy howdy~
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
NICEST POSTER(S): Cushin, Pat IH.
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Thanks Spock, I am pretty sure you’re alone in this but I’ll take anything I can get :). Unless the ‘IH’ means something else which means I apologize for my premature hubris…
NEW POSTERS WHO MAKE YOUR TOES CURL UP AND MAKE FISTS AWARD GOES TO:
chocolatechips, bhappy and lorez
[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
[quote]Chushin wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
NICEST POSTER(S): Cushin, Pat, IH.
[/quote]
Aww, thanks Jen.
Means a lot to me.
But PLEASE learn how to spell my damn name!!! :-)[/quote]
He’s only nice until you spell his name wrong.
[/quote]
He’s nice even when he’s mean…
Grossest Avatar in history - BrownDisaster. It makes my stomach turn.
[quote]Cortes wrote:
[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:
Most informative in matters of life and culture:
Jewbacca, beans, and Cortes
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Well I’m flattered. I didn’t even expect to receive a mention. Thank you.
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I would nominate you as nicest, or most mature…
[quote]Christine wrote:
I haven’t read this thread, but has TheThirdRuffian (I think that’s close) been nominated for best saga to hit SAMA?
Strippers, gambling, police, drugs, skiing, threesomes, suicide attempts…
That thread had something for everyone.[/quote]
Pyscho wasn’t a stripper. She was a black jack dealer who wanted to fuck on film.
Much classier.
[quote]Chushin wrote:
[quote]Christine wrote:
[quote]on edge wrote:
[quote]Christine wrote:
I haven’t read this thread, but has TheThirdRuffian (I think that’s close) been nominated for best saga to hit SAMA?
Strippers, gambling, police, drugs, skiing, threesomes, suicide attempts…
That thread had something for everyone.[/quote]
Now you can add marriage to the list Chrissy.[/quote]
Who go married?
Was there a shotgun and baby involved.
Who did the brides hair?
Please tell me the cops busted up a drunken brawl.[/quote]
Naw, TTR is engaged to a JEWISH girl and is going to CONVERT!
Other than that, his life has apparently been pretty boring compared to the famed saga.
But he’s still cool as shit.
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Well, thank you.
There was a drunken rage from mom (very Catholic) mom who was more upset about me marrying a “white girl” than anything.
My step father, who is an Opus Dei (very, very Catholic) senior member, has been surprisingly cool, primarily because my fiancee is very cool.
[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:
[quote]Chushin wrote:
[quote]Christine wrote:
[quote]on edge wrote:
[quote]Christine wrote:
I haven’t read this thread, but has TheThirdRuffian (I think that’s close) been nominated for best saga to hit SAMA?
Strippers, gambling, police, drugs, skiing, threesomes, suicide attempts…
That thread had something for everyone.[/quote]
Now you can add marriage to the list Chrissy.[/quote]
Who go married?
Was there a shotgun and baby involved.
Who did the brides hair?
Please tell me the cops busted up a drunken brawl.[/quote]
Naw, TTR is engaged to a JEWISH girl and is going to CONVERT!
Other than that, his life has apparently been pretty boring compared to the famed saga.
But he’s still cool as shit.
[/quote]
Well, thank you.
There was a drunken rage from mom (very Catholic) mom who was more upset about me marrying a “white girl” than anything.
My step father, who is an Opus Dei (very, very Catholic) senior member, has been surprisingly cool, primarily because my fiancee is very cool.
[/quote]
Is the future Mrs Ruff traditional with her faith?
The first time I was mentioned by my then-gf, (Jewish) to her mother, the first thing she asked was:
Mother: “Is he Jewish?”
Daughter: “No, he is not…”
Mother: “You failed me”
[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:
[quote]Christine wrote:
I haven’t read this thread, but has TheThirdRuffian (I think that’s close) been nominated for best saga to hit SAMA?
Strippers, gambling, police, drugs, skiing, threesomes, suicide attempts…
That thread had something for everyone.[/quote]
Pyscho wasn’t a stripper. She was a black jack dealer who wanted to fuck on film.
Much classier.[/quote]
Didn’t she want to move to Texas to become a stripper, or porn star, or hooker, or something or other?
Anyway, congratulations on your engagement.

“sucks they left” award goes to: MODOK, BONEZ217, Boshidobadboy, Ebomb5522
“Thank GOD they didn’t leave” award goes to: theMightySTU
“keeping nooobs in check” crowd control goes to: Chris Colucci
“taking on the permabulk dragon” and saving insulin sensitivity: Zraw, Maiden3.16, Gregron
“inspiration thread of 2012” goes to: Zraw’s comp thread
“person who should post more” goes to : Myosaurus
[quote]imhungry wrote:
Is the future Mrs Ruff traditional with her faith?
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Modern orthodox. Not Jewbacca, but close, I think. She’s going to wear a head covering or wig when we get married. Wants me to wear a hat (which I do anyway) and not shave with a razor (you can leave stubble). Had my last tamale 3 months ago.
Ah, when I met her parents, it was:
Daughter: "Look at who I am dating. He’s been approved by the Beit Dein (or however it is spelled) and is in the process of converting — he’s already done the ‘hard part.’ (giggle).
Mother: “Oh, how wonderful. Jews-by-choice make the best Jews. You’re very tall. What do you do? Oh, you run a company. Oh, you OWN the company! And you went to college where? Wonderful! You have a house? Let me look it up on Zillow. Oh! No mortgage! And have you ever been married? No! Children. No? Want children? Yes. How come you’re not married? Army! Oh, my! You know, with your coloration and nose, you could be Sephardic! You look just like those tall Israelis we saw. So handsome! You know, there was a Jewish Indian chief? Yes, really! No, not the one from ‘Blazing Saddles!’ How funny!”
(The future Mrs. Ruff planned this out well. We actually had a dress rehearsal of answers. That was all in one breath, BTW.)
The dad was more like so-you’re-the-Indian-whose-been-fucking-my-daughter. But he’s mellowed out, I think largely because he realized his daughter loves me. Plus, he was a Marine in Vietnam and read my DD-214 I left on my desk in the guest room as if I was filing something for the VA, ON PURPOSE.*
They do not approve of the fact we’ve been humping like rabbits pre-marriage, but some things are non-negotiable.
[quote]Christine wrote:
[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:
[quote]Christine wrote:
I haven’t read this thread, but has TheThirdRuffian (I think that’s close) been nominated for best saga to hit SAMA?
Strippers, gambling, police, drugs, skiing, threesomes, suicide attempts…
That thread had something for everyone.[/quote]
Pyscho wasn’t a stripper. She was a black jack dealer who wanted to fuck on film.
Much classier.[/quote]
Didn’t she want to move to Texas to become a stripper, or porn star, or hooker, or something or other?
Anyway, congratulations on your engagement. [/quote]
California, primarily. I think she WAS a stripper in Dallas, but that was pre-me.
Interestingly, she texted me on the day I got engaged telling me how much she loved me.
It’s like crazy-girl radar.