The Testes 2012

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

BEST DWARF ON A SKATEBOARD: Iron Dwarf

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Heh.

Not like I had any real competition.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

BEST DWARF ON A SKATEBOARD: Iron Dwarf

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Heh.

Not like I had any real competition.
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[quote]Vagina Whisperer wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

BEST DWARF ON A SKATEBOARD: Iron Dwarf

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Heh.

Not like I had any real competition.
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OMGOMGOMGOMG!!!

I got two nominations! :smiley:

Christmas came early this year friends…

K thinking of mine BRB.

[quote]super saiyan wrote:

[quote]Vagina Whisperer wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

BEST DWARF ON A SKATEBOARD: Iron Dwarf

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Heh.

Not like I had any real competition.
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LOL!

I’m actually quite adept at it!

FUNNIEST POSTER: Ct. Rockula, duhhhh!

NICEST POSTER(S): Cushin, Pat IH.

POSTER I MISS THE MOST:DoveOFWar. I KNOW he’s been gone for years, but I’ll Never stop missing hiM!!!

POSTER WHO I WANT TO BE LIKE WHEN I GROW UP: DarkNinjaa

FAVORITE ALBERTAN POSTER: That guy who started a thread a long time ago that was like “hello from Alberta” or something, and we all asked WHERE in Alberta he was from, BUT HE NEVER ANSWERED!!! GAH! Couldn’t get that out of my head. Whatta lil goober. And Sturat, even though he barely contributes anything HAHAH.

FAVORITE GUITAR PLAYER: Postholedigger…!

BEST GINGER: EDGY

POSTER WHO SEEMS TO HAVE HAD THE LEAST DULL MOMENTS IN HIS LIFE: Pusharder

POSTER WHO I WANT TO MEET THE MOST: StormTheBeach cause I think just meeting him would add around 100lbs to my deadlift, ha!

FAVE POWERLIFTER: StormTheBeach

POSTER WHOSE LACK OF NOMINATIONS FOR ME HURT ME THE MOST: Pimpbot…:confused:

POSTER WHO I WOULD MOST WANT TO GO GET DRUNK WITH: Angry Chicken

K sorry if I forgot anyoneee!!!

[quote]Edgy wrote:
best prolific sex machine - Spock81

most sensational poster of 2012 - Orion

cute Canadian award - KOThreat

Cutest couple - tied for ImHUNGry and Greenie and DJHT and JLo

most controversial poster award - DarkNinjaa

Missing persons award - Tootles27

Best ass bar none award - DebraD[/quote]

SORRY Testes, but the Missing Person Award has to go to BONEZ 217, where the hell is he ?

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
Okay here are my noms for this year:

MOST MISSED POSTERS: Mascherano, Hallowed, Dasher, RogueVamp, Greeneyes, Marauder Meat

MISSING IN ACTION: YoMamma

EPIC SHODOWN OF THE YEAR: Maraudermeat vs Swolle.

POSTERS HATERS ALWAYS GONNA HATE: Professor X

BEST GIFS POSTERS: Derek, IH, Supersaiyan

BEST WEIRD SHIT POSTERS: DB Cooper, Count Rockula

BEST ARTISTIC POSTER: Frank Yang.

Best FEMALE ‘‘argumentators’’ IN WOMEN-BASHING THREADS: Emily Q, Jackiejacked,

SWEETEST/SEX MACHINE/ GEEKY FEMALE poster: Spock81

BEST NEW POSTER OF THE YEAR: HoustonGuy and his trillions accounts.

MOST DISGRUNTLED POSTER: Orion

MOST NEUTRAL POSTER: Edgy, the ginger Viking.

BEST TRANSFORMATION OF THE YEAR: Zraw

BEST COMBAT FORUM POSTERS: LondonBoxer123, Robert A, Sentoguy, FightingIrish

BEST BADASS NUTS BUSTER in the Politics forum: VTBalla

BEST DWARF ON A SKATEBOARD: Iron Dwarf

FUNNIEST AND MOST RANDOM: Nards, Rockula

MOST ARGUMENTATIVE AND INSIGHTFUL(including the ones I don’t always agree with):
Batman170, Orion, cortes, Countingbeans, Lorez and… Houstonguy and his trillions accounts.

POSTER WITH THE MOST WHITE screen vids: Kevin M

MOST PERSISTENT POSTER OF THE YEAR: Houstonguy and his trillions accounts.

BEST COMICS GEEKS: Professor X, Roybot, KevinM

I’ll see if I can come up with some more later.

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Thank you, DarkNinjaa! :slight_smile: I’m truly flattered and honored that anyone here even recognizes my name.

Question: If you’re nominated for an Emmy and you win, you receive an Emmy. If you’re nominated for a Teste and you win, you receive…?

[quote]Jackie_Jacked wrote:

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
Okay here are my noms for this year:

MOST MISSED POSTERS: Mascherano, Hallowed, Dasher, RogueVamp, Greeneyes, Marauder Meat

MISSING IN ACTION: YoMamma

EPIC SHODOWN OF THE YEAR: Maraudermeat vs Swolle.

POSTERS HATERS ALWAYS GONNA HATE: Professor X

BEST GIFS POSTERS: Derek, IH, Supersaiyan

BEST WEIRD SHIT POSTERS: DB Cooper, Count Rockula

BEST ARTISTIC POSTER: Frank Yang.

Best FEMALE ‘‘argumentators’’ IN WOMEN-BASHING THREADS: Emily Q, Jackiejacked,

SWEETEST/SEX MACHINE/ GEEKY FEMALE poster: Spock81

BEST NEW POSTER OF THE YEAR: HoustonGuy and his trillions accounts.

MOST DISGRUNTLED POSTER: Orion

MOST NEUTRAL POSTER: Edgy, the ginger Viking.

BEST TRANSFORMATION OF THE YEAR: Zraw

BEST COMBAT FORUM POSTERS: LondonBoxer123, Robert A, Sentoguy, FightingIrish

BEST BADASS NUTS BUSTER in the Politics forum: VTBalla

BEST DWARF ON A SKATEBOARD: Iron Dwarf

FUNNIEST AND MOST RANDOM: Nards, Rockula

MOST ARGUMENTATIVE AND INSIGHTFUL(including the ones I don’t always agree with):
Batman170, Orion, cortes, Countingbeans, Lorez and… Houstonguy and his trillions accounts.

POSTER WITH THE MOST WHITE screen vids: Kevin M

MOST PERSISTENT POSTER OF THE YEAR: Houstonguy and his trillions accounts.

BEST COMICS GEEKS: Professor X, Roybot, KevinM

I’ll see if I can come up with some more later.

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Thank you, DarkNinjaa! :slight_smile: I’m truly flattered and honored that anyone here even recognizes my name.

Question: If you’re nominated for an Emmy and you win, you receive an Emmy. If you’re nominated for a Teste and you win, you receive…?[/quote]

A good tea-baggin’.

[quote]Spock81 wrote:
POSTER WHOSE LACK OF NOMINATIONS FOR ME HURT ME THE MOST: Pimpbot…:confused:
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DAAAAAWWW thank you!! Although I’m not quite sure what I’d be nominated for. I’m kind of just a well-wisher, in that I do not wish anybody any specific harm.

“Best Weird Shit Poster”. Fuck, that’s like getting nominated for Best Soundtrack in a Foreign Film Short at the Screen Actors Guild Award. But I crave attention and accolades so I’ll take it however I can get it. Thanks DN! You fucking purple-cunted little whore.

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

I’m never coming back to this site. I can’t even get a single fucking nomination this year and now you’re seriously starting to scare the shit out of me on top of it all.[/quote]

That’s not what you said last night…

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Of course it’s not what I said last night. What I said last night was, “Plshhl Shtp Aarning, Yuu hrrtng maauh”, which translates to “Please stop DarkNinja, you’re hurting me” while pumped full of decamethonium, gallamine and barbiturates with a billiard ball duct-taped into my now toothless mouth.

Do you realize what you fucking cost me in dental bills each month?

I haven’t read this thread, but has TheThirdRuffian (I think that’s close) been nominated for best saga to hit SAMA?

Strippers, gambling, police, drugs, skiing, threesomes, suicide attempts…

That thread had something for everyone.

Cock plug ?

Clearly some of you never have had a catheter put in, while awake.

I would welcome waterboarding compared to that shit.

I’ll throw a nomination out there for highest signal to noise ratio. That is, just quality post after quality post across all forums: Anonym.

Dude slayed it in the Wheat Belly thread and then again recently in one of the PWI religion threads.

Bodybuilding threads, politics and religion, or GAL, doesn’t really matter, he just really has some good things to say, and more importantly, says them well.

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
Cock plug ?

Clearly some of you never have had a catheter put in, while awake.

I would welcome waterboarding compared to that shit.[/quote]

Oh dear god that hurts.

[quote]Christine wrote:
I haven’t read this thread, but has TheThirdRuffian (I think that’s close) been nominated for best saga to hit SAMA?

Strippers, gambling, police, drugs, skiing, threesomes, suicide attempts…

That thread had something for everyone.[/quote]

Now you can add marriage to the list Chrissy.

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
I’ll throw a nomination out there for highest signal to noise ratio. That is, just quality post after quality post across all forums: Anonym.

Dude slayed it in the Wheat Belly thread and then again recently in one of the PWI religion threads.

Bodybuilding threads, politics and religion, or GAL, doesn’t really matter, he just really has some good things to say, and more importantly, says them well.

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He even almost hung with me in a vaccination thread!

[quote]on edge wrote:

[quote]Christine wrote:
I haven’t read this thread, but has TheThirdRuffian (I think that’s close) been nominated for best saga to hit SAMA?

Strippers, gambling, police, drugs, skiing, threesomes, suicide attempts…

That thread had something for everyone.[/quote]

Now you can add marriage to the list Chrissy.[/quote]

Who go married?

Was there a shotgun and baby involved.

Who did the brides hair?

Please tell me the cops busted up a drunken brawl.