The Swolest Rap Artist

[quote]rocksolid12 wrote:

MY goal is to get so big i have to walk sideways to get through a door![/quote]

LMAO! ok swoll??? I’m going to go with not the swollest rapper. I put 50 and Busta in their primes as being the most jacked but here is a short rapper/porn star/porn director looking jacked as well and maybe even a little bit more proportionate IMO but still not better than the 2 mentioned prior. Plus he smashed Laurence Fishburne’s daughter. lol.

[quote]LarryDavid wrote:
At one point a couple of years ago Dr. Dre looked pretty big.

Anyway there have been a few big dudes in hip hop. 50 Cent, at one point Busta, even Timbo was kind of muscular at one point albeit sort of soft.[/quote]

Timbo is not a rapper… but he is pretty fucking big. I’ve seen him in person and he has thighs like fucking tree trunks.

[quote]iflyboats wrote:

[quote]LarryDavid wrote:
At one point a couple of years ago Dr. Dre looked pretty big.

Anyway there have been a few big dudes in hip hop. 50 Cent, at one point Busta, even Timbo was kind of muscular at one point albeit sort of soft.[/quote]

Timbo is not a rapper… but he is pretty fucking big. I’ve seen him in person and he has thighs like fucking tree trunks.[/quote]

Then that would mean that Dr. Dre is not either??? I’m going to pretend this isn’t them rapping right now. You try and do the same. Just because producing makes more money if 45 mins then making a whole rap cd doesn’t mean a producer can’t rap. Many producers can rap but just don’t because it’s not worth it. Why make million buck from selling a million songs when you can make one beat and make $450k? Timbo was and still may be a buff rapper/producer.

I bet the original rapper is a shit ton bigger and stronger than most people on this site. . .

[quote]SSC wrote:
I bet the original rapper is a shit ton bigger and stronger than most people on this site. . .[/quote]

???

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]SSC wrote:
I bet the original rapper is a shit ton bigger and stronger than most people on this site. . .[/quote]

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Nothing, just seems to be a whole hell of a lot of shit talking about him. Maybe it’s because Prof X did, I don’t know.

Whatever, he’s a fucking rapper. They’re suppose to claim to be the best and have the biggest ego… it’s what fuels the business.

And seriously, it’s simply a song by a low budget artist.

People = Haters

[quote]SSC wrote:
Nothing, just seems to be a whole hell of a lot of shit talking about him. Maybe it’s because Prof X did, I don’t know.

Whatever, he’s a fucking rapper. They’re suppose to claim to be the best and have the biggest ego… it’s what fuels the business.

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Yea - like I said earlier, I think the guy looks pretty jacked actually. Next to Phil Heath? No, of course not, but he still looks pretty big and conditioned.

I just didn’t care for the song. Even as a rock guy, there’s still a lot of rap that I love, and this just felt kinda lame.

But agree on the “I’m swole” being just the typical boastfulness that defines a lot of rap stuff. : )

[quote]iflyboats wrote:

[quote]LarryDavid wrote:
At one point a couple of years ago Dr. Dre looked pretty big.

Anyway there have been a few big dudes in hip hop. 50 Cent, at one point Busta, even Timbo was kind of muscular at one point albeit sort of soft.[/quote]

Timbo is not a rapper… but he is pretty fucking big. I’ve seen him in person and he has thighs like fucking tree trunks.[/quote]

Eehh…I’d call him a rapper, too. He may stick to the hooks on songs he does for other artists but on his solo stuff and his stuff with Magoo he raps a lot. If you rap you can be called a rapper even if your a producer first. Dr. Dre, Havoc, Black Milk, Timbaland, and of course Kanye West. It’s not much of a stretch.

[quote]SSC wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]SSC wrote:
I bet the original rapper is a shit ton bigger and stronger than most people on this site. . .[/quote]

???[/quote]

Nothing, just seems to be a whole hell of a lot of shit talking about him. Maybe it’s because Prof X did, I don’t know.

Whatever, he’s a fucking rapper. They’re suppose to claim to be the best and have the biggest ego… it’s what fuels the business.

And seriously, it’s simply a song by a low budget artist.

People = Haters[/quote]

Talking shit? He’s bigger than MOST people, period. That doesn’t mean he is the “swollest rapper” which is all I am focusing on. Mel e Mel was mentioned…and the dude is jacked. He follows bodybuilding shows and has since he first started performing. I would expect someone to be BIGGER than that to make the claim the “original rapper” did.

I’m not trying to take shit away from him.

I’ve seen this guy before. He’s been trying to get a record deal for years using youtube. If he can make it as a model, so be it, but why act surprised when people bigger than the guy point out that his claim is bogus?

That doesn’t make anyone a hater.

Let me say though that I do agree that it seemed as if EVERYONE AND THEIR MOMMA logged in to berate the guy when I doubt most responding at first even listen to rap music.

LOL @ X taking Rock Solid’s claims to be a the swollest rapper so serious his vagina gets all cramped up.

He’s a rapper for fucks sake!!! It’s in the attitude! Every rapper’s gonna come off like: Yo, I’m the hardest thug, I’m the ultimate coke king pin, I’m the best rapper alive! I mean, would you say in your lyrics sth like "I’m a pretty decent hustla, yo, move medium-sized stacks and ride in my Toyota Prius with a solid mileage.

I find it refreshing that this guy actually made a song about sth positive (i.e. drug free bodybuilding) as opposed to shooting cops and starting shit up in the club.

[quote]Dre the Hatchet wrote:
LOL @ X taking Rock Solid’s claims to be a the swollest rapper so serious his vagina gets all cramped up.

He’s a rapper for fucks sake!!! It’s in the attitude! Every rapper’s gonna come off like: Yo, I’m the hardest thug, I’m the ultimate coke king pin, I’m the best rapper alive! I mean, would you say in your lyrics sth like "I’m a pretty decent hustla, yo, move medium-sized stacks and ride in my Toyota Prius with a solid mileage.

I find it refreshing that this guy actually made a song about sth positive (i.e. drug free bodybuilding) as opposed to shooting cops and starting shit up in the club.[/quote]

Uh, yeah, me stating he isn’t big enough somehow means vaginas got involved.

What’s funny…is all of the creativity and the funny is missing from most of the posts of all of these people calling me out.

Mind you, all of the people degrading the guy for his lyrics and his look didn’t bother you.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Dre the Hatchet wrote:
LOL @ X taking Rock Solid’s claims to be a the swollest rapper so serious his vagina gets all cramped up.

He’s a rapper for fucks sake!!! It’s in the attitude! Every rapper’s gonna come off like: Yo, I’m the hardest thug, I’m the ultimate coke king pin, I’m the best rapper alive! I mean, would you say in your lyrics sth like "I’m a pretty decent hustla, yo, move medium-sized stacks and ride in my Toyota Prius with a solid mileage.

I find it refreshing that this guy actually made a song about sth positive (i.e. drug free bodybuilding) as opposed to shooting cops and starting shit up in the club.[/quote]

Uh, yeah, me stating he isn’t big enough somehow means vaginas got involved.

What’s funny…is all of the creativity and the funny is missing from most of the posts of all of these people calling me out.

Mind you, all of the people degrading the guy for his lyrics and his look didn’t bother you.[/quote]

At the expense of sounding sexist, people with vaginas tend to be the ones who get all heated up over stupid small shit and “Oh, he said he’s the swollest, when he really isn’t, he- he can’t do that. It’s against the rules!!11” equals small shit, so in reverse…

Actually, the other posters acknowledged that he is indeed built. Some may find his lyrics whack, some dig it. I don’t have a beef with that, I’m just irritated that this rapper gets ripped on while promoting the bodybuilding lifestyle and talking about positive things.

Lol this Professor dude makes me laugh.

  1. you have to listen to rap to comment.

2)this mel guy follows bodybuilding so he is a hero and has a better body.

[quote]Charged wrote:
Lol this Professor dude makes me laugh.

  1. you have to listen to rap to comment.

2)this mel guy follows bodybuilding so he is a hero and has a better body.[/quote]

AHAHAHAHAH, THIS MEL GUY, ahahahahahahahah Please Please tell me your talking about the Furious Five’s mel ahahahahahahahahah…hahahahahahahaahah OH man Your post just made my day…Follows rap ahahahaahahahahahahah

Edit-Larry David get in here and school these Kids

Wow, he is old. They Dressed more like the Village people back when Rap first started. He was a kid and skinny but the man could rap.

Rofl that song is old and sucks dick. I didn’t say I follow rap i was mocking this black guy with an afro because thats the shit hes saying.

my face when this video was all over fit yesterday

[quote]Charged wrote:
Rofl that song is old and sucks dick. I didn’t say I follow rap i was mocking this black guy with an afro because thats the shit hes saying.[/quote]

OHHHHHH, I’m sorry, I just thought you got Rap and Wrap confused…I get it now…Get up off the floor now. Its cool you don’t follow Wrap…I mean Rap. You just came in to take a dump.

[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:

[quote]mr popular wrote:
Best part @ 1:35[/quote]

x2[/quote]