The Stupidest E-Mail Forward Ever

[quote]Stupid email says:

YOUNG PEOPLE NEED TO BE AWARE

No matter what our kids and the new generation think about us,

WE were blessed, and our babies didNOT have the shots, or the weird births that happen today???
MAKES ME WONDER???

OUR Lives are LIVING PROOF !!! nor did we see Doctors monthly, yearly or any such!! And many of us are
making it to our 90’s!!!

To Those of Us Born
1925 - 1970 :

At the end of this email is a quote of the month by Jay Leno.
If you don’t read anything else, please
read what he said.

Very well stated, Mr. Leno.

TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE 
1930s, '40s, '50s, '60s and '70s!! 

First, we survived being born to mothers who may have smoked

and/or drank

while they were pregnant.

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can,
and didn’t get tested for diabetes.

Then, after that trauma, we were
put to sleep on our tummies
in baby cribs covered
with bright colored lead-based paints.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, locks on doors
or cabinets,
and, when we rode our bikes,
we had baseball caps,
not helmets, on our heads.
As infants and children, we would ride in cars with no car
seats, no booster seats, no seat belts, no air bags, bald tires and
sometimes no brakes…
Riding in the back of a pick- up truck on a warm day was
always a special treat.
We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle.
We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle,
and no one actually died from this.
We ate cupcakes, white bread, real butter, and bacon. We drank
Kool-Aid made with real white sugar. And we weren’t overweight.
WHY?
Because we were always outside playing…that’s why!
We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long
as we were back when the streetlights came on.
No one was able to reach us all day.
–And, we were OKAY.
We would spend hours building
our go-carts out of scraps
and then ride them down the hill,
only to find out we forgot the brakes… After running into the
bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem…
We did not have Play Stations, Nintendos and X-boxes. There
were
no video games, no 150 channels on cable,
no video movies or DVDs,
no surround-sound or CDs,
no cell phones,
no personal computers,
no Internet and no chat rooms.
WE HAD FRIENDS
and we went outside and found them!
We fell out of trees, got cut,
broke bones and teeth,
and there were no lawsuits
from those accidents.
We would get spankings with wooden spoons, switches, ping-pong
paddles, or just a bare hand, and no one would call child services to
report abuse.

We ate worms, and mud pies
made from dirt, and
the worms did not live in us forever.

We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays, made up games
with sticks and tennis balls, and
-although we were told it would happen- we did not put out
very many eyes.

We rode bikes or walked to a friend’s house and knocked on the
door or rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them.
Little League had tryouts
and not everyone made the team.
Those who didn’t had to learn
to deal with disappointment.
Imagine that!!
The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was
unheard of. They actually sided with the law!
These generations have produced some of the best
risk-takers,
problem solvers, and inventors ever.

The past 50 to 85 years have seen an explosion of innovation
and new ideas…
We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we
learned how to deal with it all.
If YOU are one of those born
between 1925-1970, CONGRATULATIONS!
You might want to share this with others who have had the luck
to grow up as kids before the lawyers and the government regulated so
much of our lives for our own good.
While you are at it, forward it to your kids, so they will
know how brave and lucky their parents were.
Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors,
doesn’t it ?

The quote of the month 
by 
Jay Leno: 

"With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud

slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one
end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks,
are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of
Allegiance?"

For those that prefer to think that God is not watching over
us…go ahead and delete this.
For the rest of us…pass this on.
[/quote]

This is literally one of the dumbest fucking things I’ve ever read.

[quote]Steel Nation wrote:

[quote]Stupid email says:

YOUNG PEOPLE NEED TO BE AWARE

No matter what our kids and the new generation think about us,

WE were blessed, and our babies didNOT have the shots, or the weird births that happen today???
MAKES ME WONDER???

OUR Lives are LIVING PROOF !!! nor did we see Doctors monthly, yearly or any such!! And many of us are
making it to our 90’s!!!

To Those of Us Born
1925 - 1970 :

At the end of this email is a quote of the month by Jay Leno.
If you don’t read anything else, please
read what he said.

Very well stated, Mr. Leno.

TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE 
1930s, '40s, '50s, '60s and '70s!! 

First, we survived being born to mothers who may have smoked

and/or drank

while they were pregnant.

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can,
and didn’t get tested for diabetes.

Then, after that trauma, we were
put to sleep on our tummies
in baby cribs covered
with bright colored lead-based paints.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, locks on doors
or cabinets,
and, when we rode our bikes,
we had baseball caps,
not helmets, on our heads.
As infants and children, we would ride in cars with no car
seats, no booster seats, no seat belts, no air bags, bald tires and
sometimes no brakes…
Riding in the back of a pick- up truck on a warm day was
always a special treat.
We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle.
We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle,
and no one actually died from this.
We ate cupcakes, white bread, real butter, and bacon. We drank
Kool-Aid made with real white sugar. And we weren’t overweight.
WHY?
Because we were always outside playing…that’s why!
We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long
as we were back when the streetlights came on.
No one was able to reach us all day.
–And, we were OKAY.
We would spend hours building
our go-carts out of scraps
and then ride them down the hill,
only to find out we forgot the brakes… After running into the
bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem…
We did not have Play Stations, Nintendos and X-boxes. There
were
no video games, no 150 channels on cable,
no video movies or DVDs,
no surround-sound or CDs,
no cell phones,
no personal computers,
no Internet and no chat rooms.
WE HAD FRIENDS
and we went outside and found them!
We fell out of trees, got cut,
broke bones and teeth,
and there were no lawsuits
from those accidents.
We would get spankings with wooden spoons, switches, ping-pong
paddles, or just a bare hand, and no one would call child services to
report abuse.

We ate worms, and mud pies
made from dirt, and
the worms did not live in us forever.

We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays, made up games
with sticks and tennis balls, and
-although we were told it would happen- we did not put out
very many eyes.

We rode bikes or walked to a friend’s house and knocked on the
door or rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them.
Little League had tryouts
and not everyone made the team.
Those who didn’t had to learn
to deal with disappointment.
Imagine that!!
The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was
unheard of. They actually sided with the law!
These generations have produced some of the best
risk-takers,
problem solvers, and inventors ever.

The past 50 to 85 years have seen an explosion of innovation
and new ideas…
We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we
learned how to deal with it all.
If YOU are one of those born
between 1925-1970, CONGRATULATIONS!
You might want to share this with others who have had the luck
to grow up as kids before the lawyers and the government regulated so
much of our lives for our own good.
While you are at it, forward it to your kids, so they will
know how brave and lucky their parents were.
Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors,
doesn’t it ?

The quote of the month 
by 
Jay Leno: 

"With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud

slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one
end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks,
are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of
Allegiance?"

For those that prefer to think that God is not watching over
us…go ahead and delete this.
For the rest of us…pass this on.
[/quote]

This is literally one of the dumbest fucking things I’ve ever read.[/quote]

You do realize it’s a hoax and Jay Leno never said any of this, right? This thing has been floating around for close to 10 years that I can recall.

[quote]lewhitehurst wrote:
You do realize it’s a hoax and Jay Leno never said any of this, right? This thing has been floating around for close to 10 years that I can recall.[/quote]

I do realize that. I also realize that I’ve received this from family members probably 4 times in the last year, all with comments about how “right on” it is or some other nonsense. There are people out there that will read this and NOT say “holy shit, that is fucking retarded.”

I’m just venting anyhow.

[quote]Steel Nation wrote:

[quote]Stupid email says:

YOUNG PEOPLE NEED TO BE AWARE

No matter what our kids and the new generation think about us,

WE were blessed, and our babies didNOT have the shots, or the weird births that happen today???
MAKES ME WONDER???

OUR Lives are LIVING PROOF !!! nor did we see Doctors monthly, yearly or any such!! And many of us are
making it to our 90’s!!!

To Those of Us Born
1925 - 1970 :

At the end of this email is a quote of the month by Jay Leno.
If you don’t read anything else, please
read what he said.

Very well stated, Mr. Leno.

TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE 
1930s, '40s, '50s, '60s and '70s!! 

First, we survived being born to mothers who may have smoked

and/or drank

while they were pregnant.

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can,
and didn’t get tested for diabetes.

Then, after that trauma, we were
put to sleep on our tummies
in baby cribs covered
with bright colored lead-based paints.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, locks on doors
or cabinets,
and, when we rode our bikes,
we had baseball caps,
not helmets, on our heads.
As infants and children, we would ride in cars with no car
seats, no booster seats, no seat belts, no air bags, bald tires and
sometimes no brakes…
Riding in the back of a pick- up truck on a warm day was
always a special treat.
We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle.
We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle,
and no one actually died from this.
We ate cupcakes, white bread, real butter, and bacon. We drank
Kool-Aid made with real white sugar. And we weren’t overweight.
WHY?
Because we were always outside playing…that’s why!
We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long
as we were back when the streetlights came on.
No one was able to reach us all day.
–And, we were OKAY.
We would spend hours building
our go-carts out of scraps
and then ride them down the hill,
only to find out we forgot the brakes… After running into the
bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem…
We did not have Play Stations, Nintendos and X-boxes. There
were
no video games, no 150 channels on cable,
no video movies or DVDs,
no surround-sound or CDs,
no cell phones,
no personal computers,
no Internet and no chat rooms.
WE HAD FRIENDS
and we went outside and found them!
We fell out of trees, got cut,
broke bones and teeth,
and there were no lawsuits
from those accidents.
We would get spankings with wooden spoons, switches, ping-pong
paddles, or just a bare hand, and no one would call child services to
report abuse.

We ate worms, and mud pies
made from dirt, and
the worms did not live in us forever.

We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays, made up games
with sticks and tennis balls, and
-although we were told it would happen- we did not put out
very many eyes.

We rode bikes or walked to a friend’s house and knocked on the
door or rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them.
Little League had tryouts
and not everyone made the team.
Those who didn’t had to learn
to deal with disappointment.
Imagine that!!
The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was
unheard of. They actually sided with the law!
These generations have produced some of the best
risk-takers,
problem solvers, and inventors ever.

The past 50 to 85 years have seen an explosion of innovation
and new ideas…
We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we
learned how to deal with it all.
If YOU are one of those born
between 1925-1970, CONGRATULATIONS!
You might want to share this with others who have had the luck
to grow up as kids before the lawyers and the government regulated so
much of our lives for our own good.
While you are at it, forward it to your kids, so they will
know how brave and lucky their parents were.
Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors,
doesn’t it ?

The quote of the month 
by 
Jay Leno: 

"With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud

slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one
end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks,
are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of
Allegiance?"

For those that prefer to think that God is not watching over
us…go ahead and delete this.
For the rest of us…pass this on.
[/quote]

This is literally one of the dumbest fucking things I’ve ever read.[/quote]

If we were to make a list of the 500 stupidest things we’ve ever heard in this forum or on this site, this wouldn’t even come close to making the cut.

[quote]Steel Nation wrote:

[quote]lewhitehurst wrote:
You do realize it’s a hoax and Jay Leno never said any of this, right? This thing has been floating around for close to 10 years that I can recall.[/quote]

I do realize that. I also realize that I’ve received this from family members probably 4 times in the last year, all with comments about how “right on” it is or some other nonsense. There are people out there that will read this and NOT say “holy shit, that is fucking retarded.”

I’m just venting anyhow.[/quote]

First time Ive ever seen it. I really dont get the whole meaning of it. I hate most forwards as it is but if I received that one from a family member, I just might have to write them back something sweet.

Yeahhhh, I’m going to agree with DB Coop on this one. This does not even come close as the dumbest shyt I’ve read on Page 1 of GAL today.

CAN someone tell me how the kid that made his own fitted T-shirt ended back up on page 1. I think the mods are having flash backs to 2010 today. There are 3 bumps from almost 2yrs ago poping up.

OH and nothing beats the illuminatti vs Christian crap I see floating around. My own sister posted a video of Jay-Z being dissed by Hammer talking about WE christians need to wake up. NOW that is the dumbest FWD I have ever recieved.

I’m sending this to everyone I know right now…just to be safe.

[quote]Nards wrote:
I’m sending this to everyone I know right now…just to be safe.[/quote]

Don’t make me send you that Hammer video

^^^ what is it?

Do I get a wish from sweet l’il baby Jesus if I send it to 10 people in 10 minutes or 2 wishes if I send it to 20 people in 5 minutes?!!?!?!?!

I usually reply back with a link to one of the above.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

I usually reply back with a link to one of the above.[/quote]

This

On many forums you can bump an old post by posting and then deleting your post.

Of all the older posts that could have made it to page 1 via a bug, it is way too coincidental for that infamous celtics thread to appear on page 1… definitely the work of a troll.

I agree with the thought that playing outside (and learning that running through the mud at a metal swing set will hurt) is a good thing, and that kids are way too safe these days (I wasn’t, I lost a tooth to that swing set), but saying junk food and poison (lead based paint) are good things is just ridiculous.

Luckily I rarely receive forwards. Chain mails died anyways with he rise of social networking sites such as facebook and twitter, making it more efficient for people to spew their bullshit.

Woah, is this for real? I’m totally changing my future parenting style based on this.

I thought this was a rather witty satire on what people perceive as “healthy”.

But then again my humor glands are in their non receptive post menopausal stage so I’m probably wrong…