The Stupid Thread 2 (Part 2)

The author is probably already researching that topic.

Ok, another layered stupid story.

My dad likes to buy candy after the holidays since it’s discounted, and send a box to his grandkids. Great. Normally I’ll throw the whole thing out since if it’s in the house, people will find it.

But tonight I noticed a bag of mini snickers. Protein shake idea - chocolate MD, PB powder, steal the caramel my wife puts in her coffee, ice cubes - I’m good to go. Have some of the snickers with it.

Then I fuck up. The snickers bag wont open, and because I’m too lazy to walk the 10 feet to the kitchen to grab scissiors, I realize I have a voodoo chicken foot in my backpack. Perfect.

Then the family walks in and I have to explain why I’m holding this to open a bag of candy.

And that’s why we officially have a no dark sorcery rule in the house now.

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You’re Not You When You’re Hungry

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You wear a Fossil watch
 and have a backpack? The chicken foot doesn’t need an explanation but the rest?

It’s just the one that matched my outfit for the day. Is this Fossil hate? I like some of them them from an atheistic stand point, same as other brands that can be cheaper or more expensive. Watches are tools.

And I have 6 backpacks. One is the diaper/kids bag, one is a gym bag, one is a work/reading/coffeeshop bag, one is a camping bag, one is a travel overseas bag, and one is a bug out bag. And 2 knife rolls also, one for my events, one for other places.

Im actually re-doing my closet with pegs on one side to have them ready to go, since people keep going through them.

So preperation allows me to do stupid things more efficiently.

You don’t mind if I use this?

It’s my gift to the world.

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Do you mind if I steal your spelling, add a “p”, and introduce a new word to the Oxford english dictionary?

Voila: “prepperation” -people with means gearing up for the coming apocalypse.

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''It is a damn poor mind indeed which can’t think of at least two ways to spell any word." - Andrew Jackson

Steal it, but I want half credit.

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:rofl:

Oh, ok. 6 mos. probation instead of a year, cuz it’s 50% off!

:man_facepalming:

You have to admire the effort.

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In case you were wondering how Whiteness works according to IBM.



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You can reverse everything (e.g. change “Whiteness” to “Blackness”) and you’d be much, much closer to facts.
But for some reason, this would meet immediate resistance. And for some other reasons, Whites (and Asians) are too nice to point out the reasons behind Black systemic failure.

Some of the material, such as Blacks teaching ancient Greeks are so ridiculous, it might even be a trolljob.

It’s a deliberate distortion of facts. Ancient Greeks did go to Egypt, which is part of Africa. The funny thing is, the Egyptians supposedly taught the Greeks everything the Greeks knew and get credit for, yet most of those things are not found in Egypt.

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The obsession with claiming Africans (who may have been black, or partially black, or not at all black) did X, Y, and Z in the distant past is certainly weird(not as weird as the obsession with the whole Thomas Jefferson fathering kids by a half-black woman claim, but I digress). I don’t think the digging for these claims is done for any reasons other than to pacify black people and encourage them to live in the past. I suspect there are a bunch of Progressive white folks behind these efforts, since they’re obsessed with keeping blacks down.

Thats cuz the Jews left and took all of their knowledge and intellegence with them.

After that its just been a sand patch of decay.

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You saying they weren’t KANGZ??