An honest man, I can respect that.
I would rather have Amber Heard take a shit on my bed, 
I would rather Amber Heard not come anywhere near my bed lol.
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I used to find her attractive, but now Iām worried sheād give me rabies.
Tempting to test the theory, but probably better not to.
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You posted that crazy vs hot meme a bit back. For a short term relationship, hot should far outweigh crazy. Am I wrong?
for verification purposes
I think she falls under the orange zone tbh. We know sheās a vengeful bed-shitter.
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Orange for sure. I just was saying for a short term relationship. Short being in the hours not days type thing.
IDK man, thatās your call. Risk:Reward ratio is only okay on that one IMO.
Sheās not worth getting stabbed over, is what Iām saying.
In other useless news - AOC is apparently engagedā¦
I have questions for the person who put a ring on that.
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Sheās the wealthiest waitress Iāve ever known ofā¦ at least until she starts making enough money to go broke from her New Green Deal.
Her fiancee is going to Federline her for sure
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So many questions
If they have kids will she be a birthing person who chest feeds or a mother who breast feeds?
Will it be husband and wife at the wedding or non-descriptive long term partners?
Who dropped him on his head as a kid?
I also have a suspicion that this couple found each through some weird kink
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Like talking shit about Floridaās laws, but vacationing there?
I think her fiancee is just as likely to have a natural born baby and breast feed their children as the beautiful man he is.
We both already know the answer to this
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She identifies as a woman, sooo that should be obvious.
Similar to the above, just because she over the top supports LGBTQ+ doesnāt mean she canāt be a ānormalā straight person in her personal life without any qualms.
Sheās good looking, powerful, makes good money, charismatic. Checks a lot of my boxesā¦
The kink is called incestual capital Hill late night policy writing pushes. Late nights, lots of stress, seeing the same people all the time.
Is there an AOC and CaliG 4ever tattoo in the artwork stage yet?
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Most of my post was a jokeā¦
A lot of her ideas are quite ill-thought out in my opinion.
For example. I like the idea behind the āNew Green Dealā - Drive more efficient, less polluting energy sources and better conservation, but like most political dribble, its all rhetoric (this is one of the few true bipartisan things).
She is attractive objectively from purely a looks standpoint.
Powerful? Not really.
Makes good money? Not really.
Charismatic? A little, but mostly probably comes from her looks as she isnāt a great public speaker.
She is also dumber than a box of rocks.
This I agree with except for the stress and late nights. Congress doesnāt work very hard unless it is for re-election or acquiring ways to line their pockets.
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Even if she checked all the other boxes for a potential partner, this one is a no go.
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100% there is nothing worse than a dumb woman that is also rabidly left.
But wait, I repeat myself.
But where does she fall on the hot/crazy matrix?
Do we think sheās in the purple or orange zone? Other answers are acceptable
Personally would say either purple or āNo manās landā. All rides on the fact I canāt decide if sheās a 5 on the Hot axis or 5.1.
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