The Stupid Thread 2 (Part 1)

Is that even legal?

Children are being shot down every day in Chicago and she wasted time coming up with this meaningless attempt at virtue signaling.

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I don’t know. It sure isn’t very self aware.

I wonder if people like this realize how off putting stuff like this is, even to those who are left of center? I think the DEM leadership understands (the Pelosi / Shumer types), but I think people like this actually think stuff like this is supported by a majority of DEMs? They need a reality check.

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Didn’t he win something for Black Klansman? I think he’s been fairly been nominated or getting awards since Jungle Fever.

But I’m still not forgiving him for his Old Boy remake. How the fuck you make a a scene of a guy massacring his family look unintentionally funny?

Maybe they should also introduce a ā€œSo Bad It’s Goodā€ category.

Call it ā€œBest Worst Movieā€ or something? They can kick it off by paying tribute to past legends like Troll 2.

We now have so many visionary filmmakers like Neil Breen and the guy who made that movie about killer eagles or some other kind of birds. Why are we being so exclusionary? Why should only good movies be given accolades?

^This is a REAL movie. Google it if you don’t believe me, guys.

EDIT:

Oh, I found the killer eagle movie. It’s called ā€œBirdemicā€ LOLOLOL.

A Vietnamese guy made it. Come on. Show us your inclusivity, Hollywood.

The Neil Breen movie was a statement about political corruption and corporate greed. The Bird movie was about climate change affecting the Natural Order which inevitably causes free online bird gifs to bomb stock footage of cities causing stock adobe explosions.

Perfect Oscar material. Hell, they did nominate Black Panther for Best Picture, didn’t they?

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I don’t get the joke but I want to. Is there any way to explain it to me in a non-sensitive manner lol? Forget it if it’s not possible.

It’s something to do with Bach and the alignment of the cosmos.

I’m NOT making this up. Err… maybe half of it but still…

Oh God I’ve sat through so many music theory arguments amongst conservatory grads and over-zealous wannabes with diplomas for over an hour at a time and I wished guns were legal here so I could shoot myself every single time.

They’re like fucking Japanese cartoon or Star Wars prequel fanboys when they start arguing stupid shit about minute things and bring up shit like math principles and consistency with the alignment of stars and constellations.

Oh yeah, Bach was watching the fucking stars and wondering why Pluto was considered a planet every time he wrote a fucking Fugue. Oh the repetition and resurfacing themes from the previous movements that come full circle like the fucking Star Wars prequels.

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Lopar’s link explains it better than I would’ve, but yeah, I’ve just always heard that 88 = HH = Heil Hitler.

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8 is a lucky number over here lol. It sounds like the word ā€œprosperā€ in Mandarin. Then again, we also have swastikas which are religious symbols. Fucking colonizers stealing our shit again and turning them into something else.

Oh yeah, also, when I say ā€œbye byeā€, I type ā€œ88ā€ cos it kinda sounds like it when I’m chatting online in Chinese. Most people do it. I’m a Nazi!

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Same, actually. Native Americans have considered swastikas an important symbol for a while, and its meaning has nothing to do with the Nazis, haha. It’s a little hard to use it anymore though without confusing people.

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So did you steal our shit or did we steal yours’s?

Battle of the Colonized!

(For sensitive people, I’m just joking. I don’t give a flying fuck.)

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https://whirlinglog.com/

Earliest one here was found in 200 BC - 500 BC. But we probably stole it from you - you guys have been doing a lot more for a lot longer. That’s why you’re taking all the minority spots up at Harvard and Yale

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:joy:

Seriously I know balls about the religion with the swastika other than it’s supposed to be Buddhist. Maybe they stole it from the South Asian Indians who stole it from you.

(I know you’re not the same race. We did steal Buddhism from them, though.)

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Maybe! Why can’t we all just get along :pensive:

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My 1-88 was literal as a riff (hehe) on guitar tab. My omitting black keys was funny until l got called out by an OG Nativist. I’m declaring non Non Binary as penance.

:grin:

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Wow. Russian army ad vs US army ad

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They pretty much said the same words.

Oh dear lord. Maybe we are trying to lull the rest of the world into complacency.

Hmm… what is, Magic eight ball ā€œall signs point to noā€? for 800 Alex.

There are none of those here… We refused to accept their participation trophies. You’re safe for now.

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Is that a parody?

If it isn’t, I’d think it was targeted at children. Are you guys secretly trying to indoctrinate young kids into early enlistment in the military? It’s brilliant! The South Asian Jihadists and CCP salute you!

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https://www.bloombergquint.com/coronavirus-outbreak/covid-is-airborne-scientists-say-now-authorities-think-so-too

I was literally checking my surroundings for any sign that I was lucid dreaming again when I read this.

COVID is airborne? Really? A virus emitted from the respiratory tract can be spread through the air?

You just blew my mind.

Is water wet too?

How many years did it take to prove that grass is green?

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