The Stupid Thread 2 (Part 1)

haha … mine likes to recite the alphabet at varying speeds … fuckin’ cracks me up man

That shit that throws me for a loop is these local municipalities don’t have the benefit of owning the printing press - they can’t fabricate money out of thin air (like the Feds can and do much to my chagrin).

There’s a thing called deadweight loss in public economics - in this case, it’d be a fuckin deadweight blackhole

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I think we may have already passed the event horizon in this case.
No going back now. So woke we can’t sleep no more

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The official racial classification system of the University of California reads like a woke version of apartheid South Africa.

While this system is deeply deranged, I have to give them kudos for being attentive to detail and explicitly name dropping Circassians and Assyrians.

Also, Somalis are apparently white.

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If you’re of European descent, you are white, but if you are of Spanish origin you are Hispanic. Is Spain no longer in Europe?

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It’s the whole of Iberia … not just Spain. I’m mostly Portuguese and a little Basque … I’m almost as not white as they come … my French side is problematic … on the fence about my Sardinian side…

… On the bright side it’s doing wonders propping up my stock portfolio

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But they have that Moorish mixed blood from North Africa…which according to the chart is also white… I give up.

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Don’t tell the afrocentrists that.

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I was tempted to post this, but it’s honestly too mind boggling stupid. Somalis are crackers now, who knew?

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Easy to see Africans appear to be a singular phenotype, while Asian Indians, Bangladeshis, and Pakistanis are totally different. Maybe the Arabian peninsula difference would fit the sarcasm better.

“Aks” looks like a typo.

So many stupid stories come out of Florida which is strangely enough a state that is often listed as must win for our Presidential elections. I feel like that is telling us something.

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Did…did Covid write this?

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It’s more that Florida has the third largest population in the country and can be flipped red or blue (unlike CA).

Also, having lived in Florida for over for years now, the heat will make people do crazy things. And, swamp-billy is a real people group.

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Interesting graph, especially the fact that Sweden and the US have similar death rates and decline in GDP despite the polar opposite approaches to dealing with virus.

I have always thought the response to this thing has been purely political. No denying the severity of the virus in certain populations, but the economic impact will disproportionately affect those on the lower middle class to poor end. When that happens, a change in “leadership” will be called for, even though current leaders likely had minimal effect on the overall medical outcome.

Ridiculous. While the rest of the world is still grappling with this thing, Kiwis are enjoying a fully opened economy. The writer is a moron. They will have a fully V shaped recovery and are by many accounts already there.

She’s pretty hot too.

I only discovered “Asian” was considered a race like 2 years ago. Which means I didn’t know my actual race for 38 years.

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Not that I really care, though. Just find it amusing.

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