The Stupid Thread 2 (Part 1)

I believe most Roman soldiers were volunteers.

After the reforms of Marius.

Texas man? You sure it wasn’t Florida man???

Brigham Young University-Idaho checking reports of students intentionally contracting COVID-19 to sell plasma

Brigham Young University-Idaho said it is investigating reports of students who have intentionally exposed themselves or others to COVID-19 with the hope of getting the disease and being paid for plasma that contains antibodies.

The private university in Rexburg, Idaho, shared the development in a statement posted on its website Monday, saying it was “deeply troubled” by the accounts.

“The university condemns this behavior and is actively seeking evidence of any such conduct among our student body,” the school said. “Students who are determined to have intentionally exposed themselves or others to the virus will be immediately suspended from the university and may be permanently dismissed.”

The university warned that it may be forced to transition to a fully-remote instruction model if recent COVID-19 trends in surrounding Madison County and across Idaho continue.

“The contraction and spread of COVID-19 is not a light matter. Reckless disregard for health and safety will inevitably lead to additional illness and loss of life in our community,” the school said. “We urge all members of the campus community to act respectfully and responsibly by observing all public health and university protocols and placing the well-being of others above personal benefit or convenience.”

The university added that it “stands ready to help” students who are struggling with the physical, emotional and financial strain of the coronavirus pandemic.

“There is never a need to resort to behavior that endangers health or safety in order to make ends meet,” the school said.

At least 109 students and 22 employees at Brigham Young University-Idaho have contracted COVID-19, according to the latest data provided by the school.

ABC News’ Jon Haworth contributed to this report.

they’re just responding to incentives man

Ahhh
 my woke home. Starbucks Sucks!!

dutch_mafia

Lol.

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“This country had they foot on our neck.”

Why wouldn’t you vote for the folks that think you’re mentally retarded?

“What about the innocent blacks that get snatched out they vehicles just for riding? We don’t even ax for much.”

I think the Willie Horton ads have it beat.

Groan

How fucked up will THAT kid be 
 holy shit

I wanna meet that kid when they’re 20.

Honestly, don’t think the things they’re doing are bad - nothing wrong with playing with brown dolls or not dressing up in racist costumes, but the whole “structural racism, intersectionality, or White fragility” stuff is crazy. And to expect a 2 year old to care :rofl:

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Learn your slang, dude.

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Wait, this isn’t a parody column?

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this is the part that gets me man 
 I have a 2 year old - i can’t imagine him even getting close to understanding this shit at his age 
 I’d be like “You need to be more anti-racist son” 
 he’d be like “I want a snack” or “I peed” 
 like what the fuck do these idiots think?

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I’m pretty sure the column was a joke, but on the other hand my wife is in an amazon book club thing, where they send us a few random children’s books every month. A few months ago one of the books was called “The Anti-Racist Baby”. My wife exchanged/substituted another title for that one before I saw it as she knew that stupid shit wouldn’t go over well.

I was just going to say this. My two year old cares about snacks and “Vampirina”. I guess that makes her anti-speciesist
 or maybe just a two year old who just learned her ABCs

From her campaign website

“Sarah proposes a pilot program to provide 125 Portlanders a guaranteed $1000 per month for one year. The Guaranteed Basic Income (GBI) pilot program proposed in this document would cost approximately $1.8M, 
”

Now I’m no mathematician, but


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