The Stupid Thread 2 (Part 1)

I just find it sad they punch down as much as they do … they really just go after low hanging fruit

I WONT DO IT SKYZYKS. can’t bait me back to derailtown!!!

Yes, like an uber driver lol. They actually don’t have that much higher of a fatality rate than taxi drivers. Despite the ever hyped 2019 news cycle. Which still wouldn’t matter, because a drug test can be conquered with 20 bucks and the absence of a felony. So what it really boils down to is the ACTUAL positive effects of a drug testing protocol over every employee, with randoms at time against the cost (which is massive).

You’ll note it’s MUCH more common for the driver to be a perv, which drug tests don’t yet pick up.

FWIW, essentially all of the professions you’re mentioning are pretty standard to drug test at employment, then never again unless you injure yourself/others

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Wouldn’t that accurately describe most modern political commentary and satire?

I don’t know … would it? If it did, does it detract from my critique of SNL? Does it make it something I should accept and ignore because “most modern political commentary and satire” do it?

I guess I’m missing your point…

Uber or taxi sounds benign, so let’s rephrase it.

How about someone operating a heavy (couple thousand lbs.) machine at some very high speed, under unpredictable weather and road conditions?

What are the stats on automotive death and injury?

True, but there is a massive difference in the conditions, quality, and people at the ones that do test randomly. A world of difference.

I’m not sure.

What’re the stats on suing a company because their drug testing standards were too lax?

Randoms cannot be issued on the spot in nearly every (every?) State.

People that do drugs know this. And fake pee is common

“There are homeless people who can’t even afford to pay their mortgages.”

That’s not a parody. That’s something she would really say.

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The economy is adding jobs because, like everyone is working two jobs!

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Of course. Reminded me of this image.

https://i.imgur.com/aynABv6.jpg

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THE HORROR

bUt mUh gLoBaL wArMiNg.

Just preparing for my FB feed this morning…

Haha you won’t hear it from anyone that’s actually in that weather right now. We’re all just miserable and pissy.

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Passed 8 wrecks this morning. Was drinking hot coffee in a 72 degree car while it’s -5 out. That 1st world living though.

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But we have billionaires … and that’s immoral

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Who do you think made the steel for my car, the fuel to put in it, the 3rd world beans that keep me productive? The billionaires’ minions that’s who!

They’re like literally Hitler.

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

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Just a few more necessary and proper regulations and the third world will be just like the first.

She looks hot in glasses. Why do these fascist websites always post such awful images of her?

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