She finally stays within her expertise and you have to criticize her. What’s your problem, man?!
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Why are the pretty ones always crazy?
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Socialist Congresswoman shares beauty tips online It’s like the plot of a porn movie. What the fuck are people complaining about?!!
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Porn = capitalism; therefore, it won’t happen! 
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Have you ever been to one of those really dubious, money making evangelist chrches where the members are able to speak in tongues at will? The chicks are usually young and hot and behave like her. Met a girl from one of those chrches before. Best fucking sex I ve ever had.
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I met an ex at one. Can confirm.
I hope anonymous hacks Snapchat and finds AOCs account.
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Russia if you’re listening please hack her?!
I don’t have Twitter Instagram or Snapchat. I’m so 2004.
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Nancy Pelosi’s skin care routine.
Trump’s:
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Can confirm as well.
Although it ended with her shrieking a throwing a ceramic vase in my general direction because to her horror I flatly refused to denounce evolution. I was later told that after that tantrum she pulled an all nighter praying in the church as a penance for hooking up with an actual demon.
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Damn, I did the exact opposite. Before she would go out with me I had to go to her weekend church gathering, which was held in a large auditorium, and walk to the stage at the end with all the other new inductees and denounce all the other major religions lol. Islam, Buddhism, etc. They called them “products of evil spirits”. Fun times.
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Man the things we do for pussy…
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I went to church for a girl once. Already fully aware and experienced of the fact that she was a depraved cock jockey.
It was fun watching her do the whole “blinded by the light” thing though.
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Two articles with same quotes just presented differently. Lmaoooo!
https://www.google.com/amp/s/mobile.reuters.com/article/amp/idUSKBN1FT1FB
I dunno if these are hilarious or sad.
Baltimore city doesn’t need to worry about arming teachers, the students will take care of a school shooter.
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Self death != killing someone
Right but this is absolutely on the work conditions/protocols in place. This is in no way a suit against the lax testing procedures a company may have.
Lol, at least SNL went after her a bit. Gotta give them credit for that.
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Thank God they have some new material now.
“Trump is a stupid meanie!” was pretty worn out.
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