The Squat Douchebag Thread

[quote]grettiron wrote:

[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:

[quote]hockeydawg wrote:

[quote]bulldog9899 wrote:

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I did not know that it was a requirement to take your shirt off prior to squatting. [/quote]

LULZ on his actual technique. [/quote]

This guys sucks. High, slow, unstable. Clearly he does more leg extensions than squats… why make a squat how-to video if you don’t know shit about squatting?[/quote]

what do you mean clearly more leg extensions that squats? i mean he certainly doesn’t have a lack of development in the hamstring and glute area, and has a toothpick torso with brah abs that can’t stabilize anything more than his body weight while doing a keg stand and his whole breathing technique def wasn’t wrong and his super retardo arch on the descent was very appropriate. oh i forgot, his explosiveness out of the “hole” with 135 also disproves your leg extension theory! hahaha

[quote]2-SCOOPS wrote:

[quote]grettiron wrote:

[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:

[quote]hockeydawg wrote:

[quote]bulldog9899 wrote:

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I did not know that it was a requirement to take your shirt off prior to squatting. [/quote]

LULZ on his actual technique. [/quote]

This guys sucks. High, slow, unstable. Clearly he does more leg extensions than squats… why make a squat how-to video if you don’t know shit about squatting?[/quote]

what do you mean clearly more leg extensions that squats? i mean he certainly doesn’t have a lack of development in the hamstring and glute area, and has a toothpick torso with brah abs that can’t stabilize anything more than his body weight while doing a keg stand and his whole breathing technique def wasn’t wrong and his super retardo arch on the descent was very appropriate. oh i forgot, his explosiveness out of the “hole” with 135 also disproves your leg extension theory! hahaha[/quote]

“And that’s how you squat.” God what a smug bastard.

[quote]grettiron wrote:

[quote]2-SCOOPS wrote:

[quote]grettiron wrote:

[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:

[quote]hockeydawg wrote:

[quote]bulldog9899 wrote:

[/quote]

I did not know that it was a requirement to take your shirt off prior to squatting. [/quote]

LULZ on his actual technique. [/quote]

This guys sucks. High, slow, unstable. Clearly he does more leg extensions than squats… why make a squat how-to video if you don’t know shit about squatting?[/quote]

what do you mean clearly more leg extensions that squats? i mean he certainly doesn’t have a lack of development in the hamstring and glute area, and has a toothpick torso with brah abs that can’t stabilize anything more than his body weight while doing a keg stand and his whole breathing technique def wasn’t wrong and his super retardo arch on the descent was very appropriate. oh i forgot, his explosiveness out of the “hole” with 135 also disproves your leg extension theory! hahaha[/quote]

“And that’s how you squat.” God what a smug bastard.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning–Kruger_effect[/quote]

If you start lifting with your shirt off and talking through your sets you too can get legs so jacked you have to call yourself QUADZILLA!

This guys head is just growing. People like this are gems when they post videos.

[quote]Evolv wrote:
This guys head is just growing. People like this are gems when they post videos.

I was unaware you couldn’t wear wrist wraps when you benched…this guy knows his shit

[quote]Evolv wrote:
This guys head is just growing. People like this are gems when they post videos.

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“Ya don’t wear wrist wraps, when ya bench pressin’”

Glad to know this “expert” has his terminology right.

Quadzilla to the max
Edit: Damn, ^^ called it too.

Curling a whole 135? He has gotta be on teh roids

My head is imploding.

“if you’re not in the gym… why are you there [in the gym]?”

uh huh. Preach it.

[quote]stallion wrote:
My head is imploding.[/quote]

At least it’s not as messy as an exploding head.

[quote]inkaddict wrote:

[quote]Evolv wrote:
This guys head is just growing. People like this are gems when they post videos.

[/quote]
“Ya don’t wear wrist wraps, when ya bench pressin’”

Glad to know this “expert” has his terminology right.

Quadzilla to the max
Edit: Damn, ^^ called it too. [/quote]

I think(hope) he’s confusing wraps and straps.

I’m gonna shit my brain out if this confirms that the guys curling in the squat rack think they’re diesel.

‘–we were doin’ arms…’

From Tony Gentilcore’s blog today:

[quote]HAXlol wrote:
From Tony Gentilcore’s blog today:

strong ROM

[quote]Evolv wrote:
This guys head is just growing. People like this are gems when they post videos.

This is basically the worst kind of gym idiot out there.

He thinks the gym is a place where you prove something to other people. It’s not, it’s where you train.

If you think you have something to prove then find somewhere to compete and likely realize how much you suck and need to learn.

The whole yelling thing is just a big, “look at me, I’m so hardcore, ooooh I’m curling 135.”

Nobody gives a shit how much you can fucking curl unless you’re Ronnie Coleman.

I would have been laughing at him too. In fact, I have trained with younger guys that would have likely set up next to him and mocked his dumb ass just for fun.

What a fuckstick.

BTW, I’m gonna try to stealth a vid of this one guy who has the biggest invisilats I have ever seen and when he squats goes 135 high, 225 higher, 315 nosebleed territory, 405 mt. everest.

I think I might even have a winner if I can throw in some vids of him prancing around.

[quote]Astar wrote:

[quote]grettiron wrote:

[quote]2-SCOOPS wrote:

[quote]grettiron wrote:

[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:

[quote]hockeydawg wrote:

[quote]bulldog9899 wrote:

[/quote]

I did not know that it was a requirement to take your shirt off prior to squatting. [/quote]

LULZ on his actual technique. [/quote]

This guys sucks. High, slow, unstable. Clearly he does more leg extensions than squats… why make a squat how-to video if you don’t know shit about squatting?[/quote]

what do you mean clearly more leg extensions that squats? i mean he certainly doesn’t have a lack of development in the hamstring and glute area, and has a toothpick torso with brah abs that can’t stabilize anything more than his body weight while doing a keg stand and his whole breathing technique def wasn’t wrong and his super retardo arch on the descent was very appropriate. oh i forgot, his explosiveness out of the “hole” with 135 also disproves your leg extension theory! hahaha[/quote]

“And that’s how you squat.” God what a smug bastard.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning–Kruger_effect[/quote]

If you start lifting with your shirt off and talking through your sets you too can get legs so jacked you have to call yourself QUADZILLA!

You would think a guy who called himself Quadzilla would be able to make his quads go parallel on a squat…or maybe it’s because they are so HUGE he can’t get them any lower.

[quote]Astar wrote:

[quote]HAXlol wrote:
From Tony Gentilcore’s blog today:

strong ROM[/quote]

This only looks a little gay.

[quote]Onemike wrote:

WTF?

[quote]hockeydawg wrote:

[quote]Onemike wrote:

WTF?[/quote]

props to this kid for checking his ego at the (refrigerator) door and using a weight he can preform a full ROM. BRAVO!

[quote]hockeydawg wrote:
You would think a guy who called himself Quadzilla would be able to make his quads go parallel on a squat…or maybe it’s because they are so HUGE he can’t get them any lower. [/quote]

Uhh, you would think a self-appointed expert would know that the locations on the bar he is referring to are called the ‘rings’ and ‘knurling’.

I stopped the video at that point.

Seriously, what a goofball this guy is.

Put on a shirt you candy ass.