DAC, no matter what you do, my feelings toward you remain unchanged.
I’m still not going near you.
[quote]DaCharmingAlbino wrote:
kmcnyc wrote:
Have you tried urine?
its actually sterile well it is inside you, after well not much.
so your gonna jump off the 531 wagon.
well do what works.
kmc
This is T-Nation, not Urine-nation, sir.
I’m not going to ask how you came to know this…
But it does remind me of a story.
I took Med-Tech in high school thinking I would perhaps jump into the non-collegiate side of health care. In the class we had to sample (I mean TASTE!) urine for sweetness, testing for diabetes. At the time it made a sort of sense - as the teacher explained “What happens if all the equipment breaks down or there’s no power - how will you test then?”
I realized some decades later that he was just a malicious jerk getting his rocks off in his dead-end job.
My tongue is burning now.[/quote]
back in college i was in this biology class. the instructor told us to pee into a little dish and then look at it under a microscope. everyone went to the bathroom, pissed in their little dishes and came back. as we were looking at the piss, this one chick yells out- “there’s something swimming in my pee!!” the instructor takes a look and says- “that would be sperm”.
i miss college.
[quote]sfp wrote:
DAC, no matter what you do, my feelings toward you remain unchanged.
I’m still not going near you.[/quote]
Warming the cockles of my heart as ever, sfp.
Actually I peed in plenty of cups in college- for sports, and no I never drank it.
somehow I think there are like 4 of us waiting our turn to be tested, and someone walked by with a sample- he had just filed and we all jumped, and the DR. said dont worry its sterile.
then he explained in great detail that urine is sterile.
we are all like can I leave?
there was a urine selling business , and certain coaches new how to get it to you…
if you needed. now that is an industry.
Make sure to go to a fry shop in scotland,
have a great vacation
kmc
i was kidding about calling you a pussy. 5/3/1 will be so lonely without you.
[quote]maraudermeat wrote:
back in college i was in this biology class. the instructor told us to pee into a little dish and then look at it under a microscope. everyone went to the bathroom, pissed in their little dishes and came back. as we were looking at the piss, this one chick yells out- “there’s something swimming in my pee!!” the instructor takes a look and says- “that would be sperm”.
i miss college.
[/quote]
The only thing that could top this is if the assignment was to spit in the cup…
“there’s something swimming in my spit!!”
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
maraudermeat wrote:
back in college i was in this biology class. the instructor told us to pee into a little dish and then look at it under a microscope. everyone went to the bathroom, pissed in their little dishes and came back. as we were looking at the piss, this one chick yells out- “there’s something swimming in my pee!!” the instructor takes a look and says- “that would be sperm”.
i miss college.
The only thing that could top this is if the assignment was to spit in the cup…
“there’s something swimming in my spit!!”[/quote]
Throat swab would be just as funny too.
[quote]DaCharmingAlbino wrote:
hel320 wrote:
Taught many uses of urine in survival school. Great for cleaning off grub worms and wounds. Nice soup with the right barks. Dried turds are for your fuel. I know TMI. Missed it if you said but where you headed to?
Not really - I thought that re-using urine was one of those urban tales. you say it’s actually useful?
I am going to visit the land of Britons, Scots, Welshmen and abandoned Wyk-riders(so many centuries ago) with my family to see some family.[/quote]
I am seriuosly jealous. Last time I went to the isles I think I gained 15 lbs in as many days. Combination of lager and battered sausage and chips.
Don’t know how long you’ll be over there but the Master’s World Highland Games are in Iverness, Scotland 18 & 19 Jul. I always found the ale great and the food kinda bland throughout the UK. Only place I put salt on my food. The street venders do have the best bangers and fish.
Travel Harder
[quote]JoeGood wrote:
SteelyD wrote:
maraudermeat wrote:
back in college i was in this biology class. the instructor told us to pee into a little dish and then look at it under a microscope. everyone went to the bathroom, pissed in their little dishes and came back. as we were looking at the piss, this one chick yells out- “there’s something swimming in my pee!!” the instructor takes a look and says- “that would be sperm”.
i miss college.
The only thing that could top this is if the assignment was to spit in the cup…
“there’s something swimming in my spit!!”
Throat swab would be just as funny too.[/quote]
Rectal swab would be funny too.
Youse guys are turing this into the perv thread.
Picking up where i lefted offted, but a bit weakerer.
Assistance Day
weight: 179 (traveling always does this to me)
Overhaid press
barx15
95x5
125x5
145x5 (stopped here because I deconditioned too much)
95 10x5 sets
Pullups
BWx10x5 sets
Curls
Some x some
1 hand hangs
5 sec x 6 sets
2 hand hangs
BW 30sec x 2sets
mass gainer came while I was gone. Already took some and it surely tastes like chocolate poo must taste. But I’ve got 25 full-figured pounds of it to down and I expect my lifts will recover quickly.
[quote]DaCharmingAlbino wrote:
Youse guys are turing this into the perv thread.
Picking up where i lefted offted, but a bit weakerer.
Assistance Day
weight: 179 (traveling always does this to me)
Overhaid press
barx15
95x5
125x5
145x5 (stopped here because I deconditioned too much)
95 10x5 sets
Pullups
BWx10x5 sets
Curls
Some x some
1 hand hangs
5 sec x 6 sets
2 hand hangs
BW 30sec x 2sets
mass gainer came while I was gone. Already took some and it surely tastes like chocolate poo must taste. But I’ve got 25 full-figured pounds of it to down and I expect my lifts will recover quickly.[/quote]
Mix some dark chocolate syrup in it, those extra carbs won’t hurt at all.
Welcome back
Just trying to get caught up…what’s this 179 lbs. stuff? I was thinking you were up at 190+ last month, and going up? You mentioned travel, just wondering if you had gone through a (gasp) cutting phase? Are you gunning for my “smallest guy who sometimes blogs” title ? Just wondering.
You are really damn strong to be 179lbs DCA
You are really damn strong to be 179lbs DCA
DCA…
179 is just water, dont worry.
I always loose weight flying/traveling and its hard in the summer to eat enough.
I think we have the same metabolism… yours is even faster.
as for the tasting like poo weight gainer- the ON brand tastes ok… I use their casein.
kmc
[quote]zildjianman wrote:
Just trying to get caught up…what’s this 179 lbs. stuff? I was thinking you were up at 190+ last month, and going up? You mentioned travel, just wondering if you had gone through a (gasp) cutting phase? Are you gunning for my “smallest guy who sometimes blogs” title ? Just wondering.[/quote]
I was 190. I can lose weight that quickly if my diet goes off. Christian Thibeaudeau had an article about easy-hard gainers a while back and I fit that profile to a tee. I have to use heavy weights, very few sets and eat all the time to make any progress. I can over-reach in a gnat’s wink, too, if the food doesn’t keep coming in. Add to that an under-active hunger detector and it makes it hard to gain weight.
I have to set a daily calorie target or eat by the clock if I want to gain any weight and keep it.
I make all the Abercrombie and Fitch models cry from jealousy.
[quote]JoeGood wrote:
You are really damn strong to be 179lbs DCA[/quote]
Thanks Joe. Was feeling pretty weak today.
[quote]kmcnyc wrote:
DCA…
179 is just water, dont worry.
I always loose weight flying/traveling and its hard in the summer to eat enough.
I think we have the same metabolism… yours is even faster.
as for the tasting like poo weight gainer- the ON brand tastes ok… I use their casein.
kmc[/quote]
It’ll come back. I’m glad it doesn’t get hot where I live, because I REALLY don’t feel like eating when I’m really warm.