The Saga of The Charming Albino

My wife: “Your butt is getting really big.”

Me: “Your comment pleases the Charming Albino, for the bubble butt is the source of all his power.”

Unfortunately, she didn’t understand.

[quote]skidmark wrote:
My wife: “Your butt is getting really big.”

Me: “Your comment pleases the Charming Albino, for the bubble butt is the source of all his power.”

Unfortunately, she didn’t understand.[/quote]

she understood…

she just didn’t agree.

kinda like how i’ve tried to convince my wife that my buddha belly is damn sexy.

Just like Skid, I find it helps engender a favorable response when I refer to myself in the third person.

Or, for even more fun, use plural personal pronouns instead of singular. My wife, especially, really likes that.

The Charming Albino is amused by your statements.

[quote]sfp wrote:
Just like Skid, I find it helps engender a favorable response when I refer to myself in the third person.

Or, for even more fun, use plural personal pronouns instead of singular. My wife, especially, really likes that.[/quote]

Referring to oneself as “We” also causes one to be known as “The Royal Pain.”

[quote]maraudermeat wrote:
skidmark wrote:
My wife: “Your butt is getting really big.”

Me: “Your comment pleases the Charming Albino, for the bubble butt is the source of all his power.”

Unfortunately, she didn’t understand.

she understood…

she just didn’t agree.

kinda like how i’ve tried to convince my wife that my buddha belly is damn sexy.

[/quote]

Well - at least Phil still loves your Buddha belly.

Rule for Calculus teachers: Never drink and derive.

[quote]skidmark wrote:
sfp wrote:
Just like Skid, I find it helps engender a favorable response when I refer to myself in the third person.

Or, for even more fun, use plural personal pronouns instead of singular. My wife, especially, really likes that.

Referring to oneself as “We” also causes one to be known as “The Royal Pain.”[/quote]

Hmm. That explains a lot.

The Charming Albino spent too much time with the Tick at last night’s superhero convention. He needs to get his intelligence quotient back up to…oooh! Shiny!


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2009-5-7
Arm stuff
Hammer Curls
55’sx5
10sec rest
55’sx3
10sec
55’sx3
10sec
55’sx3
15sec
55’sx3
15 sec
55’sx5

Band press downs (right only)
2mini’s 3x10-15

Now off to the beach…

[quote]skidmark wrote:
maraudermeat wrote:
skidmark wrote:
My wife: “Your butt is getting really big.”

Me: “Your comment pleases the Charming Albino, for the bubble butt is the source of all his power.”

Unfortunately, she didn’t understand.

she understood…

she just didn’t agree.

kinda like how i’ve tried to convince my wife that my buddha belly is damn sexy.

Well - at least Phil still loves your Buddha belly.[/quote]

so true…

he loves me just the way i am.

The charming albino has new pics…Your making the same face in every one. “Why am I standing in the bathroom with my shirt off?”
And what’s the deal with those shoes? Do I HAVE to wear them as part of the 5/3/1 thing I’m hoping to try?
Just wondering, The Insufferable Drummer.

Now Z, My face looks like that ALL the time.

Those shoes are the super Chucks. They’ll add 40 lbs to your lifts (even curls!) and make you as attractive to the fairer sex as chocolate.

They have super Chucks now? I had no idea. I’ve got to upgrade.

They are only super when you have a superhero name

you can buy them with wings, but it costs a bunch extra and you have to feed them.

[quote]skidmark wrote:
you can buy them with wings, but it costs a bunch extra and you have to feed them.[/quote]

I hear they dont eat cheap food either. they eat that fancy ass stuff with those fancy dijon catsups and individually packaged gourmet slices of bacon.

2009-5-8
weight 185

Cycle 2, Wave 2 (3’s)
Military Press
Barx20
95x8
115x5
135x3
145x3
155x8 (Rep PR +2reps - est. max 192)

Rear DB laterals
30’sx10
25’s 10x5sets

Weighted Pullups
BW+20 10x2sets
BW+20 9x1set

Tate Presses
35’sx13
40’s 8-10x3sets

Feeling good. Except for the pullups. Fixing form hurts right side like blazes behind the armpit. Which is perfect because that’s what needs to be built up.

[quote]skidmark wrote:
2009-5-8
weight 185

Cycle 2, Wave 2 (3’s)
Military Press
Barx20
95x8
115x5
135x3
145x3
155x8 (Rep PR +2reps - est. max 192)

Rear DB laterals
30’sx10
25’s 10x5sets

Weighted Pullups
BW+20 10x2sets
BW+20 9x1set

Tate Presses
35’sx13
40’s 8-10x3sets

Feeling good. Except for the pullups. Fixing form hurts right side like blazes behind the armpit. Which is perfect because that’s what needs to be built up.

[/quote]

Nice effort to push that last one!