The Quote Game

“I desperately want to make love to a school boy”

[quote]jojobear wrote:
“I desperately want to make love to a school boy”[/quote]

Billy Madison? or is it Tommy Boy? I can’t remember.

[quote]Kayrob wrote:
“Six Two Stack Monster”[/quote]

Is that “The Program”?

[quote]PharmD Pete wrote:
jojobear wrote:
“I desperately want to make love to a school boy”

Billy Madison? or is it Tommy Boy? I can’t remember.[/quote]

Neither, it’s Dumb and Dumber.

“I’ve got better thing to do tonight than die.”

“It’s not hard to knock em down, it’s getting them to stay down that’s the trick.”

(hint: same movie)

[quote]bigurukhai wrote:
A couple of easy ones…

?The chain in those handcuffs is high tensile steel. It will take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. If you?re lucky, you can hack through your ankle in 5 minutes.?

[/quote]

Mad Max

Equilibrium

Bubba Ho-Tep.

Sorry if anyone got these first, didn’t read all the way to the end of the thread before responding.

[quote]Ohhhh01 wrote:

“Why don’t you go in your home, just go in your home!!!”
“It’s all in the hips, it’s all in the hips…”

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Happy Gilmore?

[quote]bigurukhai wrote:

Actor 1 ?How long did your challenge last? How many stones?
Actor 2 ?26?
Actor 1 ?26! That?s it. 26 stones and you got the attention of the league!??
Actor 2 ?We were the only team that ever lasted that long. 3 of us were still standing. It was a good game. We played very well.?

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(Note: if the Army of Darkness fans don?t get this last one, I will be very disappointed.)
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Salute of the Jugger…Rutgar Hauer’s team mate. Excellent movie!!!

[quote]Stuey wrote:
Ohhhh01 wrote:

“Why don’t you go in your home, just go in your home!!!”
“It’s all in the hips, it’s all in the hips…”

Happy Gilmore?[/quote]

Correctomundo

This one may be a little abstract.

“Hey, are you the biggest idiot ever?”
“NO, you are!!!”
“Then this is not a dream”

“Everyone will remember the name Leonardo Leonardo Leonardo…er…sorry, Leonardo Leonardo”

[quote]dcrosswell1 wrote:
Kayrob wrote:
“Six Two Stack Monster”

Is that “The Program”? [/quote]

Nope, but that is a very good guess!

[quote]Kayrob wrote:
“We were just going to Canada for some for some frenchfries…and gravy”[/quote]

SUPER TROOPERS!!!

[quote]dre wrote:
PharmD Pete wrote:
jojobear wrote:
“I desperately want to make love to a school boy”

Billy Madison? or is it Tommy Boy? I can’t remember.

Neither, it’s Dumb and Dumber.[/quote]

D’oh, of course. “I like you Mary, I like you alot.”

[quote]Stuey wrote:
bigurukhai wrote:
A couple of easy ones…

?The chain in those handcuffs is high tensile steel. It will take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. If you?re lucky, you can hack through your ankle in 5 minutes.?

Mad Max

A few obscure ones?

?Mind the uniform Cleric. I plan to be wearing it for a long time.?

Equilibrium

? The revealing of her panties wasn?t intentional or unintentional, she just didn?t give a damn. She saw me as so physically and sexually non threatening that she didn?t mind if I got a birds eye view of her love nest. It was the same to her as a house cat sneakin? a peek. I felt my pecker flutter once, like a pigeon havin? a heart attack, then it lay back down limp and still. Of course, these days, even a flutter was reassuring. ?

(Note: if the Army of Darkness fans don?t get this last one, I will be very disappointed.)

Bubba Ho-Tep.

Sorry if anyone got these first, didn’t read all the way to the end of the thread before responding.[/quote]

Good job Stuey. 3 for 3. I was wondering if anyone was going to get Bubba Ho-tep.

Next Group of quotes are all from the same film…

“I hate’em when they ain’t been shaved.”

“What happened back there wasn’t normal. Normal people don’t spit up bullets after ya shoot’em, no sir.”

“I went and turned May, then she went and turned you. Now I’m turning your little sister, that makes us Even-Steven.”

“First yer gonna give me back my spur. Then I’m gonna knock your tonsils out your asshole, whaddya think of them apples?”

[quote]Kayrob wrote:
dcrosswell1 wrote:
Kayrob wrote:
“Six Two Stack Monster”

Is that “The Program”?

Nope, but that is a very good guess![/quote]

All The Right Moves

It was the defense called on the goal line at the end of the game.

[quote]bigurukhai wrote:
Stuey wrote:
bigurukhai wrote:

Next Group of quotes are all from the same film…

“I hate’em when they ain’t been shaved.”

“What happened back there wasn’t normal. Normal people don’t spit up bullets after ya shoot’em, no sir.”

“I went and turned May, then she went and turned you. Now I’m turning your little sister, that makes us Even-Steven.”

“First yer gonna give me back my spur. Then I’m gonna knock your tonsils out your asshole, whaddya think of them apples?”[/quote]

That would be the finger licken good “Near Dark”

“Kick his ass, Sea Bass”!!

[quote]johnny_law wrote:

“Kick his ass, Sea Bass”!![/quote]

Dumb and Dumber, I quote this line quite often.

Bonus points if you know who played Sea Bass.

“It’s so damn hot, milk was a bad choice”

[quote]mikek wrote:
“It’s so damn hot, milk was a bad choice”[/quote]

Anchorman, I had that one on the tip of my tongue for a while.

“Aim High Willis!”