[quote]Ohhhh01 wrote:
Here are a few different ones:
“Who made that man a gunner?”
“I did sir, he’s my cousin!”
Spaceballs
“Hey look, a Sailboat”
“hahaha…you dumb bastards, it’s a schooner…”
“A schooner is a sailboat stupidhead!”
“You know what!!! There is no Easter Bunny! Over there that’s just a guy in a suit!!”
Wedding Crashers?
“And when you see him, tell him I would like to eat his brains, with a side plate of fava beans, and a nice chilled fresca”
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Silence of the Lambs
[quote]Ohhhh01 wrote:
Here are a few different ones:
“If you know so much, tell me something about myself”
“You masturbate more than any other person on the planet”
“Shit. Everyone knows that. Tell me something else”
“When you do it, you’re thinking about guys”
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Dogma
A couple of easy ones…
?Worth dieing for. Worth killing for. Worth going to Hell for!?
?No one in the world you can trust. Not men, not women, not beast. This you can trust.?
?The chain in those handcuffs is high tensile steel. It will take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. If you?re lucky, you can hack through your ankle in 5 minutes.?
?There can be only One?
?Voila, the ZF-1. It?s light, handle?s adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into 4 parts, undetectable by X-ray, ideal for quick discreet interventions. A word on fire power, titanium recharge with 3000 round clip, with busts of 3 to 300, with a replay button, another Zorg invention, it?s even easier. One shot, and replay sends every following shot to the same location. And to finish the job, all the Zorg oldies-but-goldies. Rocket launcher, , arrow launche, with exploding or poisonous gas heads, very practical. Our famous net launcher, the always efficient flame thrower, my favorite. And for the grand finale, the all new Ice Cube System
A few obscure ones?
?Mind the uniform Cleric. I plan to be wearing it for a long time.?
Actor 1 ?How long did your challenge last? How many stones?
Actor 2 ?26?
Actor 1 ?26! That?s it. 26 stones and you got the attention of the league!??
Actor 2 ?We were the only team that ever lasted that long. 3 of us were still standing. It was a good game. We played very well.?
? The revealing of her panties wasn?t intentional or unintentional, she just didn?t give a damn. She saw me as so physically and sexually non threatening that she didn?t mind if I got a birds eye view of her love nest. It was the same to her as a house cat sneakin? a peek. I felt my pecker flutter once, like a pigeon havin? a heart attack, then it lay back down limp and still. Of course, these days, even a flutter was reassuring. ?
(Note: if the Army of Darkness fans don?t get this last one, I will be very disappointed.)
“I haven’t slept in a bed or had a drink of whiskey in 10 days.”
“I’d kiss you right now if I didn’t have puke breath”
“Littering and… littering and… littering and… littering…smokin’ the reefer.”
[quote]bigurukhai wrote:
A couple of easy ones…
?Worth dieing for. Worth killing for. Worth going to Hell for!?
?No one in the world you can trust. Not men, not women, not beast. This you can trust.?
?The chain in those handcuffs is high tensile steel. It will take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. If you?re lucky, you can hack through your ankle in 5 minutes.?
?There can be only One?
?Voila, the ZF-1. It?s light, handle?s adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into 4 parts, undetectable by X-ray, ideal for quick discreet interventions. A word on fire power, titanium recharge with 3000 round clip, with busts of 3 to 300, with a replay button, another Zorg invention, it?s even easier. One shot, and replay sends every following shot to the same location. And to finish the job, all the Zorg oldies-but-goldies. Rocket launcher, , arrow launche, with exploding or poisonous gas heads, very practical. Our famous net launcher, the always efficient flame thrower, my favorite. And for the grand finale, the all new Ice Cube System
A few obscure ones?
?Mind the uniform Cleric. I plan to be wearing it for a long time.?
Actor 1 ?How long did your challenge last? How many stones?
Actor 2 ?26?
Actor 1 ?26! That?s it. 26 stones and you got the attention of the league!??
Actor 2 ?We were the only team that ever lasted that long. 3 of us were still standing. It was a good game. We played very well.?
? The revealing of her panties wasn?t intentional or unintentional, she just didn?t give a damn. She saw me as so physically and sexually non threatening that she didn?t mind if I got a birds eye view of her love nest. It was the same to her as a house cat sneakin? a peek. I felt my pecker flutter once, like a pigeon havin? a heart attack, then it lay back down limp and still. Of course, these days, even a flutter was reassuring. ?
(Note: if the Army of Darkness fans don?t get this last one, I will be very disappointed.)
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First one is Sin City I believe.
And one of the other ones is Equilibrium, the one about Cleric.
[quote]rainjack wrote:
“I haven’t slept in a bed or had a drink of whiskey in 10 days.”[/quote]
I can’t remember the name, but it has that guy from Lethal Weapon, and Keven Kline…something about saddles…
[quote]johnny_law wrote:
Ohhhh01 wrote:
Here are a few different ones:
“Who made that man a gunner?”
“I did sir, he’s my cousin!”
Spaceballs
“Hey look, a Sailboat”
“hahaha…you dumb bastards, it’s a schooner…”
“A schooner is a sailboat stupidhead!”
“You know what!!! There is no Easter Bunny! Over there that’s just a guy in a suit!!”
Wedding Crashers?
“And when you see him, tell him I would like to eat his brains, with a side plate of fava beans, and a nice chilled fresca”
Silence of the Lambs
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Close, actually it was a Leslie Nielson parody to silence of the lambs.
I don’t remember if it was in an episode of Saftey Patrol, or Naked Gun though…
[quote]DooMMOoD wrote:
bigurukhai wrote:
A couple of easy ones…
?Worth dieing for. Worth killing for. Worth going to Hell for!?
?No one in the world you can trust. Not men, not women, not beast. This you can trust.?
?The chain in those handcuffs is high tensile steel. It will take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. If you?re lucky, you can hack through your ankle in 5 minutes.?
?There can be only One?
?Voila, the ZF-1. It?s light, handle?s adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into 4 parts, undetectable by X-ray, ideal for quick discreet interventions. A word on fire power, titanium recharge with 3000 round clip, with busts of 3 to 300, with a replay button, another Zorg invention, it?s even easier. One shot, and replay sends every following shot to the same location. And to finish the job, all the Zorg oldies-but-goldies. Rocket launcher, , arrow launche, with exploding or poisonous gas heads, very practical. Our famous net launcher, the always efficient flame thrower, my favorite. And for the grand finale, the all new Ice Cube System
A few obscure ones?
?Mind the uniform Cleric. I plan to be wearing it for a long time.?
Actor 1 ?How long did your challenge last? How many stones?
Actor 2 ?26?
Actor 1 ?26! That?s it. 26 stones and you got the attention of the league!??
Actor 2 ?We were the only team that ever lasted that long. 3 of us were still standing. It was a good game. We played very well.?
? The revealing of her panties wasn?t intentional or unintentional, she just didn?t give a damn. She saw me as so physically and sexually non threatening that she didn?t mind if I got a birds eye view of her love nest. It was the same to her as a house cat sneakin? a peek. I felt my pecker flutter once, like a pigeon havin? a heart attack, then it lay back down limp and still. Of course, these days, even a flutter was reassuring. ?
(Note: if the Army of Darkness fans don?t get this last one, I will be very disappointed.)
First one is Sin City I believe.
And one of the other ones is Equilibrium, the one about Cleric. [/quote]
I think the third one is Saw.
[quote]bigurukhai wrote:
A couple of easy ones…
?Worth dieing for. Worth killing for. Worth going to Hell for!?
?No one in the world you can trust. Not men, not women, not beast. This you can trust.?
?The chain in those handcuffs is high tensile steel. It will take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. If you?re lucky, you can hack through your ankle in 5 minutes.?
?There can be only One?
?Voila, the ZF-1. It?s light, handle?s adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into 4 parts, undetectable by X-ray, ideal for quick discreet interventions. A word on fire power, titanium recharge with 3000 round clip, with busts of 3 to 300, with a replay button, another Zorg invention, it?s even easier. One shot, and replay sends every following shot to the same location. And to finish the job, all the Zorg oldies-but-goldies. Rocket launcher, , arrow launche, with exploding or poisonous gas heads, very practical. Our famous net launcher, the always efficient flame thrower, my favorite. And for the grand finale, the all new Ice Cube System
A few obscure ones?
?Mind the uniform Cleric. I plan to be wearing it for a long time.?
Actor 1 ?How long did your challenge last? How many stones?
Actor 2 ?26?
Actor 1 ?26! That?s it. 26 stones and you got the attention of the league!??
Actor 2 ?We were the only team that ever lasted that long. 3 of us were still standing. It was a good game. We played very well.?
? The revealing of her panties wasn?t intentional or unintentional, she just didn?t give a damn. She saw me as so physically and sexually non threatening that she didn?t mind if I got a birds eye view of her love nest. It was the same to her as a house cat sneakin? a peek. I felt my pecker flutter once, like a pigeon havin? a heart attack, then it lay back down limp and still. Of course, these days, even a flutter was reassuring. ?
(Note: if the Army of Darkness fans don?t get this last one, I will be very disappointed.)
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Is that last one Naked Gun 33 1/3?
[quote]bigurukhai wrote:
A couple of easy ones…
?Worth dieing for. Worth killing for. Worth going to Hell for!?
?No one in the world you can trust. Not men, not women, not beast. This you can trust.?
?The chain in those handcuffs is high tensile steel. It will take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. If you?re lucky, you can hack through your ankle in 5 minutes.?
?There can be only One?
?Voila, the ZF-1. It?s light, handle?s adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into 4 parts, undetectable by X-ray, ideal for quick discreet interventions. A word on fire power, titanium recharge with 3000 round clip, with busts of 3 to 300, with a replay button, another Zorg invention, it?s even easier. One shot, and replay sends every following shot to the same location. And to finish the job, all the Zorg oldies-but-goldies. Rocket launcher, , arrow launche, with exploding or poisonous gas heads, very practical. Our famous net launcher, the always efficient flame thrower, my favorite. And for the grand finale, the all new Ice Cube System
A few obscure ones?
?Mind the uniform Cleric. I plan to be wearing it for a long time.?
Actor 1 ?How long did your challenge last? How many stones?
Actor 2 ?26?
Actor 1 ?26! That?s it. 26 stones and you got the attention of the league!??
Actor 2 ?We were the only team that ever lasted that long. 3 of us were still standing. It was a good game. We played very well.?
? The revealing of her panties wasn?t intentional or unintentional, she just didn?t give a damn. She saw me as so physically and sexually non threatening that she didn?t mind if I got a birds eye view of her love nest. It was the same to her as a house cat sneakin? a peek. I felt my pecker flutter once, like a pigeon havin? a heart attack, then it lay back down limp and still. Of course, these days, even a flutter was reassuring. ?
(Note: if the Army of Darkness fans don?t get this last one, I will be very disappointed.)
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The Fifth one about the gun is either Total Recall, or the Fifth Element.
“I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I’ll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now.”
[quote]spsavior wrote:
“I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I’ll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now.”[/quote]
American Psycho
I’m too lazy to look up the past ones
“We don’t have a cow…we have a bull”
C’mon you lazy little pop culture whores. I gave you three quotes, and nobody has an answer?
Morons.
[quote]bigurukhai wrote:
A couple of easy ones…
?Worth dieing for. Worth killing for. Worth going to Hell for!?
?No one in the world you can trust. Not men, not women, not beast. This you can trust.?
?The chain in those handcuffs is high tensile steel. It will take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. If you?re lucky, you can hack through your ankle in 5 minutes.?
?There can be only One?
?Voila, the ZF-1. It?s light, handle?s adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into 4 parts, undetectable by X-ray, ideal for quick discreet interventions. A word on fire power, titanium recharge with 3000 round clip, with busts of 3 to 300, with a replay button, another Zorg invention, it?s even easier. One shot, and replay sends every following shot to the same location. And to finish the job, all the Zorg oldies-but-goldies. Rocket launcher, , arrow launche, with exploding or poisonous gas heads, very practical. Our famous net launcher, the always efficient flame thrower, my favorite. And for the grand finale, the all new Ice Cube System
A few obscure ones?
?Mind the uniform Cleric. I plan to be wearing it for a long time.?
Actor 1 ?How long did your challenge last? How many stones?
Actor 2 ?26?
Actor 1 ?26! That?s it. 26 stones and you got the attention of the league!??
Actor 2 ?We were the only team that ever lasted that long. 3 of us were still standing. It was a good game. We played very well.?
? The revealing of her panties wasn?t intentional or unintentional, she just didn?t give a damn. She saw me as so physically and sexually non threatening that she didn?t mind if I got a birds eye view of her love nest. It was the same to her as a house cat sneakin? a peek. I felt my pecker flutter once, like a pigeon havin? a heart attack, then it lay back down limp and still. Of course, these days, even a flutter was reassuring. ?
(Note: if the Army of Darkness fans don?t get this last one, I will be very disappointed.)
[/quote]
‘There can be only one’ is Highlander
[quote]rainjack wrote:
“Littering and… littering and… littering and… littering…smokin’ the reefer.” [/quote]
SuperTroopers, that was a great movie. My favorite line was “Biker…right…I’m an idiot.”
In that same line of movies…
“Some girls are tighter than others.”
[quote]Ohhhh01 wrote:
DooMMOoD wrote:
bigurukhai wrote:
A couple of easy ones…
?Worth dieing for. Worth killing for. Worth going to Hell for!?
?No one in the world you can trust. Not men, not women, not beast. This you can trust.?
?The chain in those handcuffs is high tensile steel. It will take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. If you?re lucky, you can hack through your ankle in 5 minutes.?
?There can be only One?
?Voila, the ZF-1. It?s light, handle?s adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into 4 parts, undetectable by X-ray, ideal for quick discreet interventions. A word on fire power, titanium recharge with 3000 round clip, with busts of 3 to 300, with a replay button, another Zorg invention, it?s even easier. One shot, and replay sends every following shot to the same location. And to finish the job, all the Zorg oldies-but-goldies. Rocket launcher, , arrow launche, with exploding or poisonous gas heads, very practical. Our famous net launcher, the always efficient flame thrower, my favorite. And for the grand finale, the all new Ice Cube System
A few obscure ones?
?Mind the uniform Cleric. I plan to be wearing it for a long time.?
Actor 1 ?How long did your challenge last? How many stones?
Actor 2 ?26?
Actor 1 ?26! That?s it. 26 stones and you got the attention of the league!??
Actor 2 ?We were the only team that ever lasted that long. 3 of us were still standing. It was a good game. We played very well.?
? The revealing of her panties wasn?t intentional or unintentional, she just didn?t give a damn. She saw me as so physically and sexually non threatening that she didn?t mind if I got a birds eye view of her love nest. It was the same to her as a house cat sneakin? a peek. I felt my pecker flutter once, like a pigeon havin? a heart attack, then it lay back down limp and still. Of course, these days, even a flutter was reassuring. ?
(Note: if the Army of Darkness fans don?t get this last one, I will be very disappointed.)
First one is Sin City I believe.
And one of the other ones is Equilibrium, the one about Cleric.
I think the third one is Saw.[/quote]
Sin City, Equilibrium, and Fifth Element are correct. But not Saw or Naked Gun for the other 2. The second and third quotes go back a few years (20 years), but are both “must watch” action movies. Last quote is delivered by the "king"of b-movie action, Mr. Bruce Campbell. (hence my dissappointment with Army of Darkness fans. And no its not Army of Darkness or the Evil Deads)
[quote]Ohhhh01 wrote:
Here are a few different ones:
“Who made that man a gunner?”
“I did sir, he’s my cousin!”[/quote]
Spaceballs
Mallrats
Dogma … i think
Hot Shots: Part Deux
Doin the bull dance … feelin the flow … Happy motherf&*&kin Gilmore
“Six Two Stack Monster”