The Professor X Meme

^^ No, the internet is a serious place. No fun can be had, humor is a futile emotion of the weak and hamburger-less. Time should be spent in the gym on Hammer Strength machines and pursuing careers in the field of Dentistry. At all times must you wear a look of seriousness, with lips being parallel to one another and with no teeth visible. So it be written, so shall it be done.

Edit: In response to DoubleDuce’s request for teh lulz

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]Raw Finn wrote:
Most people understand comedy. It isn’t harmful.[/quote]

Well said.[/quote]

You call my wife’s pussy hamburger, and I won’t find that shit funny either.

Your ‘sense’ of humor is fucked if you think that is cool.

But I bet if someone was to call one of the girls in SAMA fat or burger pussy you would be the first to say how wrong it was?

Had he put his relationship out there, or she had posted herself, fine. But some people in this thread took some low shots.

[quote]on edge wrote:
X’s girlfriend has got to be the biggest drama queen on the planet. No one could NOT know that the hamburger comment was just in good fun and not personal.[/quote]

So, AFAIK your wife has nothing to do with this site. Does that mean I can start a thread about how her pussy looks like hamburger, smells, you can’t fuck, and your love life is obviously a shambles?

Oh and make sure it has 20k views, so she can see what total strangers now think of you, a regular poster and her… I bet she won’t mind at all. Lets make sure pictures of your face are all over the thread too…

I’ll be sure to insult your kids and parenting ability too… Then I can justify it by claiming you were e-mean to TD.

BRILLIANT!

[quote]SkyNett wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
If you aren’t aware that perspective employers are searching your facebook, twitter, and other internet bullshit you are dumb. [/quote]

That’s true of course - but since he posts here under the pseudonym Professor X, how can that possibly be linked to him? He has a real name, and I would assume he would be applying for jobs or whatever else under his real name.

Unless he’s putting Professor X on job applications, I don’t see how he could be affected. Even if someone searched for images under his real name, none of this shit is going to come up.[/quote]

I mean, 6 degrees of separation and all that, facebook links etc… But in general, yeah it is a stretch, but that part of my statement was more of a blanket description rather than appling directly to this situation.

I should have been more clear.

[quote]UtahLama wrote:
Come on Beans, you are a really smart guy from all that I have seen on here, and you cannot possibly believe this.

[/quote]

Like I said, some of the jokes were funny, and I’m sure he himself laughed at a few of them. What I find pathetic and generally vile is the personal life attacks and the disparaging of people and relationships he never invoked on these boards. The people they were coming from are certainly part of the issue.

Humor is one thing, but this thread jumped the shark circa LFM’s posting trying to tell you guys as much.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]UtahLama wrote:

Come on Beans, you are a really smart guy from all that I have seen on here, and you cannot possibly believe this.

X e-smacked hundreds on these boards over the years, getting progressively worse over the last couple. He is going to get some shit back…I’m sure he can take it.

Some people like myself go to sites like IM for training info and here for other things…it’s ok to have two homes bro.[/quote]

Wait, so your goal is to help fuck up this website and then go to another to “keep it real”?

I don’t have the time to argue with people who don’t even take training seriously at all…which seems to be most who have that hate-bug up their ass in this thread.

In the last few months, most of the larger posters here who actually had a brain to match their physical progress have scaled back on posting. Lewhitehurst left, Bauer is gone along with several others who helped keep this forum as a whole on track instead of some strange version of a junior high school cafeteria with people who barely make it to the gym crying because their feelings got hurt.

If the rest of you want this board to deteriorate further, keep acting like this. Keep acting like no one should feel passionate about what they are involved in, or that every single statement needs to be fought against for no reason, or that every situation needs to be turned into a joke.

One thing you and everyone else proved with this thread is that the problem is YOU. I hadn’t even posted on this forum in almost two months…and YOU and those like you helped turn this thread to shit while the forum as a whole has become pretty damn disinteresting.

But hey, you have another site to go to after you turn this one to shit.

Good for you.

Peace to all.

Someone send me a pm when this board gets serious again.

Something tells me “don’t hold your breath”.[/quote]

You do know this is the GAL forum, right?

The only people here crying seem to be you and beans.

By all means feel passionate about what you do, but I hope that isn’t a web site.

This post looks like one of the worst cases of projection I’ve ever seen honestly.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

I’d rather read 400 threads of X and Way arguing who’s penis is bigger [/quote]

Um… okkaaayyyyyyy, interesting hobby you have there.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]UtahLama wrote:

Awwwwwww that was nice X

I appreciate you singling out me for going other places for training info, as you have pointed out the BB section here is simply shit slinging.

As for Bauer, I’m glad you brought him up…I still talk to him regularly outside of here. He is doing well in case you were wondering.

And for the record, from 01-09 you were a great source of information, whatever crawled up your ass the last two years is beyond me. I hope you find that guy again, because I really get a kick out of him.

[/quote]

Wow, how delusional are you? I am not here for your personal entertainment and I am not changing how I write for you.

You and others here have spent the last few months flat out attacking most of the people here who stood out the most since this site began. What has been the result of that action?

A slowly dying fucking forum where most of the threads are viewed less than they have been in years.

Enjoy that. You earned it. Tell Bauer I said hi. He could at least back up any shit he talked…unlike you and friends.[/quote]

This post right here is the reason this thread was made…I hope you understand that.

Please put up one post where I have ripped ANYBODY in the bodybuilding or rate my physique forum…ANY POST X!!!

You will not find one, I have not driven anybody away, I left those forums because I could not stand your arrogance. I post in Marudermeats thread and that is all…I go to IM and EliteFTS because they walk the walk…

I think you are having personal issues it’s the only possible reason you could think I have attacked anybody in those forums.

Please post a link to a thread where I have done ANYTHING you wrote above.

You have lost your damn mind.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
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Hey beans, where were you when X was insulting me and my family? Grant it I wasn’t crying over it like X apparently is.

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
Seriously, you and X have a lot of growing up to do. [/quote]

This is rich…

35 people taking shots. Hey that’s all good bro

1 fucking dude (and a MOD) who thinks some of the statements where a bit too much

I have to grow up? Did I call anyone burgerpussy? I didn’t think so.

Not him.

His chick…

He posts here, he puts his pictures up, he is “fair game”. His love life, he never goes into detail about (AFAIK) is not.

[quote]

It’s obvious X is still reading and is apparently just off pitching a tantrum because of meanies on the interwebs.[/quote]

Your missing the bigger picture here.

Good example: X and Meat don’t see eye-to-eye on much… And have had a few good jabs at eachother.

Meat isn’t here acting like a fucktard…

Get it yet?

So, how are your chicks beef curtains these days? They still nasty and burgerlisious?

Not even sure how you fuck that nasty thing, better off going to the local store, hating all the minorities on the way, and eating a ricecake. You don’t want to fuck that.

I wasn’t. Too bad your too wrapped up to see I was “e-defending” this fucking board as a whole. Not just him.

[quote]Airtruth wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

I’d rather read 400 threads of X and Way arguing who’s penis is bigger [/quote]

Um… okkaaayyyyyyy, interesting hobby you have there.
[/quote]

I lol’ed, I’ll admit

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
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Hey beans, where were you when X was insulting me and my family? [/quote]

Didn’t see it.

But like you said, it isn’t an issue right?

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
Seriously, you and X have a lot of growing up to do. [/quote]

This is rich…

35 people taking shots. Hey that’s all good bro

1 fucking dude (and a MOD) who thinks some of the statements where a bit too much

I have to grow up? Did I call anyone burgerpussy? I didn’t think so.

Not him.

His chick…

He posts here, he puts his pictures up, he is “fair game”. His love life, he never goes into detail about (AFAIK) is not.

See now your just as bad as the worst on this thread. I would also like to point out that I haven’t participated in any of the antics in this thread. But apparently telling people not to take the internet seriously is enough to make you personally attack my wife? Good to know.

Feel better? You didn’t get me mad though, mainly because I’m an adult. If it’s such a serious issue, why did it take so little for you to do it?

And for the record, the hamburger guys were funny, yours was a sad reproduction. At least make it funny man.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
…[/quote]

Hey beans, where were you when X was insulting me and my family? [/quote]

Didn’t see it.

But like you said, it isn’t an issue right?[/quote]

Exactly, you’re getting it.

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
But apparently telling people not to take the internet seriously is enough to make you personally attack my wife? Good to know.

Feel better? You didn’t get me mad though, mainly because I’m an adult. If it’s such a serious issue, why did it take so little for you to do it?
[/quote]

You came at me here, don’t forget that. I made some nasty remarks to prove a point.

And it’s good you didn’t mad, it was humor, just ask Nards, that stuff is funny.

(But in all fairness, I have nothing to say about your family. I hope they are all well and healthy.)

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
the hamburger guys were funny, yours was a sad reproduction. At least make it funny man.[/quote]

Someone insults X’s chick - you find it funny - all good bro, don’t take the internet so serious if you don’t find burger pussy funny

I insult yours - you don’t find it funny - now your as bad as they are, why did you insult my wife, that isn’t all good bro

Funny how that works.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
But apparently telling people not to take the internet seriously is enough to make you personally attack my wife? Good to know.

Feel better? You didn’t get me mad though, mainly because I’m an adult. If it’s such a serious issue, why did it take so little for you to do it?
[/quote]

You came at me here, don’t forget that. I made some nasty remarks to prove a point.

And it’s good you didn’t mad, it was humor, just ask Nards, that stuff is funny.

(But in all fairness, I have nothing to say about your family. I hope they are all well and healthy.)[/quote]

Came at you?

Seriously?

Threads like this are half the reason I come here. It’s GAL if you don’t like it, don’t read it. If people want to stick to BBing topics and “serious” stuff (though X throws his share of personal attacks in there too) then stay in the BBing forum. You can not read and not post whatever you want. You can’t force others to. It’s life, if people are really getting that upset over stupid, but funny, threads like this, your are going to have a rough life.

I never agreed with anything posted here or defended anything said or even their right to say it. I was just noting that such is life. You aren’t going to stop it. Get over it or get used to being mad.

Holy shit this thread took a trip to negative town. It was all fun n games and now it’s just lame.

X pissed a lot of people off.

X also helped a lot of people.

X gave out tons of shit to people.

X also got a ton of shit from people.

X STARTED the “I Hate Professor X” thread himself and he’s a grown man… I’m sure he can take a joke.

X was also known for ‘stirring the pot’, so to speak, sometimes just for entertainment.

It’s not like he uses his real name here and someone posted one of those meme’s up on a billboard in his hometown or anything. I’m sure professor x even loled at a few of the pics that were posted.

Let’s all just lighten up a bit and not take the interwebz so seriously.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
the hamburger guys were funny, yours was a sad reproduction. At least make it funny man.[/quote]

Someone insults X’s chick - you find it funny - all good bro, don’t take the internet so serious if you don’t find burger pussy funny

I insult yours - you don’t find it funny - now your as bad as they are, why did you insult my wife, that isn’t all good bro

Funny how that works.[/quote]

No, I never said anything wasn’t all good. I don’t care that you insulted someone on the internet. I just noted that you are claiming it’s really bad to insult someones girl all while doing it to someone who never insulted anyone’s woman. Just noting the hypocrisy, not that I cared what you said.

And I said it wasn’t funny because your joke was bad, not because it was my wife.

[quote]gregron wrote:
Holy shit this thread took a trip to negative town. It was all fun n games and now it’s just lame.

X pissed a lot of people off.

X also helped a lot of people.

X gave out tons of shit to people.

X also got a ton of shit from people.

X STARTED the “I Hate Professor X” thread himself and he’s a grown man… I’m sure he can take a joke.

X was also known for ‘stirring the pot’, so to speak, sometimes just for entertainment.

If you’re on a public website where you talk about aspects of your personal life, post your picture and interact with people for years and years you can’t really get that upset when that info comes back on the same website.

It’s not like he uses his real name here and someone posted one of those meme’s up on a billboard in his hometown or anything. I’m sure professor x even loled at a few of the pics that were posted.

Let’s all just lighten up a bit and not take the interwebz so seriously.

[/quote]

exactly.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Wait, so your goal is to help fuck up this website and then go to another to “keep it real”?

I don’t have the time to argue with people who don’t even take training seriously at all…which seems to be most who have that hate-bug up their ass in this thread.

In the last few months, most of the larger posters here who actually had a brain to match their physical progress have scaled back on posting. Lewhitehurst left, Bauer is gone along with several others who helped keep this forum as a whole on track instead of some strange version of a junior high school cafeteria with people who barely make it to the gym crying because their feelings got hurt.

If the rest of you want this board to deteriorate further, keep acting like this. Keep acting like no one should feel passionate about what they are involved in, or that every single statement needs to be fought against for no reason, or that every situation needs to be turned into a joke.

One thing you and everyone else proved with this thread is that the problem is YOU. I hadn’t even posted on this forum in almost two months…and YOU and those like you helped turn this thread to shit while the forum as a whole has become pretty damn disinteresting.

But hey, you have another site to go to after you turn this one to shit.

Good for you.

Peace to all.

Someone send me a pm when this board gets serious again.

Something tells me “don’t hold your breath”.[/quote]

First of all I’m glad you’re alive. And the forum is more boring and less informative without you.

But I think you’ve said it yourself: (Pretty much) everything has already been discussed.
Every bodypart has been discussed to death. There are T-cell roundtables on pretty much everything. Most of the really big posters have had “how do you train” threads, and some of the others have training logs, while some answer questions on how they train in other threads. The bodybuilding forum is dead cause there’s no point in discussing anything new. Can you think of a subject that hasn’t been discussed a dozen times?

There are a few bodybuilding shows a year. What else can be discussed?

[quote]gregron wrote:
Holy shit this thread took a trip to negative town. It was all fun n games and now it’s just lame.

X pissed a lot of people off.

X also helped a lot of people.

X gave out tons of shit to people.

X also got a ton of shit from people.

X STARTED the “I Hate Professor X” thread himself and he’s a grown man… I’m sure he can take a joke.

X was also known for ‘stirring the pot’, so to speak, sometimes just for entertainment.

If you’re on a public website where you talk about aspects of your personal life, post your picture and interact with people for years and years you can’t really get that upset when that info comes back on the same website.

It’s not like he uses his real name here and someone posted one of those meme’s up on a billboard in his hometown or anything. I’m sure professor x even loled at a few of the pics that were posted.

Let’s all just lighten up a bit and not take the interwebz so seriously.

[/quote]

Well put.

And there are currently over 37 798 copies of that picture on this website. It’s your avatar for crying out loud. If you don’t want your face online don’t post it. Sad but true.

But I understand that you’d get shit for posting faceless pics.