I really don’t feel any better after telling…
I’m still pissed off about the civil war.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
One time my mom gave me and my (then) girlfriend $50 to go to a nice dinner for our 1 year anniversary. We hit up Mcdonald’s and spent the rest on booze. I still feel bad about it.
Whew! That feels good!
Who’s next?[/quote]
I HOPE you got away with more then that!!!
[quote]AttackOfTheChris wrote:
I’m still pissed off about the civil war. [/quote]
This made me LMAO! Thank you sir
[quote]theuofh wrote:
This happens to me too. I thought I might be schizophrenic, so I’m glad I’m not the only one.
It usually has to deal with mistakes I’ve made with women, or at least those are the ones that torment me the most.
It goes like this…
Unconscious: Remember that girl.
Conscious: Yeah, why are you making me think about her.
Unconscious: Because she wanted to bang and you screwed it up dumbass.
Conscious: butt puckering feeling of regret
Its kinda like the evolution of being a kid and you threw a baseball through the window or something and you just wish you could go back in time. [/quote]
You have just perfectly summarized the story of my mother-fucking life.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
One time my mom gave me and my (then) girlfriend $50 to go to a nice dinner for our 1 year anniversary. We hit up Mcdonald’s and spent the rest on booze. I still feel bad about it.
Whew! That feels good!
Who’s next?[/quote]
while trying to hook up with this chick, I was listening to her complain to earn some points. She was bitching about how her ex used to say she looked better in jeans. I went on and on about how he was a douche, blah blah blah.
Then she took off her pants and turned around.
He was right.
I always felt guilty for talking so much shit about dude and then agreeing with him [/quote]
Quoted for awesomeness.
But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience.
And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience.
And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.[/quote]
Since when is Danny Tanner a goonie?
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience.
And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.[/quote]
This made me remember in elementary school I hated going to school so much, I’d also mix up fake puke and spill it on the carpet.
Then one day I was running low on ingredients, so I decided to throw in some Tabasco (it was like 4th grade give me a break) which ended up staining the carpet (permanent). Which led to my parents replacing all the carpet in the house shortly after. They talked about doing it for a while before this happened but I feel like what I did certainly led to it happening much quicker.
I hate thinking about all the douchbag things that I’ve done that affected other people. Gives me pause, and then I spend the next couple of hours kicking myself.
really can ruin a persons day.
who brought this subject up?
Consider this;How are you ever going to look forward when your always looking back? We all done some said things we didn’t mean or do things that are terrible but it was all in the past. Things are just getting good with your life if you just forget about the past and make things right for your future.
[quote]horsepuss wrote:
You can only move forward from where youre standing now. Fuck the past, better youreself and move on.[/quote]
^ Bingo.
If you’re wasting your time focusing on the fuck ups of yesterday, you’re not doing a damn thing about living today or preparing for tomorrow. Learn from it and move on. Not doing that would be the biggest mistake.
[quote]mattho wrote:
I keep remembering things I’ve said or done in the past that were stupid and thinking how dumb I was. [/quote]
Yes it is called my X-Wife. Young people CONDOMS are your best friend. Other than that fuck up dont do it again and forget it.
I just go by one of my dads favorite sayings. It’s hard to be a fuck up and not show it.
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^Vegita - you crack me up.
I laughed out loud at that one~
[quote]Edgy wrote:
^Vegita - you crack me up.
I laughed out loud at that one~[/quote]
The best part about it is how often he says it, and of course it’s usualy when someone mentions something he has recently fucked up. LOL
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LOL thanks yall.