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Truths:

  1. You are no where near contest ready. i was leaner that you before i decided to push my contest attempt back a couple months because i was not ready to be on stage.
  2. You have no where near the amount of muscle required to look good IN contest shape.
  3. You have no symmetry, and no proportion. Bodybuilding isnt something you wake up one day and decide to do for a month. If you actually want to compete, take some time, fix your diet (cause i can tell you now it’s not as solid as you think), and solidify your training.

Whether you choose to accept these truths is on your shoulders, but remember that not believing them does not change their validity. You can keep kicking and screaming “La la la i cant hear you,” or you can Man up and do what needs to be done. If you arent a troll and WANT to compete, do some research and get to work.

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Can you put up a pose or two? Also, notice all the abulars I have in my profile pic, which you seem to lack. Can you measure any of your extremities so we can compare. I like to believe I represent the benchmark for the smallest you can be and still claim to lift, so a photo of a tape measure around your biceps that says anything bigger than 15inches would be terribly illuminating for me and my personal attempts to become a respectable lifter.

Obviously you will ignore this polite request and continue trolling.

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overall growth is needed. arms look like 14" and chest is flat. i dont think a comp anytime soon would be a good idea. you need to do a bulk and worry about a comp maybe next year.

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i always wondered how those classic youtube flamers looked like :stuck_out_tongue:

[quote]pdobbs wrote:
You all think your so fucking high and mighty but im the only one here with full pics while your all hiding behind fake screen names. [/quote]

you think you deserve a medal of courage for making yourself look like an idiot on the interwebz?

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Could you please outline your full training and diet regimen?

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[quote]Rational Gaze wrote:
EDIT: Not even worth it, bowing out of this thread.[/quote]

The next big thing(s)…

Rational Gaze’s legs.

Can we just make this thread into a ‘how awesome are rational gaze’s legs’ thread.

Soo…

rational gaze…

NICE LEGS!!!

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[quote]bushidobadboy wrote:
Ah, thank fuck for that! I was really starting to worry that this might not be a troll job. However he confirmed it 100% in my mind with this piece of weakness.

If you analyse the sentence, you might think (as I do) that it is utter bullshit, designed ONLY to inflame.

I mean how fucking annoying would it be to have a solid pair of legs which you took the time to photograph and put on a site, only to be told by a stick insect that ‘man that shit is soooo photoshopped’. It’s troll skills 101 and gave the game away.

Now I can rest easy and never come back to this thread.

BBB[/quote]

Well said, Bushy. In a way it’s a relief to know this isn’t a genuinely mentally ill person who needs urgent help.

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U mad?

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You suck at Trolling. hahahaha

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my little brother is more stage ready than you. He is 4 years old…

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Since everyone is is insisting im a troll im going to start acting like one. In the meantime, ill be waiting for any relevant posts.

BBB, what else do you expect me to write? Ive gotten 3 pages of shit and crap joke attempts when what i wanted was a some proper criticism.
Only 3 managed to give it showing a significant mental deficiency for the rest of these jackasses. Did you just stop by to shout troll or are you going to join the “cool” group?
I will say that my comment towards RGs quads was uncalled as they are a little ahead of mine but i still say i have better seperation!

L8, youre like a fucking broken record but thanks, im sure i do suck at trolling

Achilles, very relevant you inbred piece of shit. Im sure your 4 year old brother gets plenty of exercise down there in Alabama with the amount of ass raping he gets from you on a daily basis. Ill bet hes jacked from it all. Moron

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[quote]pdobbs wrote:
Since everyone is is insisting im a troll im going to start acting like one. In the meantime, ill be waiting for any relevant posts.

BBB, what else do you expect me to write? Ive gotten 3 pages of shit and crap joke attempts when what i wanted was a some proper criticism.
Only 3 managed to give it showing a significant mental deficiency for the rest of these jackasses. Did you just stop by to shout troll or are you going to join the “cool” group?
I will say that my comment towards RGs quads was uncalled as they are a little ahead of mine but i still say i have better seperation!

L8, youre like a fucking broken record but thanks, im sure i do suck at trolling

Achilles, very relevant you inbred piece of shit. Im sure your 4 year old brother gets plenty of exercise down there in Alabama with the amount of ass raping he gets from you on a daily basis. Ill bet hes jacked from it all. Moron[/quote]

Dude, since your claiming your not a troll(im starting to have doubts) why not try and lose the cocky attitude and appraoch this a little differently?

Fine, your an athlete and competed at a high level. For that I say well done, lord knows I couldnt do that kind of endurance sporting but come on man, as an athlete surly you can reconize the difference that lies in these two sports?

Tbh cycling is about as far from BB as you can get. So, lets try this again but this time be a little humble about it. Your coming onto a site thats dedicated to building muscle, which takes decades so when you start touting about how your stage ready when there are guys here who have been doing this all there life, well your bound to get a negitive response.

My advice would be to try and ask for advice again but this time, lose the ego and take the good comments along with the bad ones. And dont say people are ganging up on you man, its the interwebz what do you expect?

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RG’s quads are a little ahead of yours but you have better separation? Are you fucking serious man? You have chicken legs and he’s got legs the size of a fucking redwood tree. How can you even compare?

^^THIS is a good example of why you are getting a negative response from everybody. Like Oregand said, lose the attitude and try to act a little humble. People like RG have been working on their bodies for a LONG LONG time and its insulting for a newbie like you with basically no muscle mass or definition to start strutting around here like you know whats going on. You’re lucky you aren’t acting like this in the BB forum.

I say that you read and re-read Oregand’s post, put your tiny dick between your legs, and take some criticism instead of arguing against it as if it isn’t true that you are at the bottom of the bodybuilding totem pole.

Really, how old are you? Try to act a little more like a man.

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mmm this is almost as entertaining as American Idol try-outs!

Btw RG…hyooge legs man!

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[quote]pdobbs wrote:
To the one gentleman who actually gave advice, cheers for that. I do think i am pretty close to contest shape. The nationals are still a few months away so lots of time to get muscle on.
As for the rest of you pretentious pricks, its the same old shit every single time i check RMP.
My body isnt perfect but im damn sure its better than 90% of people on this forum.
Also, my bench is 210 x 2 so kindly go fuck yourself.
I will post more pics when i win my class. Jealousy is a terrible thing but i experienced it as a cyclist and i guess ill have to deal with it here too. [/quote]

What in hell are you talking about?!? You are pretty close to contest shape? Have you been drinking delusional kool-aid or something? First off, you are not even contest shape lean. You have a skinny fat look. And you are very, very small with very little muscle. And you are implying that in a few months you can put on enough muscle for a contest?!?

What contest is this? “Noobs who just started lifting 3 months ago and look what I haven’t accomplished” contest? This has to be a troll. No one, I mean, no one can be this delusional to post a pic like that on a “Rate My Physique” thread dedicated to BODYBUILDERS. You know, bodybuilders, people who have actually been working out for years and have significant amounts of muscle.

Again, this HAS to be a troll.

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STAGE READY!?

mother fucking lulz

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can the troll come back and post more huge pics of himself, I need a good laugh

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[quote]bushidobadboy wrote:

[quote]pdobbs wrote:
Since everyone is is insisting im a troll im going to start acting like one. In the meantime, ill be waiting for any relevant posts.

BBB, what else do you expect me to write? Ive gotten 3 pages of shit and crap joke attempts when what i wanted was a some proper criticism.
Only 3 managed to give it showing a significant mental deficiency for the rest of these jackasses. Did you just stop by to shout troll or are you going to join the “cool” group?
I will say that my comment towards RGs quads was uncalled as they are a little ahead of mine but i still say i have better seperation!

L8, youre like a fucking broken record but thanks, im sure i do suck at trolling

Achilles, very relevant you inbred piece of shit. Im sure your 4 year old brother gets plenty of exercise down there in Alabama with the amount of ass raping he gets from you on a daily basis. Ill bet hes jacked from it all. Moron[/quote]

Look I mean no disrespect when I say the following:

  1. You have a really nasty attitude, insulting people in ways that no human being would ever dare in real life. This marks you out as some sort of internet tough-guy, because in real life I bet you are a lot more respectful.

  2. When people tell you that you honestly have a seriously below par physique for bodybuilding, you cannot take it (despite your claims of wanting honest feedback) and assume they are being ‘mean’.

To me you need a reality check because you cannot hope to compete seriously in any sort of half-decent BBing show within 12 months, let alone 4 or whatever you said. You ask for serious critiscism but then spit the dummy and resort to insults when you get it.

Take a look at this:

The guy reminds me of you because whilst HE obviously thinks he looks good, it is painfully clear that he does not. Now lets be clear; that guy obviously has learning difficulties and I’m not suggesting for moment that you do.

I mean come on, you think RGs legs are “a little bigger”, when in fact they absolutely DWARF yours, irrespective of cuts. You have next to no upper body muscle and whilst you seem to think you are super-lean, I disagree. I work with a lot of BBers, some pro and so I do feel qualified to offer an opinion on this.

It’s one thing to maintain a positive ‘fuck anyone that gets in my way or doesn’t believe in me’ attitude, but it’s quite another to just be so far removed from reality that you can only be embarrassed when you stand on stage next to a man at a bodybuilding competition.

But good luck with whatever you decide to do.

BBB[/quote]

That is fucking insane, I knew there was a few people out there with minor dilusions but for the love of christ.

There has to be something wrong with Steve from the video.

Dont get me wrong, funny as fuck but pretty scary at the same time.