The Moment Every Boy Goes Through

Haha! I had to read your post twice to figure out what you were saying. Ass!

[quote]Renton wrote:
I was addicted to pot for quite a while so give the kid a break alright?

My own addiction I suspect became worse because of my weaknesses and the fact that I’d not, at 18, like the OP seen everything, so I thank god for small mercies that this kid has really lived.

Me I spent a further 3 years and almost died several times of overdosing on clay, the active ingredient in pot.

Good luck with your rehab bro - it’s a long hard road. Just don’t get sucked back in by those bastards at garden centres who try to push the stuff on you with almost everything you buy there.[/quote]

[quote]Renton wrote:
I was addicted to pot for quite a while so give the kid a break alright?

My own addiction I suspect became worse because of my weaknesses and the fact that I’d not, at 18, like the OP seen everything, so I thank god for small mercies that this kid has really lived.

Me I spent a further 3 years and almost died several times of overdosing on clay, the active ingredient in pot.

Good luck with your rehab bro - it’s a long hard road. Just don’t get sucked back in by those bastards at garden centres who try to push the stuff on you with almost everything you buy there.[/quote]

haha Rents you crazy mofo!

What is ultimatley saddening is that I reclon the OP really expected a lot of praise and a big hearty pat on the back from his new friends on T-Nation when he posted this

[quote]Rykker wrote:
lixy wrote:
Squiggles wrote:
Perhaps most important - have you ever seen this bug in person??

What the hell is that?

Jerusalem cricket[/quote]

They play cricket in Jerusalem?


Oh the choices you have to make to become a man

[quote]Rykker wrote:
dday wrote:
How about this?

Aw, jeez. The invisible ninjas are the worst.[/quote]

DAMN IT!!! It didn’t post, I’ll try again. If it doesn’t work this time then it truely is the work of invisible ninjas!

[quote]PUNKHAZARD wrote:

i just turned 18 an trust me when i say ive seen everything… but im the only one who will really know since were sitting behind computers talking to eachother.[/quote]

Wow, I don’t even know how to respond to this.

/fail

Have you ever been shot and sang a song about it?

Ever shot a man in Reno just to watch him die?

Ever kidnapped an heiress and threatened her with a knife?

Have you ever been caught wanking by your 4 year old daughter and had to tell her you were trying to shake off a big spider that ran up your leg?

Fuck I can see this one running and running

[quote]electric_eales wrote:
Have you ever been caught wanking by your 4 year old daughter and had to tell her you were trying to shake off a big spider that ran up your leg?

Fuck I can see this one running and running[/quote]

If I were a carpenter and you were a lady, would you marry me anyway, would you have my baby?

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion?

[quote]pushharder wrote:
orion wrote:
electric_eales wrote:
Have you ever been caught wanking by your 4 year old daughter and had to tell her you were trying to shake off a big spider that ran up your leg?

Fuck I can see this one running and running

If I were a carpenter and you were a lady, would you marry me anyway, would you have my baby?

Damn straight I would.[/quote]

Now I know the secret of your success, no “ifs”, “whens” or “buts”, but unerring dedication to your goal.

I salute you, Sir!

Have you ever had your pelvis, femur and ribs broken to bits, bladder shredded and watched a solid stream of blood come out of your dick without passing out?

[quote]lixy wrote:
Have you ever had your pelvis, femur and ribs broken to bits, bladder shredded and watched a solid stream of blood come out of your dick without passing out?[/quote]

Sure did. Only pussy European killjoys die from that shit.

Have you ever jerked off with your own tears?

And technically not every boy goes through the whole monkey humping, pot smoking, loss of virginity while eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich at your 18th birthday bash phase.

Some boys actually die before they turn 18.

Every man on the other hand, most definitely went through that same exact phase.