[quote]Squiggles wrote:
PUNKHAZARD wrote:
I just turned 18 an trust me when i say ive seen everything…
Have you ever…
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…been in a Turkish prison??
For the OP.
Have you ever seen a dolphin swim up a giraffe’s ass and then eat its way out with chopsticks?
No didn’t fucking think so
Perhaps most important - have you ever seen this bug in person??
[quote]Squiggles wrote:
Perhaps most important - have you ever seen this bug in person??
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What the hell is that?
[quote]lixy wrote:
Squiggles wrote:
Perhaps most important - have you ever seen this bug in person??
What the hell is that?[/quote]
Jerusalem cricket
[quote]electric_eales wrote:
Have you ever seen a dolphin swim up a giraffe’s ass and then eat its way out with chopsticks?
No didn’t fucking think so[/quote]
You ain’t seen nothin till your blown out on 4 hits of acid and your bathroom turns in to a fishbowl, and you are the fish.
Have you ever legally consumed alcohol?
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
You ain’t seen nothin till your blown out on 4 hits of acid and your bathroom turns in to a fishbowl, and you are the fish.
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the giant caterpillars with six-foot long mandibles crawling all over the bedroom walls and ceiling are even worse…
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
Squiggles wrote:
PUNKHAZARD wrote:
I just turned 18 an trust me when i say ive seen everything…
Have you ever…
…been in a Turkish prison
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and had your salad tossed?
[quote]Rykker wrote:
SkyzykS wrote:
You ain’t seen nothin till your blown out on 4 hits of acid and your bathroom turns in to a fishbowl, and you are the fish.
the giant caterpillars with six-foot long mandibles crawling all over the bedroom walls and ceiling are even worse…[/quote]
I really didn’t like the sharks swimming through the grass.
How about this?
This has to be one of the funniest threads ever.
Here’s another thing the OP probably hasn’t experienced: seeing the birth and death of your own child, on the same day.
OP, the stuff you think you’ve been through is not all that damn bad.
And addicted to pot? Give me a fucking break.
[quote]electric_eales wrote:
Hooray Its been a while but this has never been more desrving, I think it must be something about Texa’s they really know how to breed them down there don’t they?[/quote]
This nomination is now currently under review. Next time, please consult the namesake before giving out such a prestegious award. We’ll see how far this thread goes, then I’ll decide whether or not it is deserving.
Has it ever actually been proven that you CAN get addicted to pot? All of my pot smokin’ friends stop and start for periods of time without reason.
OP, have you ever seen a gypsy woman selling homemade rakija (whiskey/brandy/liquor) on the side of the street in a village that barely has electricity?
I was addicted to pot for quite a while so give the kid a break alright?
My own addiction I suspect became worse because of my weaknesses and the fact that I’d not, at 18, like the OP seen everything, so I thank god for small mercies that this kid has really lived.
Me I spent a further 3 years and almost died several times of overdosing on clay, the active ingredient in pot.
Good luck with your rehab bro - it’s a long hard road. Just don’t get sucked back in by those bastards at garden centres who try to push the stuff on you with almost everything you buy there.
To give him some credit, if I had seen it all at 18, my pot addiction would be the least of my problems.
[quote]AssClown wrote:
electric_eales wrote:
Hooray Its been a while but this has never been more desrving, I think it must be something about Texa’s they really know how to breed them down there don’t they?
This nomination is now currently under review. Next time, please consult the namesake before giving out such a prestegious award. We’ll see how far this thread goes, then I’ll decide whether or not it is deserving.[/quote]
Sorry dude but the ‘Ass clown award’ has been around on T-Nation longer than you have mate
[quote]dday wrote:
How about this?
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Aw, jeez. The invisible ninjas are the worst.