^ Lives in Delaware.
^Lives in anguish and self-loathing.
^ Mistook me for a Roman Catholic.
^ Lives in Palestine ^
^ lives in a constant state of “fullness” due to the immense butt plug carried around in his ass all day (he has to constantly make sure there is room for his head)
^ Lives for the moment he can talk about a buttplug other than the one he took up his arse on a daily basis while incarcerated ^
^Will never write a book.
^ Doesn’t know how to read anything that isn’t texted to him ^
^ Coolest guy on this site, and it’s not even close ^
^ Has arguably the most diverse and descriptive vocabulary and most intelligent and formulation of thoughts on the site. Uses it to talk about assholes and butt plugs.
^ Is not my father ^
^^Is, in an Empire Strikes Back twist of fate, secretly your father.^
^Lies about the size of his Kahuna.
^ Has no Kahuna but one helluva syphilitic cowabunga ^
^Purposely loses every TNation bet so he has an excuse to use the most homosexual avatars imaginable.
^Tips cows cuz he likes 'em missionary.
^likes the cows right side up because he SIIHP.
^ likes milk ^
^ likes semen
^^^ milks bulls^^^