^ milks old hags for all they’re worth and then spends the money on penicillin shots and cheap booze to ply AC with ^
^ likes to be called ‘bull’
^ Likes to be called anything, so long as it’s Tom Brady whispering it into his sweaty ear when he’s not nibbling on his back ^
^Is like a cheese taster, but instead of cheese it’s the effluvium of different strains of chlamydia.
^doesnt like cheeses, but instead prefers blue waffles
^Freeclimbed the Matterhorn in record time, then promptly dropped trow and tried to fit the majestic peak into his bum.
No lube.
^Travelled from the outer reaches of space to sniff the top of the Matterhorn.
^deep throats the top of the Matterhorn once Skyzyk is done sniffing it, and after Hercules_rocks puts his blue waffles and anus on it.
^cleans up when they are all done, for free
^pays to do it.
^ Doesn’t know anything about the Matterhorn other than that it can’t be all that bad to sit down on the face of a WWI-era seductress and spy, even if you have to pay for it ^
^jumps out of planes with cash and looses said cash on the way down. Has nothing to show for his work, and moved to Malaysia to lick his wounds.
^ Has no clue how to spell “loses” ^
^ followed him to Malaysia to lick his ass crack
^Got into a Roadhouse-like throwdown at a daycare center and lost.
^ Goes to the same daycare to pick up chicks ^
^ Hits on me every time he sees me at said daycare ^
<<<< Kinda likes it.
^ used to have one helluva nice ass on him. Has since let himself fall apart ^