… has been Resurrected
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Insult the person that posts a comment. Simple as that.
^is a desperate virgin living in parents basement with way too much time on his hands, and not enough hands on his cock
^is depressed cause he lives in the frozen wasteland of Minnie-soda~
^Thinks “69” is a phone code for service maintenance.
^fat
^likes mayo…so is white.
^had to settle for X since Professor A - W were already taken
^lives in Texas for the whole “queers and steers” allegory…with a heavy on steers. Momma had a farm and lots of condoms.
^knows she used condoms
^even counts his own crabs.
^previous poster edited post because too slow.
^has been trying for the the last 10 years to get “toned”
^likes long walks in the park…but charges an extra 50 bucks for that.
10 dolla for handjob.
^Charges $8.50
^will get me a refund for that 8.50. by April 15.
^Irresponsible with his pets
^Likes baseball because of the tight pants and the “balls”.
^charged me £40 to tell me my teeth were fine
^actually had bad cavities but his wife is planning to cash in on the life insurance claim next month.
Oops.
^forgot there are no people in the UK with okay teeth