The Man Above Thread

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^Is his dad

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^Is my ill-begotten son that fell out of the asshole of the donkey I fucked during a really bad bender in Tijuana^

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^ Enjoys things snorted off his ass like a cheap hooker.

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^snorts things off his ass

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What’s wrong with things being snorted off your ass? ^^Snorts things OUT OF his own ass^^

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^ has an asshole so stretched out that things fall out of it before he has a chance to snort them.

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^Knows about my asshole because he’s a coprophiliac who lives in the crawl space of my house and drilled a hole through the floor and into the bowl of my toilet so he could be the recipient of whatever happens to fall out of my gaping asshole.^

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^likes it when AC is the one gaping his asshole with nothing but his bare hands and tears

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^cleans out port-a-johns with nothing but a bag of tortilla chips and a heaping helping of enthusiasm.

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[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
^cleans out port-a-johns with nothing but a bag of tortilla chips and a heaping helping of enthusiasm.
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^Lived in a port-a-shitter in India^

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[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
^cleans out port-a-johns with nothing but a bag of tortilla chips and a heaping helping of enthusiasm.
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^Lived in a port-a-shitter in India[1]

^ Swims upstream in the Ganges with his mouth open. Uses his boner as a rudder.

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^ Really knows how to hurt a guy’s feelings. ^

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^ Would never hurt a guys feelings. Definitely puts a hurtin on dat ass though!

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^ Doesn’t know when enough is enough or when something isn’t funny anymore ^

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^ is butthurt over the butt jokes

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^ Also doesn’t know when to stop with the insensitive comments that can be extremely hurtful to someone’s feelings. ^

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[quote]DBCooper wrote:
^ Doesn’t know when enough is enough or when something isn’t funny anymore [1]

Sorry man. Didn’t mean to go too far.

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[quote]SkyzykS wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
^ Doesn’t know when enough is enough or when something isn’t funny anymore [1]

Sorry man. Didn’t mean to go too far.

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^Doesn’t have a dictionary containing the word “facetious” in it. ^

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^^Meant it and felt thrilled.

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^ Is also the happy ‘victim’ of AC, and makes sure to save up a week at a time for one giant deposit.