[quote]Gambit_Lost wrote:
^ Is actually an American.[/quote]
Is actually a 49ers fan.^
^actually likes Raj.
Has T-rex arms
^lets DB Cooper perform “rusty trombones” on him during 49’ers games^
^ is the one giving the rusty trombone to DBCooper, then lets Dbcooper finish with a cleveland steamer
^rolls around in the steamer after
^ Is a border line retarded roid rager from a shitty alcoholic country who will die in his early fifties from his abuse of a laundry list of substances. And had his brain mutate from some experimental stimulants he snorted off of DBcooper’s ass.
… Did I do it right ;)?
^Did it wrong.
^Hears the same thing from his boyfriend at least once an evening.^
^Is the complaining boyfriend. Also makes sub standard sammiches.
^Is Lee Harvey Oswald’s secret lovechild with Kim Jong Il’s mistress, who was an opium whore from Chongqing^
^Is Lee Harvey Oswald reincarnate.
^^ Does bong hits of pubic hair from a hobos rectum.
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
^^ Does bong hits of pubic hair from a hobos rectum.
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Snorts crystallized ball cheese from wherever he can get it.
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
^^ Does bong hits of pubic hair from a hobos rectum.
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Snorts crystallized ball cheese from wherever he can get it.[/quote]
<sniff snort (rubbs upper lip) Huh? Who? Me? Thats not my ball cheese…
^Single handedly responsible for the only run on a sperm bank in history. An infamous day in San Francisco forever known as “White Friday”.
^Fantasized every night for a year straight that he was the receiver that day in San francisco. Newspaper headlines that read “Worlds biggest Blowbang”, danced inside his head before he awoke from each of the dreams.
^Mum has a vaj like a stab wound in a gorilla’s back
^likes the asspussies that look like a sinkhole surrounded by shrubbery on “Bears”
^Has a fetish for Bears, the actual animal.
^lost his virginity to his dad