^Doesn’t realise in Australia its lunch time saturday
< realises this… ^ doesn’t realize my comment was towards beans. ^ reading fail
<Read just fine, forgot to post double ^'s and didn’t bother changing 
^Has no excuse for being online on a friday night
^^married…friends are all out having fun while I am home looking for a non-temp. job and bored as shit on wasting time posting here
^Fails at insulting, BOOBS!!! lol
< fails at life
<also married + kid & obviously retarded that it’s not Friday night everywhere I blame the weed ^ sold me after punking ^^ for 20 dollars.
^lolz
^getting worse at this insulting thing
^ghey nuff said
^^ lulz
^ Once won a bar bet by fitting two billiard balls and the backend of a cue stick in his mouth all at the same time… Sure, thats what they were.
^It was elusive who lost him money in that bar bet, he’s been sore about it ever since because he has to go back to giving very rough deep throat to bored bouncers and security guards at clubs so he could afford his “fix”
^ Likes to crash children’s birthday parties naked to impress the girls, but impresses no one.
^ dreams this every night.
^ can no longer dream because he hasn’t slept in years after attending that last birthday party Harizard crashed.
^ Wears lt. dengle shorts
^ is considering competing after a long successful bulk.
^Once crashed into naked children while trying to impress his mother who is the only girl who could ever love a mug like that. She still hates him
^ was the girl in that R. Kelly video.